You Are What Your Wife Tells You. Rahn Hortman - Full Special

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    I WORK AT A MALL WITH A BUS STOP ON SITE! We get people begging in the parking lot like clockwork. The application thing almost make me choke!! 🤣

  2. Marline Ross
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    You're funny as he**. I've watched this clip at least 4 times today and twice yesterday.

  3. 夜紫の
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    My water tasted crunchy Lmao 😂

  4. So Youthought
    So Youthought
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    I pause it right before the lamb comes!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  5. Alyssa Murphy
    Alyssa Murphy
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    Cats...I can't standem. He's off the street. I don't trust em. I'mma be cuddling your wife.

  6. Mybrotherskeeper yes
    Mybrotherskeeper yes
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    I love this man!! 😍🤩🤣🤣

  7. J Barron459
    J Barron459
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    It has got to be hard doing stand-up for over 30 minutes and keeping the crowd with you and entertained.

  8. Hermosa Minirosa
    Hermosa Minirosa
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    The bible does NOT say spare the rod, spoil the child. What it says is, : Proverbs:13:24: "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes." Is this guy really a Christian? Probably, because most "Christians" are too lazy to read the bible, the authorized or pure and perfect, King James Bible.

  9. Cade Britt
    Cade Britt
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    He stepped over the line with the farm bill. End

  10. alladina harunani
    alladina harunani
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    I love how the Audience was divided on the "bring the hearing aid" bit🤣 do we clap? It's still a horrible thing to do to a child...but it's so funny...should we clap?

  11. Jeannie southwick
    Jeannie southwick
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    I'm Uiu

  12. Brandy Border-Rodriguez
    Brandy Border-Rodriguez
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    This gonna be an away game...lmao!

  13. Ay Zoe
    Ay Zoe
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    12:28 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  14. Al B
    Al B
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    The roach was like: (please dont kill me I got a family) muffled voice 😂.

  15. Soulfood Family
    Soulfood Family
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    Well we gon' take these birth control together! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    Spare the rod, spoil the child doesn't mean discipline the child. He spoiled it from the very beginning.

  17. Linda kachold
    Linda kachold
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    Rahn you are hilarious and you kept it clean cut comedy. GOD BLESS YOU. 💙

  18. Mercurio Grimmalkyne
    Mercurio Grimmalkyne
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    I swear I was the valedictorian in our ged program in a tiny little swamp town in North Florida. I'm the smartest kid with a helmet

  19. Quita
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    I'm laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  20. Sarahlu
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    White wife? She thinks I'm successful 😆😂😂😂 🤔 I'm not white and I'm not black, but I'm in between... That means my husband is half successful 🤷😆😂😂

  21. Buttabeanzcool811
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    Hahaha! You got roaches and roaches have germs.

  22. liza king
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  24. Latherio Edwards
    Latherio Edwards
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  25. Sandra Taylor
    Sandra Taylor
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    Lame lame lame!!

  26. Sarah Alderman
    Sarah Alderman
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    Lol! Married to my high school sweetheart too but we have 9 kids, 8 boys and 1 girl.

  27. superkala fragilistic
    superkala fragilistic
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    The hearing aid joke was my fav 😂🤣

  28. Angela Calderone
    Angela Calderone
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    Hands out job applications🤣😃😄😅🤣😃😄😅

    1. Angela Calderone
      Angela Calderone
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      OMG gv me the hearing aids😃😄😅😃😄😅 best kinda comedy,the ability to laugh at our realities😉 You're amazing and much needed🤗 No cuss funny!!!!

  29. Angela Calderone
    Angela Calderone
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    😃😄😅 Grandma for prez😉

  30. Wayne Clarke
    Wayne Clarke
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    That's on hellofva funny guy!!!

