Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-31-19

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Bill rambles about aging, art, and the Super Bowl.
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I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.


  1. Dylan McGinley
    Dylan McGinley
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    His bit about Riverside couldn't be more accurate lol

  2. Robert Gauss
    Robert Gauss
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    Jesus fuck Heritage Bred Pork... extremely bright man but school wasn't his thing..reminds me of Joey Diaz... brilliant but never got to college... Anyway it's interesting..many types of intelligence in this world... comedians are always sharp not necessarily educated..just go s to show you do what you love.

    1. Robert Gauss
      Robert Gauss
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      He's fng balls on with banks for example..guy cant read's odd

  3. Carr Rexx
    Carr Rexx
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    Bill "if I shave my junk it'll look like a giraffe" Burr

  4. A Sparrow
    A Sparrow
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    Lesbians never last more than a couple of years, that's why you can't get data on life expectancy of same-sex couples. These obnoxious shitheads can't stand each other for long at all.

  5. entertained
    2 տարի առաջ

    2:33 amen, brother

  6. Lukman Abraham
    Lukman Abraham
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    You are mistaking luciferianism and Satanism. Luciferianism is sect where people believe in Satan, like the Illuminati they pray to Satan and follow his lies. But Satanism is something els it is invented for stupid people who don't want to believe so they get together and make fun of people. This way they try to relave fear. Why do you have fear and why God uses fear. It's because we people need hard motivation. God always says he is truly most murciful but sometimes uses fear as warning and motivation to help you break out of this foggy world and life that ends so fast as a blick of an eye. I saw true believers that is a beautiful thing to say. Some are Muslims some are Christians some are Jews. God is one and the same. We are commanded in Quran to follow all books of God. Old testament, Bible and Quran. Sadly Satan and his army's are working hard somehow managed to devide us in to religions and sects. They show bad and evil people as representatives of our religon and good people are never mantion. Bill is very honest guy I wish him to find the way, the fear world have blinded him. Allah meaning God In Arabic, gave us proofs to believe in him but still gave us choice and made it a belief. If religion was apsolut and not belief then there would not be any choice. Allah left a small amount of doubt in people who don't want to believe by doing that giving them true freedom of choice. Why? It's a test, so that people could choose to disbelie. If they prefer this life over the next then they convince themselves and believe in some theory of Evolution or what ever... Do you understand what I wanna say. If they knew 100% God existed they wouldn't dare to do bad things. But because we have belief and even tho for some of us it's apsolut true Alhamdulilah. There are people who are not apsolutly convinced and in that case they are free to make their own choices and decisions. You want to do good to Obey Allah or you want to live your life following your own desires. I think this way Allah separates true believers from those who pretend. You know you have proof but still there is a possibility to deceive yourself if you are not true in heart. If you want this world more then Allah. If you want wealth more then to be good, in that case you start laying to yourself and convincing yourself that God don't exist so that you may justify and continue living your life without any moral obligation. Allah says in the Quran about one group of people when they disbelievede, you will be punished because you disbelieved but in heart they did believe it was true. As for people who don't understand Islam we have all the same prophets like you have in Quran mantion by name even Jesus and Maria who have more chapters in the Quran then prophet Muhammed. That is greatness of Quran. God knows what we need and God never put one over others unless they diserve. The problem is Islam is Quran Bible and old testament... Problem is 300 years after prophet some evil people came and started writing books call Hadiths and started call them self sunni Muslims and some are Shia Muslims they wrote their own books. And most of Muslims didn't study Quran to see and realize the true that those books are not Islam. This is all fact accepted by all Muslim liders. They gave us some stupid stories about why they wrote those books so late after prophet Muhammed. There is the problem. In Quran we have good things and same laws as you have in Bible and old testament but those other books destroyed Islam. Now most of you hate Muslims and true Muslims are good even those who are Sunni and Shia most of them read only Quran and would never do anything bad to anyone. Some are brain washed some are paid but it was so with Christians and Jews before remember your holy wars and burning of witches. Church being in command of everything Forbid everything and so in. But that don't mean it's yiu religon it's just bad people doing bad things. Peace to you all true believers looking for true trying to please God. Read Quran open anypage and read cople of pages it's very easy to see and understand we are the same.

