George Carlin - Stand Up About Religion

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A video I put together containing George Carlin's stand up clips about religion.
I hope George's family don't mind me making and sharing this.

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  1. Hassan Pushe
    Hassan Pushe
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    Dear stupid God bring this man back to life 😃

  2. arcemedies macdonald
    arcemedies macdonald
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    The muse of my generation. And like George I am a staunch Athiest. But not because of listening to his albums. But because he taught me to critically think.

  3. Christopher Chaplin
    Christopher Chaplin
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    The right hand was marked with a past crime, so raising your hand was a primitive but effective way of showing criminal history.

  4. Vivian Black
    Vivian Black
    3 ժամ առաջ

    To paraphrase the Bible in the Beatitudes: Do not swear on anything on heaven or earth, but let your word stand as a true man (or person-my word).

  5. Above So Below
    Above So Below
    5 ժամ առաջ

    Wierdly I have a hot little red head at my convenient store , or local shop as we call it

  6. Victor Johnson
    Victor Johnson
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    Carlin was very aware but he was not funny. Everyone in this audience over 20 years ago are probably trump cultists who worship him like a god

  7. The Immortal Sun-kun
    The Immortal Sun-kun
    7 ժամ առաջ

    We all strive to be that “YEAAH!” guy who’s always there. He’s probably the same dude from The Eric Andre Show.

  8. TheFeralLuau
    TheFeralLuau
    10 ժամ առաջ

    "If God is everywhere, why would you even OWN a 🎩?"

  9. 84Balthasar
    84Balthasar
    13 ժամ առաջ

    That guy is a genious :)

  10. JackTheWolf
    JackTheWolf
    14 ժամ առաջ

    10:32 proves that cancel culture was here all the time, they just didn't have the luxury of internet to cry about everything online..

  11. A G
    A G
    15 ժամ առաջ

    Religion and politics is the exact same thing. Except for the invisible sky people. It's all social engineering and control. Funny how both sides of the left/right paradigm don't see they are exactly the same. One side believes in their heavenly father while the other believes in their presidential daddy. It's crazy how most people don't realize this. It's all just people and their feeble minds being controlled by others who know this secret.

  12. Manelic Valtierrez,Sr
    Manelic Valtierrez,Sr
    16 ժամ առաջ

    Lack of mind

  13. Mary Jane
    Mary Jane
    16 ժամ առաջ

    I love George Carlin.

  14. Nat Genesis
    Nat Genesis
    18 ժամ առաջ

    That's mocking God lol

  15. Carrie Rose
    Carrie Rose
    18 ժամ առաջ

    George Carlin stand up about religion AMget ad - try out this new Christian dating app

  16. Florian Dijkhuizen
    Florian Dijkhuizen
    20 ժամ առաջ

    I wished for winning the lottery 1000 times and lost 1000 times.. what are the odds with 50/50?! i should buy a lottery ticket... wait...

  17. Prince Vegeta9000
    Prince Vegeta9000
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    all i know is this tony robbins ad better be about doge coin.

  18. Karen Skinner
    Karen Skinner
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    I tried to get from the Apple store but says it is not available. You are a great teacher to do this. Your students must love you and your class.

  19. Raymond Parnell
    Raymond Parnell
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    I TRIED TOO , I REALLY TRIED BUT BECAUSE OF MY BRAIN N CONSCIOUS ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO BELIEVE IT . I GUESS IM GOING TO HELL NOW GOD ALLAH JEHOVAH WHOEVER BUT ITS YOUR FAULT YOU SHOULD BE GOING TO HELL ...AFTER ALL YOU MADE ME THE WAY I AM NOW I HAVE TO SUFFER FOR YOUR FUCK UP . MUST BE ALL THAT LOVE YOU HAVE . FAIR DINKUM. SCARY WORLD WITH DUMB DUMB PEOPLE .

  20. Claim
    Claim
    Օր առաջ

    why the hell did u put midrolls?

  21. Who What
    Who What
    Օր առաջ

    How about this kill 15 millions native Indians stole all land and all in name of jesus and God or throw two nuclear bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki all in name of jesus and God give me brake Religion is not just biggest bull shit its biggest crime against humanity and mother earth ever humans are disgusting disease this planet suffer and one big pill will come one day for cure two or three miles fucking beautiful asteroid.

