Mark Forward - All Your Kids Are Garbage

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#MarkForward receives some relieving news about his grandmother, calls out parents for being too lenient with their kids, and voices his issues with recapping events that everyone should already know.
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  1. hsrlhfz
    hsrlhfz
    20 օր առաջ

    call me a simple mind but that ending line cracked so much my stomach can't handled it

  2. Dan Greene
    Dan Greene
    24 օր առաջ

    Looks like a fat Pedro Pascal.

  3. scott sharpe
    scott sharpe
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    Wayne sent me here

  4. Daniel Thompson
    Daniel Thompson
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Looooove is a feeling

  5. Red Earth
    Red Earth
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Reminds me of Louis CK

  6. Andrew Castillo
    Andrew Castillo
    2 ամիս առաջ

    This is about America in 2021, F*cking Embarrassing!

  7. The Chosen One
    The Chosen One
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Me like Mark Forward.

  8. C. Pouliot
    C. Pouliot
    3 ամիս առաջ

    F*%king Embarassing!!!

  9. Ed Carlson
    Ed Carlson
    3 ամիս առաջ

    F@ckin embarrassing! 👢🪣

  10. Laughter Addict
    Laughter Addict
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Comedy gold

  11. O. G.
    O. G.
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I can’t believe he’s the voice of Hugo from the show “Cupcake and Dino” on Netflix 😂👏🏼.

  12. Justin Hoar
    Justin Hoar
    6 ամիս առաջ

    This was actually funny you f&*king pheasants

  13. Johan Christian Bax
    Johan Christian Bax
    7 ամիս առաջ

    🎶love is a feeling, that gets better with time🎶

  14. Ryan Hawkinson
    Ryan Hawkinson
    9 ամիս առաջ

    It’s ironic that he was talking about how everyone knows what 9-11 is for the whole joke and at the end of his show he says “I’m mark forward”

  15. Justaquietbird
    Justaquietbird
    11 ամիս առաջ

    “YOU’RE AN IDIOT... IT’S FUCKING EMBARRASSING!”

  16. kush killer
    kush killer
    11 ամիս առաջ

    I thought at the beginning he was going to go on a rant about how his wife barb died.

  17. Joey Clemente
    Joey Clemente
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    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ HIM!!!!! And speaking the truth about the Rugrats these days OYE VAY😝😝😝😝

  18. Drew Myself
    Drew Myself
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    I have never been less fucking embarrassed in my life

  19. T. Brooks
    T. Brooks
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    WELL, THIS IS BULLSHIT! (A glimpse of Coach at last)!! Nine uh-WHAT?!😂😂😂 Comedic genius

  20. jake Hanson
    jake Hanson
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    The annoying soft parent is spot on

  21. Notorious KJ
    Notorious KJ
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    “Thank you I’m really good” 😂😂😂 made me laugh

    1. Nandi Collector
      Nandi Collector
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      ...his catchphrase 😁😁😁

  22. Drazic Milosovic
    Drazic Milosovic
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    So the factory I used to work at put a sign up in the staff room saying don’t bring nut-related food to work because of other people’s potential allergies. Yes - they did - at work - staffed by ADULTS. It actually worked out to be a plus, because them sweating small crap like that served as a distraction from the meth addiction that half of us had. So, in short...I think this was a funny video, and pineapple is funny material. And delicious. Thank you for posting this.

  23. Timothy Spencer
    Timothy Spencer
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    lol he never lying about kids these day's

  24. Ky Ten
    Ky Ten
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    People who thumbs down: Shitty parents.

  25. Curtis Maloney
    Curtis Maloney
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    9/11 911 coincidence I think not

  26. Cadou J
    Cadou J
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    Brian is smart though, who'd eat a remote or a picture.

  27. Kraken TV
    Kraken TV
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    Close your eyes. Sounds just like Louis ck

    1. Seth Taylor
      Seth Taylor
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      Not even remotely

  28. Sparky The Wise
    Sparky The Wise
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    Fucking EMBARRASSING

  29. Jason Remington
    Jason Remington
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    I used to like Mark Forward but he's a one note comedian. Same jokes over and over just changed up a bit. Plus he's a dick irl.

