Monday Morning Podcast 3-1-21

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Bill rambles about yelling at TV menus, desert activities, and hospital photos.
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I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

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  1. Gavin Ruthe
    Gavin Ruthe
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    Can’t believe such a huge conspiracy theorist like old freckles in the space of just a few years is so trusting of his government and believes everything they say. And actually belittles people that have a different opinions. But we all know he’s just another sell out that has to tow the line as part of his deal to be a celebrity

  2. RockyRaccoon1122
    RockyRaccoon1122
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    Does the whole rest of the world just fast forward when he talks about American sports or is it just me?

  3. The Concan
    The Concan
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    Bill you should use a VPN when getting your news so you can sift through all the propaganda pushed to americans. Sitting on the outside looking in it's very obvious you are objectively wrong.

  4. Ģhøst Ź
    Ģhøst Ź
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    Bill! I just saw you on the Mandalorian. How cool is that. Great work, I'm happy for you. The only one to see the Mandalorians face. You made that character.

  5. Jake Norris
    Jake Norris
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    39:51

  6. Doug Cope
    Doug Cope
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    Shrooms give you what you need, not what you want. Try them again. Every trip varies based on your current disposition...

  7. Justin G
    Justin G
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    Masks are about control, self enslavement and silencing people. Masks do not in any way prevent virus spreading. Bill and people like Bill are fools who trust "experts", big pharma and the government aka our overlords.

  8. Chillychese
    Chillychese
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    Definitely should've had acid, lucy is your friend

  9. D DoNaGhEy
    D DoNaGhEy
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    It's why I don't even smoke weed, I'm my own worst enemy and I'm deep down not happy so I end up torturing myself when I'm high

  10. Ol’ Caruso
    Ol’ Caruso
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    sounds like someones got bill paying for every streaming app

  11. Ben Marcher
    Ben Marcher
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Billy red tits: "People who wear masks tend to not have COVID." By that logic, shoes and underwear and tampons and Vineyard Vines branded clothes also prevent the spread of COVID.

  12. Nathan Coventry uk
    Nathan Coventry uk
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Bills ball's are on the Desk in the Disney office

  13. craxypackets
    craxypackets
    2 ամիս առաջ

    don't you ever go making some dumbass spotify deal.

  14. ryan Bangs
    ryan Bangs
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Try it again boss

  15. PrimalAmerican
    PrimalAmerican
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Win stupid games win stupid prizes

  16. Sun Gazer
    Sun Gazer
    2 ամիս առաջ

    32:46 As if any American could just do something and shut the fork about

  17. Kyle Sanders
    Kyle Sanders
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Did Bill finally take psilocybin Mushrooms?! Yeah Bill don't buy the media hype, you don't see unicorns and shit. Visually its just slight alterations in dimensions, and patterned things will unjulate some. Words become difficult to use to describe things/thoughts, but you retain your mental faculties/awareness. I'm glad you finally stepped out a little bit tho, good on ya. For queeziness, take ginger root. Not ginger soda, the raw root. It doesn't go down easy to chew, so cut a few capsule sized pieces and take it like a pill.

  18. Calvin Rivera
    Calvin Rivera
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Bills description of today's TV layout+apps+on demand shows remind me of Rick and Mortys, "interdimensional cable" episodes.

  19. Fdizzle Brown
    Fdizzle Brown
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Lmao @ the Dessert. Every so often for no reason I yell out "Monica, YO MONICA... YOU GOT AIDS YO! 🤣🤣🤣💯 R.I.P. Greg Geraldo

  20. Nick OD
    Nick OD
    2 ամիս առաջ

    One time I ate mushrooms and unintentionally created an alternate personality named Karpal. For a period of over 3 hours, I was experiencing fictional events Karpal had lived through. (In my mind) At the end of it, I came to the realization that I was Karpal and it was so fuckibg mind blowing. I was tripping balls lol

    1. zephyr4813
      zephyr4813
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      I'm so glad to hear Karpal made it out of that tunnel

  21. simon fish
    simon fish
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I know you dont but to me shrooms aint the same without a little hit of weed. It relieve me from stomach pain also i dont like doing it alone i too start too feel weird but when in group its just euphoria

  22. sonnyspliff
    sonnyspliff
    2 ամիս առաջ

    dear marie, hahahaha!!