    1. The Lost One
      The Lost One
      14 ժամ առաջ

      I suggest you read Zen Of War. It illustrates hoe Zen Buddhism and Shintoism shaped Imperial Japan to commit atrocities also. There is also the current Rohingya genocide happing right now by the “peaceful” Buddhist of Myanmar. So while I sort of agree with you about the Abrahamic religion, there are atrocities no matter the religion. It’s almost as if us knuckle dragging primates don’t need a reason to treat our fellow apes poorly...

    2. assoverteakettle
      assoverteakettle
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      Oh c'mon now. European settlers have given Native Americans more than Jesus and God. They have given them small pox, poverty, and the stripping of their homeland and dignity. What a bunch of gift givers the early settlers were.

  22. Norman Bates
    Norman Bates
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    George Carlin is burning in hell, and hes proud of it.

  23. Simon Broberg
    Simon Broberg
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    Ah, I guess he is only on about Christian, Jewish and maybe Muslim religion... I don't think think I give a rats arse about those.. Hail Odin amget.info/have/ZqiW2418zGeZh3w/video.html (St Kev on religion Must of say, I am enjoying life a lot more since I found the festival of life and became a born again pi** tank, at the church of the piseduptesticles. Havalager brother! All praise be to Grog!) P.S. Never say the words "let he without sin cast the first stone" without ducking for cover No such thing as sin in our church... most is covered under the words fun and bad.... try to stay the f' away from the bas sh*t eh? Have fun and enjoy the only life most of you will ever have

  24. Gary Kelley
    Gary Kelley
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    George Carlin said there is no God God replied and said there is no George Carlin

    1. The Lost One
      The Lost One
      14 ժամ առաջ

      If there is a god, he’s crying in a corner like a little bitch because Carlin showed up.

    2. Aiden Fenstermacher
      Aiden Fenstermacher
      18 ժամ առաջ

      if God replies to this YT comment I will believe you

    3. assoverteakettle
      assoverteakettle
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      @3:40 And George Carlin said "if there is a God he doesn't give shit and neither do I" 🤣

  25. Jazz House
    Jazz House
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    He Loves YOU and He needs MONEY!!! 😩😩🤣🤣

  26. LGKids
    LGKids
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    Side Note: 2 Cor 5:7! Nuff said! Peace!

  27. LGKids
    LGKids
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    Man needs money, God just wants our hearts! With that being said George Carlin is a master storyteller! But for those who don’t know God is real, His Word is real, and people just have to know real amen and Women of God and do they truly preach and teach Gods Word! Peace!

  28. Max Weisenstein
    Max Weisenstein
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    This man's stance on this subject is priceless! The biggest hypocrites are the Christian right. Scary how delusional some people can be. We've just had 4 years of the biggest crook and philanderer in the whitehouse because of these delusional idiots that somehow align this orange skunk with Christian ideals. I really wonder what Carlin would've said about Trump being president. I'm sure there would've been some scathing humor in that dept.

  29. Himal Rulz
    Himal Rulz
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    True🤣

  30. Djabrayil Magerramov
    Djabrayil Magerramov
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    georges and joes come and go, God is forever.

  31. turbulent -
    turbulent -
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    The Truth is sadly always said in JOKE...

    1. Hari Vyas
      Hari Vyas
      2 ժամ առաջ

      George Carlin was a natural born genius , there’s too much truth in all of his material 💯

  32. cole privett
    cole privett
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    He has the perfect ego and self pride for an atheist. His jokes arent sound but funny.

  33. A-rob Is Beast
    A-rob Is Beast
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    Never heard this guy . He popped up after my service . I feel sorry for him . I hope he is alive today still . But the comical talk and poking fun of Gid is NOT something I would play around . Very irresponsible to run it and hide behind an audience . His time will come and I hope he has a different take and has become wise .

    1. Aiden Fenstermacher
      Aiden Fenstermacher
      18 ժամ առաջ

      why would God care about being joked about? Does God have less self esteem than a 12 yr old?

  34. _--
    _--
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    Re(LIE)gion

  35. AlphaLady777
    AlphaLady777
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    The DIVINE struck George Carlin dead on June 22, 2008 - so ya, there really is a "God."

