the Monday Morning Podcast 4-12-21

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Bill rambles about golf, automated calls, and ‘fit privilege’.
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I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.


  1. Monoman
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    Try the arm and hammer deodorant, no aluminum or chemicals in it giving you Alzheimer's

  2. Logan Outlaw
    Logan Outlaw
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    Lmao Yea, thats how you mowed.

  3. Egbert Aethelbald
    Egbert Aethelbald
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    Always makes me laugh when people think Scotland isn't part of Britain, it's pretty common.

  4. MG P
    MG P
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    53:10 "Thanks for squeegee-ing my third eye" LOL

  5. L A
    L A
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    Coronavirus smarter than the idiots who dont wear masks in public

  6. Freddie Mac_ 82
    Freddie Mac_ 82
    21 օր առաջ

    Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

  7. Kevin Sicard
    Kevin Sicard
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    Billy bad ass! Love you bud, your a legend

  8. J D
    J D
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    It's selfish to not wear a mask if you've been vaccinated?? lmao wtf. 😂 Why even bother then?

  9. Daniel
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    JOHN!! too good!

  10. alright then
    alright then
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    Yo Bill that second email has got to be a troll, no way normal people.act like that

  11. alright then
    alright then
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    Great podcast but Bill how you gonna talk about recycling then buy a f250 lol gas guzzler

  12. Biggles
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    therapy is nothing but convincing yourself 2+2=5

  13. theprophecy11
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    Why would you need to wear a mask if you're already vaccinated?

  14. Sweetie Squad
    Sweetie Squad
    24 օր առաջ

    Talking about dragging the curb and people being pussied when this shit show shot. Killing fucking women with blood cloths i think 4 or more women already. Talk about bad pr for Johnson and Johnson lol.

  15. Per-Anton Linder
    Per-Anton Linder
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    Bill is one of the most authentic persons I'm aware of, next to Patrice O'Neal.

  16. Mr.Blonde66 Milkyway
    Mr.Blonde66 Milkyway
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    You are going to end it save yourself. Your selfishness will be your demise.

  17. Adinho_a
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    From an athletic perspective, golf is a bit like darts

  18. PrimaFacie
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    Keep being you mate. I don't agree with all your stuff but who the fuck cares about people's views? Are you a top notch comedian, definitely. So that's all that counts.

  19. James Moses
    James Moses
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    Hope you get you’re truck man

  20. Carter retraC
    Carter retraC
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    Hell yeah! Velocity Bluuuue! Non denominational churches are the real ones

  21. Henrik Christensen
    Henrik Christensen
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    What is up with: I'm sorry you feel that way? Dude it hurts to look at! funny my great grandma (101) told me it was great and she haven't seen a TV show or a movie in 70+ years. Grandma: he is probably an angry redhead.

  22. John Spriggs
    John Spriggs
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    Damn your funny but why are you taking the vaccine... it doesn’t even do anything but change your rna! Enjoy celebrity sheep!

  23. SiMultan
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    Doug Stanhope is great, ty for the recc.

  24. kathxtant p
    kathxtant p
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    Bill abetted 70% of conspiracy theories against "banksters", the military and phantom white supremacy for 20+ years in his act. But with a virus custom-designed in China to purposely crash the free world economy, dislodge an effective and America-advocating U.S. POTUS, and begin the procedural slide towards authoritarian Leftism in the U.S., Bill is all in for Covid19.

  25. Stephen Hansen
    Stephen Hansen
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    "Nip it in the bud" is a gardening reference I thought, meaning to address something promptly

  26. Timothy Heck
    Timothy Heck
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    I will be sad when Noam Chomsky passes. But at least I’ll have Bill Burr. Bill you’re an interesting intellectual mix. Ostensibly not politically correct but actually a rather deep ideological liberal. This fun mix of street smart knucklehead and a majorly underrated keen mind. ... I love his idea the other day of Chewbacca as just a trending Sasquatch from made for TV movies from the 1970s-never thought of that.

  27. sir rom
    sir rom
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    You smoked all those cigars and you never called me?