  31. Brittney Collins
    Brittney Collins
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    SO relatable....father was the best at hide and go seek. Love the HOME and AWAY jerseys🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤

    1. Rahn Hortman
      Rahn Hortman
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      Thank you for the love ❤️

  32. God's Eagle
    God's Eagle
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    I did NOT see this punchline coming...🤣🤣🤣🤣 at minute 22:23 (make sure to listen for about a minute for the punchline to drop lol)

  33. onearmed bandit
    onearmed bandit
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    I have had a moth in my ear - twice. Gotta put a bright light by your ear to get it to come out.

  34. Jasona Sioson
    Jasona Sioson
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    OMG I needed a good laugh!!!!

  35. Mike picolo
    Mike picolo
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  36. MendezMelodyMan !
    MendezMelodyMan !
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    So good , so funny, so skilled at the craft, so needed . Thank you 🙏

  37. Michael Lafond
    Michael Lafond
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    Didn't stop laughing so funny

  38. Lauren Sheldrake
    Lauren Sheldrake
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    "I found your stash" 😂😂😂

  39. Napoleon Wasson
    Napoleon Wasson
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  40. Mike Hitchcock
    Mike Hitchcock
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    Great quick wit comic with good looks to complete the package.. another black dude that outta be in the big leagues.

  41. Mike Hitchcock
    Mike Hitchcock
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    ...several great one hitter, straight shooter lines.. the dude writes some clever comedy that can race by ya if ya ain't paying attention.. quick wit.. & I luv it!

  42. Emmanuel de Arredondo
    Emmanuel de Arredondo
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    Oh my God he's hilarious I laughed out loud on my bus trip home

  43. Mike picolo
    Mike picolo
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  46. Laurie Herman
    Laurie Herman
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    Hahahaha I no longer have social media. 😂🤣😂🤣

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  48. Mary Samson
    Mary Samson
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  49. Michelle Lawrence
    Michelle Lawrence
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    I so enjoy this without the cussing, thank you

  50. Damani Briggs
    Damani Briggs
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  51. Scidix Reiznov
    Scidix Reiznov
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    What is his accent?

  52. Darril Miller
    Darril Miller
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    The lotion and glitter joke should of had a Twilight reference.

  53. Darril Miller
    Darril Miller
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    On the hearing aids, he should have said. BUT you can only ask her Monday through Friday because my weekend's my quiet time.

  54. Damani Briggs
    Damani Briggs
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  55. G
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    I couldn’t stop laughing at 15:44 i watched it 3 times 😭😭😭😭

  56. Y T
    Y T
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    Nice , funny AND CLEAN, thanks you🤗😅💃💃💃💃

  57. AriannaAyers
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    True talent. Fresh, innovative, observational comedian; and I dislike most things, but this is great!

  58. keith allen
    keith allen
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    Ok did anyone see the dude in the crowd around 12 mins and how he looks just like a young Drew Carey?

  59. Ono T
    Ono T
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    Physical violence in a family isn't funny. It's a way that children learn to "resolve" their issues.

  60. Cheryl Sweet
    Cheryl Sweet
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    Love this guy. He made me get tears from laughing! The part about how his daughter told him his back and stomach don't match anymore!🤣

  61. Stacy Polk
    Stacy Polk
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    Dry Bar Comedy hit a home run with Rhan!! Hilarious!!

  62. Stacy Polk
    Stacy Polk
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    Step-Dad: "Find somethin' else to do."

  63. Roland Ko
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  64. Beth-Ann Rock
    Beth-Ann Rock
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    Never heard of this comedian before. He is really funny 😄 😂

  65. Shawn Anderson
    Shawn Anderson
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    😂😂😂 I almost spit my coffee out I'm sitting here playing Farmville while I'm listening to this bit. 😂😂😂

  66. winter ramos
    winter ramos
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    His shirt is 3D

  67. Kyrstin Sherman
    Kyrstin Sherman
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    You know these comedians are proof that you don't need to cuss or be nasty to be funny

  68. David Thomas
    David Thomas
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    1st time hearing you, and liked every bit of it.

  69. Appalachian Red Fox
    Appalachian Red Fox
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    That monster truck confederate flag joke is pure gold!!