    1. Aiden Fenstermacher
      Aiden Fenstermacher
      18 ժամ առաջ

      Wow it only took God 9 years. I bet within 100 years the rest of the audience will be dead also! George Carlin was truly prophetic

  36. jerry B.
    jerry B.
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    If left to their own devices, good people will do good and bad people will do bad things. It takes religion to make good people do bad things.

    1. Marx
      Marx
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      No. It takes love, a good life and meaning for bad people to do good things. Religion is just a cheap, easy and lousy way of getting those things.

  37. Mark m
    Mark m
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    I wonder if his view has changed in recent years

  38. Gregg Hill
    Gregg Hill
    2 օր առաջ

    Great compilation, thank you. Iconoclastic humanism as stand-up comedy.

  39. Harry Turner
    Harry Turner
    2 օր առաջ

    9:50 well he did eventually

  40. Jay Vikram
    Jay Vikram
    2 օր առաջ

    Hindus don't have any hat...

  41. raist76
    raist76
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    I miss him, and his works are timeless. He's making sense of the senseless. He does say God bless a lot for someone who claims to deny God's existence. He even was a Cardinal in Dogma. He was a truly blessed comedian for his time, RIP.

  42. Tejaan Music
    Tejaan Music
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    Never amget.info/have/qmh0uYBitpjJoZY/video.html

  43. Brekner Catalin
    Brekner Catalin
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    I strongly believe religion was probably the best way of keeping people in line, the threat of going to Hell is a good one. But then we made laws that are similar to the commandments so "not killing" turned from "or you'll get to hell" to "or you'll spend X year in prison", which is a way quicker punishment. And yeah, swearing on the Bible is the most idiotic thing, lol. If you say committed a serious crime you're already going to hell, so why would adding one more sin even matter? ... In a true religious world, priests would cut off their genitals to join the church because they are forbidden from using them anyway, right?

  44. Jamm TV
    Jamm TV
    2 օր առաջ

    God cannot let the Biden-Satan administration get much further, otherwise, they'll wreck life for the whole planet. Expect a change soon.

    1. Joshua Green
      Joshua Green
      2 օր առաջ

      your God let the holocaust happen you twit. You think he cares about one old Catholic's slightly left leaning beliefs?

  45. j ho
    j ho
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    Never gets old. Always relevant.

  46. freedom77
    freedom77
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    amget.info/have/eX-juX2LqpzSa3Q/video.html This is there propaganda?

  47. Kevin Bennett
    Kevin Bennett
    2 օր առաջ

    What a foul man

  48. Ricali Ebejer
    Ricali Ebejer
    2 օր առաջ

    wow you can see how influenced chapel was by this guy

  49. Jill Alexi Estrada
    Jill Alexi Estrada
    2 օր առաջ

    I know wasted 15 years or more of my life and for what?!

  50. Jesus is Lord
    Jesus is Lord
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    Bet George wishes he could hear the name Jesus one more time . Scary to think where George is now stuck in a lake of fire for all eternity . God gave him warning after warning about rejecting Jesus . George now know Satan deceived him . Mark 8:36 For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his own soul . Jesus is the way the truth and the life . Rev 20 vs 15 All names not found written in the Lambs book of life were cast into the lake of fire . Just because you do not believe in hell does not make it go away . George again knows that now but its to late for him .

  51. 313 Design
    313 Design
    3 օր առաջ

    The last hiccup made him change his mind but, it was too late.

  52. Mind Elevation
    Mind Elevation
    3 օր առաջ

    Big Facts💯 😂😂😂

  53. Jay NoneYa
    Jay NoneYa
    3 օր առաջ

    the "God doesnt exist crew" idol lmao

  54. Cameron De Baets
    Cameron De Baets
    3 օր առաջ

    Love how he points out how cowards just blindly go along with the deceitfully manipulative and greedy so They can fuck everyone and thing out of existence. May Joe Pesci bless and keep us.😁

  55. C Betton
    C Betton
    3 օր առաջ

    I'm a born again Christian, and I loved George Carlin. I miss this.

  56. Kerwin Sookram
    Kerwin Sookram
    3 օր առաջ

    THIS IS SO HILARIOUS!MAN I TELL YOU YOURE SO GOOD... IT'LL BE CLEARED UP TO YOU IN THE FUTURE.....