  28. Lyonel Jean - Louis
    Lyonel Jean - Louis
    25 օր առաջ

    I like happy Bill lol. Could get used to this 😊

  29. Major Foe
    Major Foe
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    when you went to get a vaccine for a virus with 99.99% survivability rate... it showed what kind of man you are

  30. K Laplante
    K Laplante
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    No way I'm getting a vaccine.

  31. Michael Saxon
    Michael Saxon
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    Therapist and the shot? They got to bill smh

  32. BoilerRoc2002
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    Lol, after all the "yeah, yeah" bullshit, what does she do? She calls the airline from the house. Ol' Billy G.O.A.T. quoting Goodfellas!!!!

  33. Jesse de Krosse
    Jesse de Krosse
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    I would add fishing in the same category as golf. Just an excuse to get out of the house 😂

  34. Libena Starikova
    Libena Starikova
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    You don't get 100% protection, Bill. You know what a "vaccine breakthrough" is? That's what they call it when a fully vaccinated person gets covid because the virus breaks through the protection. The most common breakthrough in the US is caused by a variant from California. So, keep wearing your mask UNLESS and ONLY you are in the company of other fully vaccinated people who also have been careful to mask everywhere else.

  35. theace110013
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    Goddamnit bill said hermosa when he meant Huntington and I just spent 9 mintiest googling shows and clan rally’s in Hermosa beach. Wouldn’t be a problem but it’s 4:10 now..

  36. LG
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    I love bill but he sounds like another brainwashed moron with a superiority complex cause they “wear a mask” and “do what they’re told by daddy government”

  37. dino radja
    dino radja
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    "God rushed the job, that's why there's pedophiles"

  38. trevonbach
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    BILLY RED FACE... for years those fringe sports have been known as fat people sports. No exercise, if you can smoke and drink while sporting it is known as "fat people sports". Darts, bowling, poker, etc... they are my best sports. F running.

  39. Thomas Tyler
    Thomas Tyler
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    Fuck swipes just drink some vodka lol

  40. Bruce Cox
    Bruce Cox
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    Face coverings / surgical Masks DO NOT work only a N95 fit and smell tested masks work if you can smell a fart through your mask it AINT working

  41. GOD For Real
    GOD For Real
    25 օր առաջ

    The titles on these videos suck so bad. For a creative, hilarious, seasoned entertainer, his marketing instincts are Gallagher level ANY COMMENT HERE IS A BETTER TITLE FOR THE VIDEO! YOU CAN LEAVE THE DATE EVEN!

  42. Clayton Spires
    Clayton Spires
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    Name another person you would hate more to have a conversation with after they have have ammo and overtime in a argument. God bless nia ❤️ Ik you read these billy red crayon 😉🙃

  43. Blue Rage
    Blue Rage
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    That Bill Burr still thinks this about a virus and a vaccine is so sad.

  44. Kathryn Marie
    Kathryn Marie
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    Usually Bill gives amazing advice and gosh the emails this time around were heavy. To the guy wondering about the ammunition I think there's another approach he could take. I'd approach your mom let her know that you have a favor to ask her and that you know it's going to be asking a lot. Build the suspense then tell her that you really want to bond with your father and that you understand they've had misunderstandings but if she still has the ammunition you would really appreciate if she'd give it to you to use with him because of you not for him but to do it for you. Especially if she's not a hunter or shooter herself - I bet she hands it over.

  45. SmithandJones256
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    Not once... Not ONCE can Bill do a podcast without mentioning race, and "white people". Man, did she ever get in his head.

    1. K B
      K B
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      Get over it snowflake

    2. kathxtant p
      kathxtant p
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      Sadly, I don't even think Nia had much to do with Bill's misplaced, culturally Marxist-taught and pathetically-displayed white guilt complex. His tacit and active anti-white and anti-America white "rants" and beliefs, showed up long before he married her. If anything, she may be even more of a common sense "conservative" rebuffing phantom white supremacist Marxist nonsense, than Bill. Go figure.

  46. Marty Kaspik
    Marty Kaspik
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    Coby is that you?

  47. FreshOuttttttt
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    I refuse to believe that first email Bill got was real, someone must've been trolling him. No way any SJW listens to his podcast, let alone one that dumb. Most PC people are mentally stunted, but that email was painful to listen to. What a clown lol

  48. Travis W
    Travis W
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    this was funny

  49. Tim Monta
    Tim Monta
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    I just saw "The King of Staten Island" and really like your character there. Great movie and good fun to watch. Peace from Bali boss 🙏

  50. Jason Evans
    Jason Evans
    25 օր առաջ

    Nathan bedford forrest edition sheets

  51. Nintentional
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    24:45 please Bill never have that woman on the podcast again, I can’t stand Nia 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

  52. Klauth Yksyn
    Klauth Yksyn
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    Burr is a flaming lib now that hes on the money wagon.