  7. Burnie66
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    Best episode ever

  8. Mike Borraccia
    Mike Borraccia
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    Breed. Breed. Breed. Breed. .... .... .... Breed. So it IS breed!

    1. Jeff Baker
      Jeff Baker
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      No way.

  9. Mr Mr.
    Mr Mr.
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    Hey Billy and every one else. Thanks for the podcast. This is something my friend did, i promise if it wasnt funny as hell i wouldn't post it. Not i hope u will, i know you will enjoy.

  10. timmygrace1
    2 տարի առաջ

    Billy oh Geezus pants

  11. jakub pawlowski
    jakub pawlowski
    2 տարի առաջ

    pussified bill

  12. 1o29s23
    2 տարի առաջ

    I loved the "Can you stop using the lords name in vain" *Quiet "Oh Jeyzus"

  13. Emma H
    Emma H
    2 տարի առաջ

    His throwback women’s soccer rant is one of my favorites, “stepped on the string of her fucking TAAAMPON ! sorry that was mean “

  14. Grant Ellis
    Grant Ellis
    2 տարի առաջ

    Of course Nia can't cook a meal and has to hire a caterer... Literally does nothing but shop with bills money while acting like her shit doesn't stink...

    1. Jeff Baker
      Jeff Baker
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      Dude just get a sugar daddy and stop crying lol.

  15. Rage Runner
    Rage Runner
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    Dear billy little willy, update your description on your youtube videos , i believe you've done 1 more special, which is named "Walk your way out"

  16. CNBG
    2 տարի առաջ

    Bill "Thursday Afternoon Just Before Actually On Friday Monday Morning Podcast" Burr

  17. Lemon Curry
    Lemon Curry
    2 տարի առաջ

    Yeah, about the "sexist" comment on Sky Sport, Bill, you know males referees suck pretty much too, so I guess - and really I'm not a feminist - but yeah, when a male referee do a pretty shitty job (and like I said it happens a LOT) nobody says that's because they are males, bro. Football referees sucks a lot. They managed to make mistake even now that they got the VAR (video assistance). About women football, it's damn true, they sucks so much lol

  18. William Strother
    William Strother
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    breed... acetate... acetate

  19. Misanthrope Kirby
    Misanthrope Kirby
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    I love Bill Burr but hes kind of.......annoying on these podcasts. I think ive heard the loud scream away from the mic and say cunt really loudly. Oh also "LADIES!" Kinda grating

  20. constantdoodle
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    "Where all the build the wall racist live" lmfao. Dammit Bill.

  21. John Renick
    John Renick
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    38:40 its called quantitative easing

  22. JC Not
    JC Not
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    “I should tape my special at a women’s college” I now want that to happen so bad.

  23. Lakstein Fernandes
    Lakstein Fernandes
    2 տարի առաջ

    That was by far the most inaccurate (bur entertaining) description of the English occupation of India. Sounds like the back cover of a Mel Gibson movie starring Mel as Gandhi.

  24. michelle
    2 տարի առաջ

    I'm probably stupid, but can anyone tell me what the fucking email of this podcast is, cause I can't find it on the site and it's making me want to strangle someone. Thank you.

  25. Goopy Goblins
    Goopy Goblins
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    Dude just started listening to your podcast.... cuz of the h3h3 one you were on.... loved you so much..... cant wait to listen to more of you

  26. Jake Scribner
    Jake Scribner
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    Too many ads

  27. bastet lioness
    bastet lioness
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    i can’t wait to hear what you have to say about the game.