  30. Edgar
    Edgar
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    Fucking embarrassing

  31. Brian Bernard
    Brian Bernard
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    IT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING! KICKS TRASHCAN.

  32. Eavy Eavy
    Eavy Eavy
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    This is abou coppa right?

  33. salemcvlt
    salemcvlt
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    If that had been his grandmother, you know what that would've been? FUCKING EMBARRASSING

  34. Zach P
    Zach P
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    Fucking...EMBARRASSING!! ✌🏼

  35. Tyler Magoon
    Tyler Magoon
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    1:54 This has the strongest Louis CK energy!

    1. Edgar
      Edgar
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      magoonart hopefully without all the sexual misconduct.

  36. 7 ten
    7 ten
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    This dude said "umm" way too many times...

  37. Bobbi Sue
    Bobbi Sue
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    I like his Aldi's shopping cart and home brew beer bit way better. . ."maybe just some hope dennis"

  38. B.W.Fontaine
    B.W.Fontaine
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    Kids = lifelong debt and disappointment

    1. Jordan Vess
      Jordan Vess
      15 օր առաջ

      @KomamuraSajin your comment is spot on!I’ve been saying this for years. This world is a swirling toilet and it was flushed a long time ago. Circling the drain. Idiocracy was a prophetic movie.

    2. KomamuraSajin
      KomamuraSajin
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      It's messed up that the people who usually produce children these days, shouldn't. Too many people who are stupid and/or financially unstable have no concept of contraception, and it's probably because they're too poor or stupid. The movie Idiocracy isn't a satirical comedy, it's a glimpse into the future.

    3. Vincent David Underhill
      Vincent David Underhill
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      Branon Fontaine shaddup

  39. HouseOfPhantomhive
    HouseOfPhantomhive
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    I hate them too lol

  40. PaleGhost69
    PaleGhost69
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    This set *_IS FUCKING EMBARASSING!!!_*

  41. No Name
    No Name
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    ITS FUCKING EMBARRASSING

  42. mr. mayhem
    mr. mayhem
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    Wow, this guys good.

  43. Michael Vlasic
    Michael Vlasic
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    does this guy have a special?

    1. Grace B
      Grace B
      7 ամիս առաջ

      Yes he does put link for it...Is funny af

  44. Viktor Vyncke
    Viktor Vyncke
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    Is he doing a louis ck impression?

    1. Jason Hernandez
      Jason Hernandez
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      It wouldn't surprise me if Louis CK stole this guys shit

  45. Jocelyn De Jung
    Jocelyn De Jung
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    This guy is awesome.

  46. David
    David
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    No, seriously though, my kids are frickin’ adorable. Polite too!

    1. Nancy Hernandez
      Nancy Hernandez
      6 ամիս առաջ

      There is definitely someone or somewhere in their life where they are ridiculous spoiled jerks 🙃

    2. Marius Chański
      Marius Chański
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      They suck fo sure

    3. Bobbi Sue
      Bobbi Sue
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      They're ugly jerks

    4. Timmy 2Dope
      Timmy 2Dope
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      Not their not

  47. WhenInROME
    WhenInROME
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    He needs his own show

    1. WhenInROME
      WhenInROME
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      Where he plays all the characters just with different clothes and wigs

  48. Mr Cyan
    Mr Cyan
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    maybe i`m not smart enough! but he is on a high level and his jokes are on point and beautiful constructed. love him

  49. Majd Abbas
    Majd Abbas
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    I can somehow relate because I too wish my grandmother was dead

    1. Majd Abbas
      Majd Abbas
      Տարի առաջ

      @Somnolent verve thanks ❤️

    2. Vincent David Underhill
      Vincent David Underhill
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      Majd Abbas jesus bro

    3. Majd Abbas
      Majd Abbas
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      @Spaceman24 no she's just a bad human being

    4. Spaceman24
      Spaceman24
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      Majd Abbas Maybe u were just a greedy little bastard

    5. David Beltz
      David Beltz
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      Fuck off

  50. kaykay12152
    kaykay12152
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    Ehhhhhh. The middle part was alright.