  53. derek
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    Time to go play a round a golf with John Daly and start drinking again Bill.

  54. flying Oflynn
    flying Oflynn
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    Anyone gets the shots is ill-informed. They are not FDA approved and you have signed up for a drug study. Oh, and the drug companies are not liable. They have blanket immunity. All for a endemic virus that has a 99.7 survival rate for anyone not extremely old or extremely ill. Yes, you are sheeple .

  55. Andrew Sledge
    Andrew Sledge
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    Dear Freckles McTruckNuts, there are places mostly in the southeast that are still open. If you can tolerate in-breeding, Trump flags that are still flying, and the best BBQ in the world you can still perform in doors and buy that F250.

  56. Ronnie Ennis
    Ronnie Ennis
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    "We just love white ppl" got me

  57. Ryno Horn
    Ryno Horn
    26 օր առաջ

    Good ole Billie blue truck gonna get a new turbo Diesel that sucks all the gas!

  58. GOD
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    Wow, it’s weird for him to call people’s when he cry’s over mask for a hour a day

  59. Carl Fustin
    Carl Fustin
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    This isnt bill speaking his wife somehow has entered his brain and these are his thoughts

  60. Robert Miller
    Robert Miller
    26 օր առաջ

    bill have you not heard of the REPUBLIC-CLAN!

  61. Gabriel Moore
    Gabriel Moore
    26 օր առաջ

    4 months behind bill seriously???

  62. Ursarkar Creed
    Ursarkar Creed
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    Oh god bill is at that age where ya cant play real sports so ya get into golf.

  63. Oscar Otero
    Oscar Otero
    26 օր առաջ

    never thought i'd see bill burr talking about jake paul's next fight

    1. arse stain
      arse stain
      25 օր առաջ

      Is fart

  64. collab. rec
    collab. rec
    26 օր առաջ

    Yooo, I hear that AstraZenica has a real body-high but the Pfizer is way more cerebral with some visuals.

  65. Jeff Mousseau II
    Jeff Mousseau II
    26 օր առաջ

    Hope ya don't DIE!

  66. Hi Hello hey
    Hi Hello hey
    26 օր առաջ

    Wow haven’t listened to my favorite podcast in like a year. What a different ole billy we got here. In a good way. I’m still struggling to make it out of the conspiracy rabbit hole. I think I’ll get there 😂

  67. Blade70
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    Burr talk about people who don't want the vaccine makes me skip... skip and skip. Oh well. Still love him

  68. Brian Leinhauser
    Brian Leinhauser
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    let me get that email address for the loser liberal who called out exercise as privileged

  69. John John
    John John
    26 օր առաջ

    I never thought o Bill conspiracy Burr would ever drink the Kool-Aid

  70. PxT RxBBxSH
    PxT RxBBxSH
    26 օր առաջ

    Bill burr red rock special! An hour of ignorance.

  71. Bad at games
    Bad at games
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    Ah man, somebody has to tell Bill about the darts scene in the UK!

    1. Trevor Moskwa
      Trevor Moskwa
      25 օր առաջ

      He would make a great announcer .... Comic 1800000000000000000000

  72. R Morgan
    R Morgan
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    Ahh man can someone warn bill its gonna end him if he gets that 2nd jab 😕

  73. J
    26 օր առաջ

    hope your not a statistic

  74. Queen James
    Queen James
    26 օր առաջ

    While BLM is looting and burning Minnesota down

  75. Queen James
    Queen James
    26 օր առաջ

    Look who it is. Karen Burr. Please God let a guy . That bill tells to put a mask on. Just slap the back of that fat red bald head as hard as they can.

  76. PAUL MCF
    26 օր առաջ

    RIP BIll Burr

  77. Vinland Reserve
    Vinland Reserve
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    That's a lot of outrage for a virus that kills less people than diarrhea in a year. But I guess that's what you get from people who think your immune system is a conspiracy theory

  78. Nimo
    26 օր առաջ

    Sports and then there are competitions.