  28. nativelegend
    2 տարի առաջ

    Heath ledger of general hospital......f**k off lol

  29. Bryan Turman
    Bryan Turman
    2 տարի առաջ

    At 36:10 u stuck up for the banks?? What's with you? If they say I've got this in my account that shit is mine!! But anyway the banks don't have it because it's called Credit Union. There is no money it's all Credit

  30. David Hollinger
    David Hollinger
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    1:08:30 That's the whole point. We are all screwed. We need a savior.

  31. Murray Machado
    Murray Machado
    2 տարի առաջ

    My adblocker is impervious to this ginger channel.

  32. fearlessjoebanzai
    2 տարի առաջ

    You were half right with the super bowl....

  33. Jack Dayton
    Jack Dayton
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    Oh Billy. I been crying since last night. Luckily I have the Chargers. 👆😂 Love youuuuu, B.B. seriously though. You are the best, Pal. My favorite anyway.

  34. Josh Golden
    Josh Golden
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    Come on buffalo Billy waiting on you!

  35. Dan Evan Fishing
    Dan Evan Fishing
    2 տարի առաջ

    Holy freaking ads every 3 minutes about people overdosing on heroin. Easy billy

  36. Darcell
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  37. Josh Golden
    Josh Golden
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    Come on bill Monday morning podcast I haven't seen the Superbowl yet figured I'd listen to u first, hope you didn't stroke out yesterday. (I'm more of a MMA fan)

  38. Austyn Jacobson
    Austyn Jacobson
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    “I’m enjoying every fucking second of this” love it 😂

  39. Michaël X
    Michaël X
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    26:50 Burr basically calls the Superbowl #BilluminatiConfirmed

  40. Michaël X
    Michaël X
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    Instantly made 0:02-0:05 my notifications sound for my mobile.

  41. Ace Storms
    Ace Storms
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    Portnoy was thrown out of the superbowl game during the halftime show... ^^ the rant afterwards is also funny as hell!

  42. DozyProductions
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    Stop focusing on white people complaining. Have you heard your wife?

  43. Chad Bro Chill
    Chad Bro Chill
    2 տարի առաջ

    Hows that for fucking D-fence Billy?

  44. Randy Green
    Randy Green
    2 տարի առաջ

    1. Santa Ana River in Riverside you fuck. 2. And yes Riverside is the place to Burt a body.Make sure your hole in the ground is pre dug, waste too much time sweating and digging. Be prepped

  45. Nick Canning
    Nick Canning
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    Hey Bill! Defense still wins championships! What the world just witnessed is what FOOTBALL REALLY IS ALL ABOUT! Football ain't glorified frisbee folks!!!

  46. Santo El formalito
    Santo El formalito
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    Me cagan los anuncios de uber

  47. Rusty Shackleford
    Rusty Shackleford
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    For fucks sake, not even a minute in and Bill is yet again ripping on white people. He acts like white women have it so much easier than black women. Have you ever been around a black woman for more than 10 minutes? They are fucking unbearable. Bill has been completely cucked by Nia. Speaking of Nia, she has it easier than most women out there regardless of color. She sits on her racist moronic ass all day while Bill brings home the money. From what I have gathered she does nothing. She just sits there spouting off her ignorant feminist bullshit. Bill has become a complete liberal moron.

  48. E.T.
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    "Im gonna age another 100 years and have a 'small' Super Bowl party" Should I be concerned? I don't throw big parties, I like smaller gatherings.

  49. TheSkypirat
    2 տարի առաջ

    It's close 3 - 3 ... Bill's freckles must be melting off right about now... 😅

  50. Dan B
    Dan B
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    If We Make a Robot that make a new man that outbreed Man... Is Robot Nu-Mans Creator?

  51. Nick C
    Nick C
    2 տարի առաջ

    When I think Bill Burr I think rainbows and unicorns

  52. jumpar
    2 տարի առաջ

    Old Billy red nose having a week worth of salmon and complains about it

  53. Derek Kenney
    Derek Kenney
    2 տարի առաջ

    Calling it now: Bill talks about the RoboChild commercial come Monday

  54. Bobby Pants
    Bobby Pants
    2 տարի առաջ

    BILL BURR JOKE THEFT. Jimmy Failla stole your "kids are too fat to be kidnapped" joke. Saturday February, 3rd on the Greg Gutfield show.