  51. Carole D
    Carole D
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    Fucking Brian ruining it for everyone.

  52. Jay G
    Jay G
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    This is the coach from letterkenny. Weird seeing him not screaming

    1. phaseblade
      phaseblade
      18 օր առաջ

      I wish he'd kicked that mic stand.

    2. respectable accountname
      respectable accountname
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      ITS FUCKING EMBARASSING

    3. Jay G
      Jay G
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      Edit: nevermind there it is

  53. Dripped_Braun
    Dripped_Braun
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    *IT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING*

  54. Definitely Not Christian Slater
    Definitely Not Christian Slater
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    Opening seemed a little rocky but pays off if you hang in there.

  55. Sen Chi
    Sen Chi
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    pretty funny. has good potential

    1. Mr Cyan
      Mr Cyan
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      what? potential? he is really really good hes jokes are on point and the delivery is beautiful

  56. 8th Funk
    8th Funk
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    Beautiful set .

  57. COOL GUY
    COOL GUY
    Տարի առաջ

    Louis CK vibes

    1. MayfallTribe
      MayfallTribe
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      @ecomick yea... No. Not what I thought at all.

    2. ecomick
      ecomick
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      @MayfallTribe Listen from 2:52 to 3:05, sounds exactly like Louie

    3. MayfallTribe
      MayfallTribe
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      Didn't pick up on that at all.

    4. Dylan Cole
      Dylan Cole
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      COOL GUY my thoughts exactly😂

  58. James R
    James R
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    Weak ending

    1. James R
      James R
      Տարի առաջ

      Kevin Zuniga not that I know of

    2. Kevin Zuniga
      Kevin Zuniga
      Տարի առաջ

      Are you crazy?

  59. Alex Defatte
    Alex Defatte
    Տարի առաջ

    He came in awkward and off beat and then removed his cloak to reveal his level. Loved it.

    1. jae beezy
      jae beezy
      3 ամիս առաջ

      Ugh. Sorry buddy. Didnt realize you were dropped on your head as a child.

    2. kyle
      kyle
      6 ամիս առաջ

      @Alex Defatte I think he was joking with ya there big shoots

    3. Question Your World
      Question Your World
      Տարի առաջ

      I wondering where he was going with that opener. I enjoyed it. This man is wild.

    4. Sean Kinnun
      Sean Kinnun
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      @Alex Defatte Thats some big brain energy there

    5. Joel Farrelly
      Joel Farrelly
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      It's like when Willy Wonka comes out, limping with a cane, only to then ditch the cane and summersault into our hearts.

  60. Genuine Plagiarism
    Genuine Plagiarism
    Տարի առաջ

    Nice to see a fellow man who also is very close to his grandma. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    1. Genuine Plagiarism
      Genuine Plagiarism
      Տարի առաջ

      @Qwan Donto :(

    2. Qwan Donto
      Qwan Donto
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      Didn't you hear? It wasn't his grandma lmao

  61. Django World Wide
    Django World Wide
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    I got bored after 30 seconds. This should not become a thing.

    1. Tyler Pifer
      Tyler Pifer
      4 ամիս առաջ

      Well, maybe give stuff more than 30 seconds? It was part of a bit.

    2. Brandon Dorcas
      Brandon Dorcas
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      Ya you stopped way too soon then, learn to give stuff a chance

    3. Kevin Zuniga
      Kevin Zuniga
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      It was a bit you idiot. That isn't his actual personality

    4. Sable B
      Sable B
      Տարի առաջ

      Not to be a hater but agreed Not my humor

    5. jorge032792
      jorge032792
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      Django Worldwide you suck ass dude

  62. Tom
    Tom
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    FUCKING EMBARRASSING

  63. Matthew Hallgren
    Matthew Hallgren
    Տարի առաջ

    Second comment

    1. Chianisa Olugbala
      Chianisa Olugbala
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      Matthew Hallgren Honestly, nobody gives a fuck.

  64. Rykoshet
    Rykoshet
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    "All your kids are FUCKIN EMBARRASSING"

  65. Firmansepro
    Firmansepro
    Տարի առաջ

    Great