  79. Nimo
    26 օր առաջ

    Priority isn’t your security, it’s mine as an employee. The calls are recorded and let’s say a spoise calls who isn’t on the contract and upgrades packages. They break up and the husband is mad. Goes at customer service... we want to confirm your id to keep our jobs

  80. IDKaboutthis Fuckoffyoutube
    IDKaboutthis Fuckoffyoutube
    26 օր առաջ

    I love hearing bill drink his words away

  81. David Feldmann
    David Feldmann
    26 օր առաջ

    Cool that he still shouts in an exaggerated Boston accent at random intervals. Gets me every time

  82. Alexandre Emond
    Alexandre Emond
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    Order your truck from the canadian side youll save 10000 right there

  83. Dark Helmet
    Dark Helmet
    26 օր առաջ

    on todays ep. bill talks about being old.

    1. Queen James
      Queen James
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      And masks

  84. TuaBehBeh Cocoon
    TuaBehBeh Cocoon
    26 օր առաջ

    what's that german thing bill always shout out something something pfizer?

  85. Richard Butkis
    Richard Butkis
    26 օր առաջ

    Don't worry I think you're a mouth breathing dope BECAUSE you advocate for wearing a mask.

  86. Ra Prometheus
    Ra Prometheus
    26 օր առաջ

    Fun Fact: Breathing in your own recycled Carbon Dioxide* is bad for you. Wearing a mask collects Bacteria. Wearing a mask does not protect you or others from viruses.

  87. Ra Prometheus
    Ra Prometheus
    26 օր առաջ

    If you take the vaccine, you're not a man. (Also, it takes 6 to 14 months for the vaccine's Trojan Spike Proteins' mechanism to hook onto your Lungs and kill you). Good luck, Darwin.

  88. Ra Prometheus
    Ra Prometheus
    26 օր առաջ

    lol. Some people get sick, some people get a little sick and some people die.

  89. Raphaël Allouche
    Raphaël Allouche
    26 օր առաջ

    He bring the money home and he needs a green light to buy a truck .... lmaooo

    1. J D
      J D
      22 օր առաջ

      (whip noise)

  90. Charrua Celeste
    Charrua Celeste
    26 օր առաջ

    "I like to treat people independently not like the lefties" 😄 someone is not following his own rules.

  91. Raul Silva
    Raul Silva
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  92. Vincent Holley
    Vincent Holley
    26 օր առաջ

    Johnson and Johnson discontinued their vaccine due to blootclots! You still have to wear a mask even after taking the vaccine. So what did you take bill and what exactly did it do for you? If it fucks you up you cant sue anyone. You are so brave bro

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    Bilbo Burus

  94. Yeah Nah
    Yeah Nah
    26 օր առաջ

    Love you Bill

  95. CoG
    26 օր առաջ

    Why’d ya get the jab Bill? What’s the upside!?

    1. Robert B
      Robert B
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      Well, take a look at transmission rates in America vs Canada. In Canada, covid variants are beginning to spread, resulting in a huge new wave of cases mostly affecting younger people (because older people in Canada have been vaccinated). If you just look at those statistics, you might understand why trying to prevent the spread of even more infectious variants in America is probably a good idea - and that vaccination does protect from covid. The UK, which also has a very high rate of vaccination along with a more infectious covid variant also has lower rates of infection than Canada. How could you argue that vaccination is a bad idea when recent statistics prove that high rates of vaccination slow the rate of transmission? Don't you want to get back to regular life, or do you enjoy cycles of opening up and then closing down? Because that's what'll happen if enough people like your dumb ass don't get the thing.

  96. David W Beers
    David W Beers
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    Yea Stanhope was the shit. Saw him in Madison, WI back in the day. He did like a 3 hour set cause we kept giving him drinks and he kept going. Epic

  97. Jeff G
    Jeff G
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    I love his impression of his father. Kills me every time.

  98. AK 4o
    AK 4o
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    While blm is ripping Minnesota apart. Freaking freckles is a pathetic B

  99. AK 4o
    AK 4o
    26 օր առաջ

    Yeah doctors don't get kick backs from pharmaceutical companies.

    1. c j
      c j
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      My buddy’s mom did that for a living. She took them out for dinner before talking business.

  100. AK 4o
    AK 4o
    26 օր առաջ

    Oh the one that just got paused