  70. MeowingKittyCat
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    I was watching 1940s instructional videos, fell asleep, and woke up to this. I stayed for the laughs. 😂 👍 Even my cats are laughing! 😹😹

  71. Sebastian Stone
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  74. K Bryant Empowering and Uniting
    K Bryant Empowering and Uniting
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    im go try that Abraham part

  75. Sukuisu
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    I love chicken

  76. Sar
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    The job application joke was funny.....kinda.

  77. 7Heaven Catholic Talk Series
    7Heaven Catholic Talk Series
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    Very funny! ...and not one curse words.

  78. Kerrill Dughi
    Kerrill Dughi
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  79. Glenda Davis
    Glenda Davis
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    Love this man funny funny.

  80. intimaterevolution
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    Quality Jokes. From start to finish

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  82. Linet Perez
    Linet Perez
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    I absolutely loved this

  83. Claribel Penick
    Claribel Penick
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  84. Queen commentor
    Queen commentor
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    Everything up to 4:33 *seems written* Everything after 4:33 *pure freestyle comedy*

  85. Burden of Proof
    Burden of Proof
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    My daughter to this woman who used to always pick her up, "please don't pick me up. You have head lice." 😂 whoops. But she's not wrong.

  86. Kristen Heather Ei-Star
    Kristen Heather Ei-Star
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    Why ru terrorizing your children? Gross.

  87. No Nonsense
    No Nonsense
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    Grizzly Bear Analogy...😜😂😬

  88. Truth Lee Great
    Truth Lee Great
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    His voice sound like Steven A, trying to one up Corey.

  89. Dimitrios Makris
    Dimitrios Makris
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    One of these 1.3k ppl who disliked the vid or all them was mad abt the hearing aid joke

  90. Snoep Animatie
    Snoep Animatie
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    @4:30 I never understood the whole african american/chicken prejudice. I still don´t think I do.. All I have is my own experience with my friends from Ethiopia. I tried to offer my friends some meat, that just happened to be chicken. They had meat on their parties, so I especially got some for them, when I had a party. They refused. I thought they were being modest and polite, turns out they were a little mad, polite, but slightly offended, that I offered them chicken, since, like my friend explained it: that´s weak meat and if you eat it, you get weak. He said it was all right, because I probably didn´t know that it should have been beef or something. I love chicken, eat it all the time and he is a lot stronger than me, so no argument here. I ate a lot of Ethiopean meals with them and these guys knew their meat, (coffee and meat) I went to a meat warehouse with another lady from Ethiopia, ´cause she could get it cheaper from a warehouse and needed a car to transport it for an upcoming party. But she taught that butcher a thing or two, when he tried to cut of the wrong piece of cow.. wew.. And they ate it raw, too. Said, that we shouldn´t do that, with the supermarket meat, since that was the wrong bits. That´s what I love about making friends with refugees, it´s better than vacation in the culture clash departement.

  91. joseph mcpherson
    joseph mcpherson
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    I got a cat litter commercial in this video 😂

  92. Nenad ИС XC Shuput
    Nenad ИС XC Shuput
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    I was on stage looking like real strong ethiopian 😆😂🤣🤣

  93. ahnanda68
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    😂 that is exactly what the cat did to your water

  94. Myron Mack
    Myron Mack
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    Rhan you are absolutely funny as hell.

  95. Andre Duke
    Andre Duke
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    He Resembles Jordan Peele🤔

  96. FactsOver Fiction
    FactsOver Fiction
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    "If you send me a Farmville request, I *will* treat it as a hate-crime and prosecute to the fullest extent of the law." 🌾🐴🐑🐮🌾🚜🌾

  97. boaty msboatface
    boaty msboatface
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    I had a moth fly into my ear once and almost went insane! It’s as bad as he was saying!

  98. jessicaaudate
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    HOLD UP! I'm obsessed with Farmville🤣🤣🤣

  99. Matt Edwards
    Matt Edwards
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    “This is definitely going to be an away game.” I’m still laughing at the line.

  100. POEMZ
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