  55. Nipa222
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  56. Big.O Broadcasting
    Big.O Broadcasting
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    i never find the videos he talks about on his site itd always outdated stuff and im tottally lost he needs to put the vid in the show more box thing.

    1. MrMonotone
      2 տարի առաջ

      They've accidentally included old audio in the last section (he actually says "2011"), if you're looking for the soccer/football video:

  57. Noah Rector
    Noah Rector
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    Who else likes a bill burr video before it even starts :D

  58. Jack Dayton
    Jack Dayton
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    Be careful Billy. Threatening with Guns isn't PG. You know... Pat ...Garrett.

  59. slimeballz
    2 տարի առաջ

    Let Abigal know!!! : ) Here comes equality.

  60. Rainbow Six
    Rainbow Six
    2 տարի առաջ

    Hey Billy what's with all the Illuminati symbols in F is for family?

    1. Michaël X
      Michaël X
      2 տարի առաջ

      Well I mean, it is Netflix..

    2. Michaël X
      Michaël X
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    3. thouxan
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      Rainbow Six really? Where at in the show?

  61. Carr Rexx
    Carr Rexx
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    Nia, the fly in my Burrbon.

  62. Carr Rexx
    Carr Rexx
    2 տարի առաջ

    Gingervitis: When you get VD from a redhead.

  63. SPC Dewitt
    SPC Dewitt
    2 տարի առաջ

    Heavy salad and a small protein, you hear em laydees? Hes talkin' to you landwhales.

  64. Scott Van Bach
    Scott Van Bach
    2 տարի առաջ

    Hey bill burr just wondering how your and dave Chappelles friendship is? Do yall still keep in touch?

  65. briandeaton36
    2 տարի առաջ

    So is the Virginia governor considered a “racist right wing lunatic”

  66. Will Hunting
    Will Hunting
    2 տարի առաջ

    What did white women do to this man?

  67. Mike Christison
    Mike Christison
    2 տարի առաջ

    How do you email bill?

  68. Ben L
    Ben L
    2 տարի առաջ

    Before he had a black wife it would have been all women.. now its just white women.

    1. Ben L
      Ben L
      2 տարի առաջ

      David no, you stfu

    2. superbus starodub
      superbus starodub
      2 տարի առաջ

      @Ed Pakes devolution and regression yeah.

    3. Ed Pakes
      Ed Pakes
      2 տարի առաջ

      it's called evolution..the day he podcasts to rant against black womens shopping habits..Divorce day.

  69. Matthew Lyons
    Matthew Lyons
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  70. American Outside
    American Outside
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    Great show!

  71. Batman1st Doodle Jump
    Batman1st Doodle Jump
    2 տարի առաջ

    Fuck ads

  72. Juan Tufrefor
    Juan Tufrefor
    2 տարի առաջ

    Washing 10 dishes? Hey Ginger Jetson, there's a brand new invention called a dish washer. Get one.

  73. Lawson One
    Lawson One
    2 տարի առաջ

    Does anyone know the address to write in to Bill Burr for this show?

  74. Clay Oakley
    Clay Oakley
    2 տարի առաջ

    I wanna see the bag tbh

  75. BlueSquirrel
    2 տարի առաջ

    Toothpaste, mouthwash and deodorant all-in-one...LOL

  76. Metal is for queers
    Metal is for queers
    2 տարի առաջ

    well you’re in a good mood Bill. love your show. #ForeverWantToEatBillBurrsAss

  77. Tester Testerfield
    Tester Testerfield
    2 տարի առաջ

    Hey wanna know something Bill? F**k you for making me search for American football rules and trying to understand the little bits and pieces of rules while trying to choose a team a few days before the super bowl... Great work bill... Ps yes, im from the other side of the pond, leaving in a county that nfl team's apparel are a fashion statement and noone gives a shit about the sport...