  57. Joel Connell
    Joel Connell
    3 օր առաջ

    Tax all the churches done

  58. Rst28
    Rst28
    3 օր առաջ

    F*CKING MISS YOU GEORGE..

  59. Derrick La Fure
    Derrick La Fure
    3 օր առաջ

    But he Loves you!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  60. No thanks big brother
    No thanks big brother
    3 օր առաջ

    Poor bastard is now in that place he described. I imagine he deserves it for poisoning so many minds with these lies.

    1. No thanks big brother
      No thanks big brother
      40 րոպե առաջ

      @Marx Yes. That's the hopeless alternative.

    2. Marx
      Marx
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      @No thanks big brother the universe was created through chance

    3. No thanks big brother
      No thanks big brother
      6 ժամ առաջ

      @Marx The alternatives to a creator?

    4. Marx
      Marx
      21 ժամ առաջ

      @No thanks big brother wtf does that mean

    5. No thanks big brother
      No thanks big brother
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      @Marx Because of the alternative.

  61. Anyse Frye
    Anyse Frye
    3 օր առաջ

    That concerns me that he is dead old and still could believe that nothing turned into everything

    1. Emperor Tunalirius
      Emperor Tunalirius
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      @Anyse Frye not a talking snake that's for sure

    2. Anyse Frye
      Anyse Frye
      2 օր առաջ

      @Joshua Green so what sounds more logical everything came from something you believe everything came from nothing what makes more sense to you

    3. Joshua Green
      Joshua Green
      2 օր առաջ

      And you believe in talking snakes, virgin births and a magical man in the sky who came from nothing and made everything.

  62. The Jurassic Chicken
    The Jurassic Chicken
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    This sounds like someone who doesn’t understand religion. He doesn’t get the premise of being on earth, he’s another one that assumes that existence is for pleasure rather than hard work. The entire point of being on earth is to do hard, hard things. To get over yourself. You could say people like rich people have it easy as they are born that way have it easy. But do they? Material possession isn’t the end goal of life. Praying - gods plan is bent to perfectly fit around your prayers. He knows you will pray in certain circumstances, it’s all planned out perfectly. You can’t do something God can’t make work. But as he says, god won’t give you everything because life is about hard work. That’s why your not getting a million dollars when you ask.

  63. Hidden Secret Healing, LLC
    Hidden Secret Healing, LLC
    3 օր առաջ

    The only man in modern times that made any sense... philosophy, comedy and common sense.... you end up with George Carlin. He was way ahead of his time.

    1. Elle Fonzarelli
      Elle Fonzarelli
      29 րոպե առաջ

      The only other person somewhat close to him is Dave Chapelle.

    2. Oliver Kahn
      Oliver Kahn
      7 ժամ առաջ

      No doubt he was a great man. Feeling very sad and sorry for him and miss him.

  64. feral
    feral
    3 օր առաջ

    so brutal and admirable when he says "there is no humpty dumpty and there is no god" haha

    1. V. M.
      V. M.
      10 ժամ առաջ

      He was right..There is no god

  65. Gallowglass
    Gallowglass
    3 օր առաջ

    What is funny about the 10 commandments is that they're not even the official commandments. After Moses broke the first tablets, he had to go back and get another set. That set had commandments that didn't mirror the original and was, arguably, comical. Not only that but after that, there became a total of 613 commandments in the Torah.

  66. nfinitiduck
    nfinitiduck
    3 օր առաջ

    My favorite stat that gives me hope for America's future is that hardcore religion is slowly being left in the dust. We can finally move on to loving one another regardless of what flavor of sky-man you were indoctrinated with as a kid.

    1. Marx
      Marx
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      A LOT more people in the younger generations are abandoning religion and that makes me very happy. I imagine in 50 years time religious people will be hard to come by in most places.

  67. ken elkins
    ken elkins
    4 օր առաջ

    I don't believe in the same G-d George doesn't believe in.

  68. Anders Nilsson
    Anders Nilsson
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    Religion... the largest fraud ever.

  69. Koen Thomas
    Koen Thomas
    4 օր առաջ

    I bought a few weeks ago an E-book with all (!) the books (included this extracts) of George Carlin. Only 5€. And overall, I love it. As a matter of fact, I learned that a few new stand-up comedians I really appreciate, used his ideas. Maybe he borrowed it from other people, who knows. Thanks for sharing this, by the way.