  23. sativa rosegold
    sativa rosegold
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Yes Bill should ruin his career to put his 2 cents on someone else's. Get a grip. You'd never do that yourself, nor should you. It wasn't her first dumb statement. If you have a brain and work in the entertainment field, you don't publicly draw even remote contrasts to Holocaust victims. I understood her point as did everyone else but it wasn't accurate, nor are her conservative ideals. Whereas calling Trump Hitler was a valid comparison because he kept Mussolini AND Hitler speeches by his bedside and had dictatorial aspirations.

  24. First Last
    First Last
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    Ol Billy mushroom story at 23:23

    1. max and.
      max and.
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      good ol' Billy mushroom dick...

  25. Oscar Dean
    Oscar Dean
    2 ամիս առաջ

    You would be a minimalist if you worked were I work. You can barely survive. But my boss is rich. Imagine that.

  26. sprostongreen
    sprostongreen
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I would 100% watch a show called Nun c*nt

  27. Lori Gosselin Marcoux
    Lori Gosselin Marcoux
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I scream at the TV I had my grandmother yell at the TV she was watching death wish and she was screaming at it him saying beat the shot out of him you son of a bitch. OMG I was dying also political debates she would through a crumpled piece of tissue at it and she would shut the TV off and stupid ass. She was a feisty lady

  28. jacob levenson
    jacob levenson
    2 ամիս առաջ

    47:45

  29. GeniesAsses es!
    GeniesAsses es!
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I want to thank you for having the balls to stand up for Gina Carano .. I loved the show but will never watch it again in protest of the extremely evil bullying. Thanks

  30. Adam Ott
    Adam Ott
    2 ամիս առաջ

    The only bad thing that happened in Joshua Tree was that Bill couldn’t find the Joshua Tree

  31. Cyrus Maldonado
    Cyrus Maldonado
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Bill you gotta check out Neutral Drop on youtube

  32. Grim 714
    Grim 714
    2 ամիս առաջ

    If government wasn't so greedy, we could all stay in doors and bring those numbers down. Freeze the rent and give us a food card. That's all we really need. N masks.

  33. VintageGearFreak
    VintageGearFreak
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Can land a copter. Can’t turn on a TV

  34. Salawey Sage
    Salawey Sage
    2 ամիս առաջ

    My Dog Just Jumped Up and Freaked Out ...when you yell at the game....he freaked out

  35. EP
    EP
    2 ամիս առաջ

    18:30 lol

  36. Joshy Nailz
    Joshy Nailz
    2 ամիս առաջ

    With the pandemic and everything, I like listening to audio podcasts now. It's like talk radio in the apocalypse. And I'm glad it's Bill cause we need a podcast with some balls who tells it like is. I love this shit.

  37. Eric Olson
    Eric Olson
    2 ամիս առաջ

    we do it Detroit Billy

  38. Patrick Sullivan
    Patrick Sullivan
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Bill, you should have done the mushrooms during the day. The colors and patterns available during the day would have made you trip harder. You probably felt sad because of the way being high at night effected you. Also, didn't take enough.

  39. Rich Golden
    Rich Golden
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    Listening to this freckled geezer is my favorite part about mondays and tuesdays bill you r the goat

  40. Jay Tayag
    Jay Tayag
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Watch out Billy Red Balls, Disney might cancel you. 😆

  41. LukeBCtown
    LukeBCtown
    2 ամիս առաջ

    1:15 lmao i love how bill remembers that random hilarious moment from like 20 years ago but can't remember half the big names in the game

  42. NB
    NB
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Burr goes from "question everything" to "follow blindly."

  43. Herbie Love Bug 53
    Herbie Love Bug 53
    2 ամիս առաջ

    "The TOILET WAS BREATHING" LMAO

  44. Herbie Love Bug 53
    Herbie Love Bug 53
    2 ամիս առաջ

    PUT ME DOWN FOR A TASER!!!!