  78. SchrockStar
    2 տարի առաջ

    I'm not getting you shit. This year is your year. What are you gonna do for me? (What do you want for Valentine's Day?) I want you to SHUUUUT UP

  79. Cloxboy
    2 տարի առաջ

    "I don't know anything about art." No shit.

  80. Frank Martinez
    Frank Martinez
    2 տարի առաջ

    Tigerbelly Bobby lee.

  81. Micheal Watts
    Micheal Watts
    2 տարի առաջ

    Dumb question Bill, but don't women have the same access to programs, charities, handouts etc? I 100% agree that white women are privileged, but to then use men as an example of how it can suck for us... It seems like you aren't including all women who have that advantage: Alimony, Living Longer, Choice to be Moms and stay at home, etc. No beef or negativity against you.. just a question.

  82. Faux Fox
    Faux Fox
    2 տարի առաջ

    When people in Australia call Rupert Murdoch a cunt it's that rare occasion where they actually mean cunt.

  83. thelordofhellaz
    2 տարի առաջ

    Yo' Billy Fuckin' Redheaded Freckled Batts Gettin' Yer Fuckin' Shinebox…….Saw some chick on Pornhub rubbin' one out to F Is For Family....Yer show's so good, the chicks are whackin' it to ya :-)

  84. Tad Ficus Catus
    Tad Ficus Catus
    2 տարի առաջ

    The robot lady is telling me to breed. I'm trying.

  85. Baron Von Balls
    Baron Von Balls
    2 տարի առաջ

    Christ you cooked the shit out of it !

  86. William Moore
    William Moore
    2 տարի առաջ

    Bill can't go 2 mins b4 mentioning gender ffs

  87. harry mack
    harry mack
    2 տարի առաջ

    There is a podcast in the middle of your ad bill

  88. TheConspiracy Realist
    TheConspiracy Realist
    2 տարի առաջ

    Hey Bill.... Fuck the Unicorns! End of comment? Nope, Fuck the Rainbows too! Fuck positivity! *Enjoy the Super Tom Bowl!*

  89. Smegead
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  90. Sticky Pickle
    Sticky Pickle
    2 տարի առաջ

    Please start recording video for the podcast too!

  91. BlargieArg
    2 տարի առաջ

    Bill it's not just white women, it's all of them. Specifically feminist women and minority women complaining about white people.

  92. Sound Innovations design & production
    Sound Innovations design & production
    2 տարի առաջ

    River side is lowkey haha that's funny Bill yeah that place is sideways some times ha

  93. Sound Innovations design & production
    Sound Innovations design & production
    2 տարի առաջ

    Love the Full Metal Jacket references, grew up to that shit ha

  94. Gideon
    2 տարի առաջ

    old billy bubble butt back to his best form

  95. punchdogggy
    2 տարի առաջ

    ads every 7 mins later

  96. Shahraiz Bajwa
    Shahraiz Bajwa
    2 տարի առաջ

    That intro made my whole day 😂

  97. Cyber Myaa
    Cyber Myaa
    2 տարի առաջ

    I totally agree and I’m a woman although half your age 😅 plus it’s not hard at all to set a goal and achieve it ^^ im tired of getting judged for being skinny 😤

  98. Liz beth
    Liz beth
    2 տարի առաջ

    Hey Bill, I'm a 57yr old white woman and man you're fuckin hilarious! I know you probably dont give a shit about who's ad you run as long as your getting paid....but dude the guy that wants to teach woman to kiss to get a is a d bag!!.

  99. freddie jacks
    freddie jacks
    2 տարի առաջ

    I've seen better looking meat that Bill Burr nailed to a board.

  100. Ryan Behie
    Ryan Behie
    2 տարի առաջ

    Good point about the championships. I still think the Super Bowl/first two title games between the NFL and AFL are the most important because without a doubt that team is the best team in America. But, with that said there really is a lack of respect for those that won titles before. It’s not those players faults that there were two leagues and their titles should be held higher.