  70. Tom Spanne
    Tom Spanne
    4 օր առաջ

    George was finally struck dead by Joe Pesci.

  71. SEE NO GOD, SPEAK NO GOD, HEAR NO GOD
    SEE NO GOD, SPEAK NO GOD, HEAR NO GOD
    4 օր առաջ

    Sorry to be the Fault-finder in 5 minutes: According to Nancy Phillips (amazon books) the Resurrection does not validate the authenticity of Christianity. A miracle is "a supernatural intervention of (a) God in the natural world and in the affairs of humanity". If you say, "The Bible is true, because the Bible says so" it is a circular argument and it is absurd. So, if you say "God (the father) intervened to save Jesus" (resurrection), it is also a circular argument and it is absurd. Why? Because Jesus is god and God is Jesus; it's like saying God intervened to save himself. Absurd

  72. Yvonne Kuefler
    Yvonne Kuefler
    4 օր առաջ

    Clever man❤❤❤

  73. CrazyKraut20
    CrazyKraut20
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    when i was 18 I listened to george carlin, Bill Hicks and to some extent louis ck. I'm glad that I did, these guys left a huge impact on me (now 32 Y/o) and I am better off for it. RIP Bill you went too soon also RIP George you old fuck, you are missed but that's life I guess. Thank fuck Louis is back from the societal grave he didn't deserve to have his career ruined for fapping in front of grown ass women who gave consent to be fapped in front of in the first fucking place but changed their minds when it seemed convenient.

  74. Marine 1775
    Marine 1775
    4 օր առաջ

    No one ever dissected religion as much as G. Carlin. To make you see it the way the church doesn’t want you to see. Carlin also grew up Catholic. So sad he has passed on. His sarcasm wasn’t just a comic skit. There’s a lot of truth behind his skits. He was way ahead of all that was life and everything in it.

    1. The Lost One
      The Lost One
      4 օր առաջ

      I would just add “comedian” to your no one ever dissected religion comment. There were philosophers such as Bertrand Russell, David Hume and Thomas Paine who did great work to show religions as bullshit well before Carlin was a thing. That said, I always enjoyed listening Hitchens because he had a good sense of humor and quick wit.

  75. johnny black
    johnny black
    4 օր առաջ

    True American hero

  76. Topi Linkala
    Topi Linkala
    4 օր առաջ

    There's a saying in finnish that translates to: "Sun shines even on pile of twigs."

    1. Mickey Finn
      Mickey Finn
      17 ժամ առաջ

      I'm sure that the word for a nation would have been spelt with a capital as in "Finnish". Otherwise it means something has come to an end!

    2. Tanay Ishan
      Tanay Ishan
      3 օր առաջ

      Thanks for the brilliant, genius insight

  77. Hugh Janus
    Hugh Janus
    4 օր առաջ

    Thanks boozer.

  78. RapidDecisions
    RapidDecisions
    5 օր առաջ

    Best joke was when he died, God said, go to hell George, that is where you belong. All the angels laughed their wings off.

    1. Marx
      Marx
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      How dare you celebrate somebody’s death just because they disagree with you.

  79. Light Firerock
    Light Firerock
    5 օր առաջ

    The man is bible illiterate ... clearly. His stupidity does not amuse me.

    1. Light Firerock
      Light Firerock
      6 ժամ առաջ

      @The Lost One God is not cheap. God does not need to prove Himself to one whose heart is not in Him. I wasnt born or raised a christian. Jesus visited me in a dream. I believe Him since then. All these 30+ yrs, He's constantly w me. The wicked can never know God.

    2. The Lost One
      The Lost One
      7 ժամ առաջ

      @Light Firerock Slap a dead fish on the table all you want. You still haven’t shown one piece of evidence your gods exists. And just so we are clear; most atheists use to be believers and raise as Christians and in Christianity. So we know why people believe. It’s just that we use logic and reason and couldn’t justify an unproven belief.

    3. Light Firerock
      Light Firerock
      9 ժամ առաջ

      @Chicken so you derive ... joy n laughter ... from blaspheming God. Then you argue ... people are GOOD. Pathetic souls. You've condemned yourselves. Revelation 13:1 And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. Yall belong to the beast.