  45. Armando Henderson
    Armando Henderson
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    Sorry billy but doctors and nurses THESE DAYS? are just as lost and confused as the regular joe , hell you can't even get blood drawn in the hospital without walking out with bruises and half finished rec orders lol, plus they just get notes and information for the people that have been lying to us since day 1 lol, but a plumber? Knows his craft, conditions, strengths, weaknesses materials, time and money lol

  46. yossarian1633
    yossarian1633
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    Should've taken 6 like you had the instinct to. There's a vast vast gulf between sitting on the launch pad of breathing walls and tracers and that little bit more that launches into other realities. Do it right at least once, this microdosing thing is not doing the experience justice, at all. It's not the experience really.

  47. snellavision
    snellavision
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    Can relate to experience with hallucinogens... also from a messed up childhood

  48. thulzism
    thulzism
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Stomach rape 🤣🤣

  49. Spaceknight79
    Spaceknight79
    2 ամիս առաջ

    "Regular TV" .... You'd think by now that manufacturers would realize that older buyers don't want all the gimmicks and gadgets, and that the solution is simple. When the tv is set up, there's an option for "old guy." Hit that setting and it acts like a tv from 25 years ago.

    1. sativa rosegold
      sativa rosegold
      2 ամիս առաջ

      Lol why not just grab a tube tv off the curb

  50. agent 1911
    agent 1911
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    Bill I use to yell at my tv as a teenager, my parents thought I was crazy. And till this day still think im crazy.

  51. Nicolas I. Castro San Martin
    Nicolas I. Castro San Martin
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Saw you in the king of Staten Island, “the star we never knew we needed”

  52. Luis Zapien
    Luis Zapien
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Greg giraldo one of the best. Dear Marie, ...don't fuck nobody

  53. Softnumnums
    Softnumnums
    2 ամիս առաջ

    lmao guess what bill... i dont wear a mask and i dont get covid either... weird...

    1. sativa rosegold
      sativa rosegold
      2 ամիս առաջ

      Life has a way of making you a statistic when you say shit like that lol

  54. sami cherif
    sami cherif
    2 ամիս առաջ

    And how was the first time you tried alcohol? Weed? My point: do it again, now that you know your dose!

  55. kidathlete
    kidathlete
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Can someone let Bill know that last year fully qualified doctors who released a video on AMget detailing their experience with patients was taken down. These doctors had opinions contrary to the mainstream. Doctors aren't a monolith Bill, they can have competing opinions

  56. Eric Ching
    Eric Ching
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I only listen these to hear Bill say, "Free!"

  57. T
    T
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Awww you are getting canceled? Kinda glad, you use to be funny before you became a woke wimp.

  58. Chris Madison
    Chris Madison
    2 ամիս առաջ

    dude I was worried Bill would be mad at the truck guy. Personally, I'm a fucking hot head and I would have gotten out to confront him but I gotta cool with with how easy people can kill over nothing

  59. JamesTheGamer93
    JamesTheGamer93
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Please tell the incoming rage mob to STFU Bill. It’ll be funny.

  60. Earl Bolden
    Earl Bolden
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Long live Bill Burr 👍

  61. ANGRY KUMU
    ANGRY KUMU
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I love Bill's little wheeze laugh at 30:47

  62. Dusty Dopey
    Dusty Dopey
    2 ամիս առաջ

    My doctors said those fabric masks and masks like gaiters offer little to NO protection against the Coronavirus. The masks that everyone SHOULD be wearing are the M95 medical masks and ones like it. Hell it says on a lot of those cheap masks’ packaging that they are NOT medical grade masks. So this whole mask mandate is just virtue signaling. If you wear a face covering of any kind you are a “good” person. As long as the people FEEL safe, they don’t care. That’s the reason that once the mandate was started you saw cases skyrocket instead of go down. Because these idiots (like myself) are wearing the WRONG MASKS and when Doctors try to talk about it they get told they are anti maskers and ignorant and must be Republican. Lol they are missing the point. These doc’s don’t want people to stop wearing masks. They want people to stop wearing the incorrect masks bc they do next to nothing. They need to wear the correct protection. And it’s so annoying to see someone with that point get shouted down and condemned by the left so viciously. They love to call people anti science without actually looking at the science themselves. They just listen to what people tell them to do on TV. I mean go look how many times Dr. Faucci contradicted himself and flip flopped his “science”. I was shocked when I found out just how bad at his job he was. That’s why I started looking into the science and all the COVID-19 data for MYSELF. Which everyone should be doing as well! I’ve learned so much and I think it would be best for everyone to actually know what’s going on with the virus ya know?