    4. Chicken
      Chicken
      9 ժամ առաջ

      ​@The Jurassic Chicken I love how you think everybody who doesn't beat off to Christ every night is an evil uncivilized savage. People who don't believe in god can be good too, you know. It's just one of the ways religion brainwashes you. I know you are defending your religion here, which I really don't care about, but I'm defending a person who puts joy and laughter onto everyone who watches his show, me included. And we are 100% sure that one of the two exists.

    5. Chicken
      Chicken
      9 ժամ առաջ

      @Light Firerock Blasphemy = death. Yup, no one is trying to control anyone at all here. nO oNE At aLl!

  80. J C
    J C
    5 օր առաջ

    Bet he feels different now that he's dead.

    1. J C
      J C
      4 օր առաջ

      @Thaddeus Roussigné you bested me today, sir.

    2. Thaddeus Roussigné
      Thaddeus Roussigné
      4 օր առաջ

      If he's dead I don't think he feels much at all

  81. william munufie
    william munufie
    5 օր առաջ

    He finally said God bless Joe Pesci.

  82. Michael Sanders
    Michael Sanders
    5 օր առաջ

    truth told

  83. Sadig Gara
    Sadig Gara
    5 օր առաջ

    I bet he is so sorry right now 🤣

    1. Joshua Green
      Joshua Green
      2 օր առաջ

      Give yourself to the true lord. Baldr. He died for you.

    2. Charlie Eberhardt
      Charlie Eberhardt
      5 օր առաջ

      You seem to take great pleasure in that. Ya know, there are over 3,000 gods. If you were born in Dehli, you'd be Hindu. If you were born in Pakistan, you'd be Muslim. Are you SO sure you're right? (😆 😅 😂 🤣)

  84. mkmason2002
    mkmason2002
    5 օր առաջ

    The something that is wrong is that man has sinned against a holy God and God being a just judge will and must judge sin. That is why Jesus came to pay for the sins of man so that mankind wouldn't have to suffer God's wrath from their sin. God does love you. That is why He sent Jesus.

    1. The Jurassic Chicken
      The Jurassic Chicken
      12 ժամ առաջ

      @The Lost One “all I’ve gotten back is bullshit” is not an argument. Specify my bullshit and we can debate on that.

    2. The Lost One
      The Lost One
      14 ժամ առաջ

      @The Jurassic Chicken It’s no wonder Carlin says religion is delusional thinking. Thanks for illustrating that. I’ve point out problems and all I get back as some more bullshit platitudes.

    3. The Jurassic Chicken
      The Jurassic Chicken
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      @The Lost One I said “you need to be loving your neighbor and loving god” ... “Loving god” That both infers you believe him and love him which mean you accepted him into your heart.

    4. The Lost One
      The Lost One
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      @The Jurassic Chicken So you are saying something directly in contradiction what other Christians believe! That it is not deeds that God judges you on, but whether you accepted him in your hearts. Go talk to Ray Comfort. He adamantly disagrees with what you just said. This the dilemma you have to grapple with; Christians can NOT agree on God, Jesus, and the Holy Ghost, even using the same translation of the Bible, and why would a powerful deity be so shitty at saying what he means. Until Christians can agree on the same theology, I don’t care.

    5. The Jurassic Chicken
      The Jurassic Chicken
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      @The Lost One Listen it’s this simple. God judges you based off of what you do with what you get in this world. He may have a specific church in mind but at the end of the day you need to be loving your neighbor and loving god.

  85. ENON ENON
    ENON ENON
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    We lost a great American when he passed! We should have voted Carlin for President

  86. Abhishek Limbu
    Abhishek Limbu
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    I love the fact that George Carlin hated everyone

    1. Savannah Simpson
      Savannah Simpson
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      That’s what you get out of his comedy? That’s pretty shallow.

    2. Victor Johnson
      Victor Johnson
      6 ժամ առաջ

      So.you loved a man full of hate? Hmmm

    3. Grizzlyadam Smith
      Grizzlyadam Smith
      7 ժամ առաջ

      No he didn;t hate anyone,...just told it like itb is..!!