    1. sativa rosegold
      sativa rosegold
      2 ամիս առաջ

      Dear Dopey, getting all exasperated to argue something that most health professionals agree is proper and takes very little effort on your part, to possibly prevent harm to others. Don't you feel a little well dopey

  63. Timothy Heck
    Timothy Heck
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Yes, oh yes! Regarding getting on the same page with 3 TV channels with sports and bad Russians. Can we all be on the same delusional, lies-ridden reality.

  64. Self Nify
    Self Nify
    2 ամիս առաջ

    “Don’t try to ruin my life with lies when yours can be ruined with the truth.” - Gina Carano. Grow some BALLS Bill.

  65. Noran Micholas
    Noran Micholas
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Bill "all my rich friends are covid compliant" Burr

  66. Thomas O'Connor
    Thomas O'Connor
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I know I'm getting old I'm going to turn 50 soon and times are achanging now if i wanna be an increadable athlete I can say hey I identify as a god damed woman so I can join women's wrestling and dominant 😂🤣😂

  67. james greene
    james greene
    2 ամիս առաջ

    How do you write a letter to Bill that he may read on this podcast?

  68. Бездушный Мужчина
    Бездушный Мужчина
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Heya Billie, As far as that mushroom business that you were talking about: if you had to ask yourself whether or not you were buzzed, they were probably of poor quality. If you want to trip you have to get some quality Lisergic diethyl amide. Just to be safe I will come out and be a guinea pig. I'll take 1 hit and within 30-45 minutes I'll know if it's real then you can take 1. I'll take another and we can all trip. I don't recommend having a bunch of people around but that's up to you. Just kick back, relax, and let the show begin. It is not for the weak of mind but it is fun. Let me know when you want me to fly out 😂. Fuck the Celtics. And, fuck you. Best Wishes, Robert Jaques Spring Hill, Florida

  69. Darin Briones
    Darin Briones
    2 ամիս առաջ

    hey bill very disappointed in your response to disny. WTF. you were the the very last one to cave. thx

  70. Wayne Roberts
    Wayne Roberts
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Billy Red Bag didn't eat enough.. Gotta be 5g if it's cubensis to see what you were hoping for, the Hero's Journey. "Weigh the dose." - Terence McKenna

  71. Big City Clipz
    Big City Clipz
    2 ամիս առաջ

    44:25 "What's AMP you work at a fucking grocery store?" Idk why that shit fucking killed me 😂

  72. asultansdemise
    asultansdemise
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Discombobulated Bill Burr

  73. Lou Oettinger Thompson
    Lou Oettinger Thompson
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Loved it!

  74. Kid
    Kid
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Lmao.... I say this shit on posts online all the time trolling people. Lmao.😂😂 imma do that shit more just to piss Bill off.

  75. Novanglian M
    Novanglian M
    2 ամիս առաջ

    "You poor bastards will have 4 remotes." No prob, Bill. 15 years from now: Direct bluetooth implants in the temple, running on Chinese 24G, ads play like VR movies in yer head... But you can drop the remotes.

  76. Thomas Helman
    Thomas Helman
    2 ամիս առաջ

    You took a micro dose. You need to take 3-7 grams not .5-1 gram🤪

  77. Tim Belew
    Tim Belew
    2 ամիս առաջ

    It really upsets me that bill got some garbage mushrooms! He has to try some fire ones!