    4. aiavecchia
      aiavecchia
      8 ժամ առաջ

      In his senior years, Carlin explained that he genuinely respected people one-on-one, but hated people when they joined 'clubs' or 'societies' with 'uniforms' or 'missions' (esp. religion, politics, and Big Business). Deceit, self-indulgence, and self-righteousness triggered him.

    5. V. M.
      V. M.
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      @Norman Bates Only for religious idiots.

  87. lostOntheMoon
    lostOntheMoon
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    "Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nooky"

  88. Miles
    Miles
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    George Carlin is a philosopher disguised as a comedian . His stand up comedy routines will probably stand the test of time because of the insightful and sincere messages he was delivering to the American public .

    1. Kracka Khan
      Kracka Khan
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      @BodyShop Laboratories It seems to me that sometimes it can be goofy and satirical and I get what you mean.

    2. Kracka Khan
      Kracka Khan
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      @Miles Excellent.

    3. Kracka Khan
      Kracka Khan
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      @Miles Damn right.

    4. Dorte Sandal
      Dorte Sandal
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      And not only America - but anyone who'll listen, love, laugh ♥️✌️👍

    5. Miles
      Miles
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      @BodyShop Laboratories : Your statement is a simple yet thought-provoking . Perhaps , one could say that Carlin is a philosopher who uses humour to convey his perspectives on social issues ... and that it is his ability to use the gift of humour so well which endears him to so many ? Peace and good health to you ... Miles from Canada ... where the word " humour " is spelt the British way .

  89. Kenneth Dano
    Kenneth Dano
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    I don't get the "burning the books" part. Can anyone please explain.

    1. Evil Pollination
      Evil Pollination
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      Christian Church used to burn a lot of text in the past. Anything that remotely opposed them was burnt and destroyed

  90. Mar Rin
    Mar Rin
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    If God didn't exist, it would be necessary to preach about God

  91. Ryan Fralich
    Ryan Fralich
    5 օր առաջ

    The all-time greatest.

  92. jmjdje
    jmjdje
    5 օր առաջ

    Brilliant video. Thanks for the upload!!

  93. Egrin Targ
    Egrin Targ
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    If you don't like religious people you could do like China and harvest their organs.

    1. Emperor Tunalirius
      Emperor Tunalirius
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      @Chicken no he was pointing out how the Chinese deal with religious people. Literally harvest their organs. He was defending religious people just pointing something out

    2. Chicken
      Chicken
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      Imagine being so pathetically stupid and dependent on a fucking book that you have to let a religion live your life for you. Its sad really, to have so much faith in something that doesn't care about you at all. Its fine to believe whatever you want, but when you force that on to everyone else who doesn't believe/ care about it, it just makes you a piece of shit. Get a life and stop being a brainwashed zombie the church made you become.

  94. Jason Nester
    Jason Nester
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    Used to like Carlin till he said this

    1. Emperor Tunalirius
      Emperor Tunalirius
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      @Jason Nester it's ok happens to all of us

    2. Jason Nester
      Jason Nester
      2 օր առաջ

      @Emperor Tunalirius yuppers

    3. Emperor Tunalirius
      Emperor Tunalirius
      2 օր առաջ

      Too close to home?

    4. Jason Nester
      Jason Nester
      4 օր առաջ

      @Chicken if that’s what floats your boat

    5. Chicken
      Chicken
      4 օր առաջ

      A snowflake is the correct term for you, correct?

  95. J_ 524
    J_ 524
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    Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand. -Matthew 3:2 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. -John 14:6 And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house. -Acts 16:31 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. -John 3:16 “He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love.” -1 John 4:8 KJV

    1. thatonlyking 727
      thatonlyking 727
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      “If you can make her laugh and giggle you can make her cheeks clap and jiggle.” Niggalations 13:45

  96. Michael Collazo
    Michael Collazo
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    Ill reference star trek Spock " what does god need with a space ship".

    1. V. M.
      V. M.
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      Exactly, if there was a god, what does that have to do with anything.

  97. Mike Willams
    Mike Willams
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    GROWING UP MY FATHER ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT THE TWO BEST COLLECTORS IN THE WORLD ARE THE MAFIA AND THE CHURCH. WISE MAN.

  98. sarah mackenzie
    sarah mackenzie
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    Very awsome

  99. EDP445's cupcake
    EDP445's cupcake
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    Shiva Gautama Christ-chan bless America