  78. Robert Cole
    Robert Cole
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I love you Bill

  79. Josh Hulsey
    Josh Hulsey
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Because Joshua tree’s would sound stupid

  80. Jonathan Ryan
    Jonathan Ryan
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I wish I could like something as much as he likes his Sports

  81. R. S.
    R. S.
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Bill used to be very good on his podcast. Now he has fallen for the pandemic bs and talks more and more about listening to experts. Funny that he only listens to the experts on one side.even they have been proven wrong many times. His other podcast with Paul virzi is way better. It's funny and not cringe worthy. Ditch corona, Bill. Back to being funny.

  82. Duder
    Duder
    2 ամիս առաջ

    45:19 he farts

  83. Wutaii1 Nostalgia
    Wutaii1 Nostalgia
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Dude I was at that pacers game lol. It was electric

  84. Grim 714
    Grim 714
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Slash, take all their resources 🤣🤣🤣

  85. Russbel Perez
    Russbel Perez
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Goddamn it billy why did I ever get married

  86. Stephen Collins
    Stephen Collins
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Exact same experience the one and only time I did mushrooms. Felt like a decent weed cookie and some scenes of a cartoon that was on looked pretty colourful and cool, but no big tripping or hallucination. Should have choked down more of those foul tasting things.

  87. Mr. Lebowski
    Mr. Lebowski
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Really appreciate your comedy! But i have to say... When a bigmouth like you does not make a sound when it matters, I can't take you serious anymore. Beeing afraid of Disney is definitely nothing respectworthy.

  88. Lapis2200
    Lapis2200
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I am with you when it comes to TV TECHnology--why do i need 3 remotes??? I miss my large wooden tv on the floor...

  89. Reece M
    Reece M
    2 ամիս առաջ

    They have tiny house kits for sale online for around 15k. I’ve always wanted to get a couple of them and link them together

    1. Reece M
      Reece M
      2 ամիս առաջ

      @Charlie Dillon true lmfao

    2. Charlie Dillon
      Charlie Dillon
      2 ամիս առաջ

      Or just move into a trailer park. "Tiny houses" are just reworded trailers for hipsters.

  90. Benjamin Voegele
    Benjamin Voegele
    2 ամիս առաջ

    "Back then, sports were awesome and you can't trust the Russians." So....exactly like today.

    1. chris kazaam
      chris kazaam
      12 օր առաջ

      There are Russians and then there are "Russians."

  91. StatusNull
    StatusNull
    2 ամիս առաջ

    goddamn ur old bill

  92. Brandy Harding
    Brandy Harding
    2 ամիս առաջ

    holy shit. havent listened in a while but I can’t believe Bill has turned into a fucking elitist asshole

  93. Justin G
    Justin G
    2 ամիս առաջ

    If only Bill knew that Covid is an over hyped agenda of control and that masks don't stop viruses. Keep trusting those "experts" AKA agenda pushers Bill 😂

  94. Julia Caruana
    Julia Caruana
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Billy Boy -- need ya energy today blue balls. Love you fatty.

  95. Ra Prometheus
    Ra Prometheus
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Brainwashed Bill still missing the entire point of the fake Plandemic and the World Economic Forum/Great Reset/Agenda2030 and he will end up paying the price in the end. Information is power and he's completely ignoring it. Yes, there are doctors, nurses and scientists against wearing a stupid fucking mask and getting the "vaccine" for a good reason.

  96. Rich samuel
    Rich samuel
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I’ll just say this, not red or blue, but cancer, cold & multiple other sicknesses have been around for years & no cure, but all of a sudden we have a vaccine that’s 96% effective for what “scientists “ say is end of the universe type shit. I’m just not buying it.

  97. Lautaro Quiroga
    Lautaro Quiroga
    2 ամիս առաջ

    3 20 in the morning and I'm laughing my ass off. Thank you Bill

  98. Snake Whitcher
    Snake Whitcher
    2 ամիս առաջ

    We need storage units you can live in for $50 to$100 per month.

    1. sativa rosegold
      sativa rosegold
      2 ամիս առաջ

      They're free to break into

  99. Castor
    Castor
    2 ամիս առաջ

    When you get nauseous you have to throw up and purge the evil then it'll start working.

    1. ryan Bangs
      ryan Bangs
      2 ամիս առաջ

      Makes sense

  100. Joshua Olmstead
    Joshua Olmstead
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Finally! We love you Billy!