Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-25-21

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Bill rambles about ‘Down Under’, mushroom revelations, and bunny dreams.
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I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.


  1. sk8legendz
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    Why you going to Indianapolis Bill? " LMAO

  2. Joe Turner
    Joe Turner
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    Imagine bill constantly trashing the Jewish religion it and the Jewish people. His feelings are surely the same about all religions right? Or does he just hate Christians?

  3. Joe Turner
    Joe Turner
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    Even if you don't believe Jesus is coming back, you'd have to be a fool to not recognize that somebody is using the Bible as a Playbook. And where we are currently in the Bible prophecy, is towards the end of the story and everything's been accurate so far. Including the prophecy said it would become mainstream to speak negatively on Christians. That hasn't always been the case in this country.. Somebody is using it as a Playbook. There's only one other sad if you're against Christians. Bilderberg Bill Burr

  4. Tyler Conley
    Tyler Conley
    4 օր առաջ

    Why don't they put the WNBA rims at like 9 feet then it would be bad ass

  5. Linziloo Loo
    Linziloo Loo
    8 օր առաջ

    Hey what's going on, you mask wearing Karen! You used to be so cool, now you're pushing BS draconian mask mandates for a virus down graded to a none serious threat. Did you sale out or do you need to give your head a shake?

  6. Dennis Long
    Dennis Long
    9 օր առաջ

    I want to see bull burr on a flight, lock eyes and say Why are you going to indianapolis bill?

  7. Christine Pantellas
    Christine Pantellas
    11 օր առաջ

    Love your stuff!!💚💜

  8. John Dukes
    John Dukes
    11 օր առաջ

    I have reoccurring dream where I'm murdering rabbits with my bare hands if that helps lol either there's good things to come in my future or I'm subconsciously a psychopath

  9. Sky Fall
    Sky Fall
    12 օր առաջ

    Bill needs to watch Donnie Darko. Check it Bill, you are Hollywood now Star

  10. J Men
    J Men
    12 օր առաջ

    Bill's baldness has gone to his head. Peggy Lee?

  11. randy mcduffie
    randy mcduffie
    14 օր առաջ

    Great flight story

  12. EmptyHero
    15 օր առաջ

    how much did bill pay to make it so i can't listen to one fucking ron and fez, opie and anthony, or cumtown clip without it sending me to this fucking podcast after every single time?

  13. Anon Anonymous
    Anon Anonymous
    15 օր առաջ

    "your pussy smells PREHISTORIC!" im fucking crying

  14. Ⅎaceᖘalm Theᗯoяld
    Ⅎaceᖘalm Theᗯoяld
    17 օր առաջ

    All this research on water and no one found that plastic is a clean burning fuel since 2013

  15. Stephen lee
    Stephen lee
    17 օր առաջ

    It was the podcast with Stanhope, romanticizing the juice a little 2 much

  16. thejamesification
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    God damn it, Rickey. I can't hear philosophizing with out it sounding dumb

  17. Tobias Belz
    Tobias Belz
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    On your flight to Indianapolis you should've got some headspace maaaann.

  18. mike smith
    mike smith
    23 օր առաջ

    Spy Juice!

  19. Chris Pepper
    Chris Pepper
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    Angry white guy we get it. So not funny.

  20. Brandon Vincent
    Brandon Vincent
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    I’m Christian and Jesus has a high and tight hair cut with the full and luscious but clean cut beard (it’s his signature feature), he wears straight leg dark wash jeans, an under armor muscle shirt (cause Jesus abs) and Jordans. He also may/may not wear aviator shades whether you believe that or not depends on your denomination. For real though I am a Christian and me and my fellow Christian buddies love your comedy Bill.

  21. Karama Swift
    Karama Swift
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    Looking at the fine-grain in our hardwood floor might be the greatest way to say I've got a softee that I've ever heard

  22. Brandon Bates
    Brandon Bates
    27 օր առաջ

    Supposed to be a 7 year war when Jesus comes back, I hope he wears armor from the 1st century at least.

  23. ZombryaTheDark
    27 օր առաջ

    Good to hear club soda Kenny still kicking

  24. J. Cesar.
    J. Cesar.
    27 օր առաջ

    In Australia almost everybody can swim, the people who drown are tourists and international students. 🏊‍♂️

  25. Highwind熊
    28 օր առաջ

    Even I bought a new pair of jeans today. EVEN ME! Jesus does it too. Sooner or later.

  26. Stride
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    great one, bill! thanks!

  27. Nathan van der Bij
    Nathan van der Bij
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  28. Roger Kiplinger
    Roger Kiplinger
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    Always draw your gunn and blast your assh boss ;) cheers keep it real Brother

  29. Spider Monkey
    Spider Monkey
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    Dw dreams are just thoughts you can't control, because a part of your Brain shuts down when your asleep!they don't mean shit! But if I know Iam dreaming, while in a dream, I can wake up on command!👍

  30. Jayden Bell
    Jayden Bell
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    The normal oyster erroneously delight because kendo cytogenetically push including a disgusting heat. rough, awesome pilot

  31. Jose EstaBom
    Jose EstaBom
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    Neil Degrasson? xD

  32. JDGustOfWindDance.
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    I like LD water. It’s good.

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    Man, this podcast was EPIC ol Billy Bubble gum..I’ve been drinking Liquid Death since it came out and it is SOOOOLID!! The black cans are the seltzah’s and the white cans are the non fizzies....great to hear you’re out there kickin ass n takin names....on planes!!! Keep up the namasate and go faaaaack ya self doooood!! 👍👊😎🦇

  34. Mark Sotelo
    Mark Sotelo
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    Lol they cling together and paddle..

  35. Mystic Gwen
    Mystic Gwen
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    "...I don't have to answer your questions...oh, really, was it spy juice?" 🤣🖖👌

  36. Gabriel Orville
    Gabriel Orville
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    To me the rabbit dream is pretty straightforward. Bill's wife was leaving him while she beat him up verbally. The rabbit killing the other rabbit is just a metaphorical way the impact of his wife leaving him would do to his life, plus it was a re-enactment of the fight they were having (it works in a couple of levels). "We both looked at it, acknowledged that it was happening but didn't seem to care about it", there's a certain inertia about how relationships spiral into separation, I'm thinking: not addressing and trying to fix their fight, represented by the rabbits they saw, is the problem being looked at. Dreams deal a lot with threat detection, trying to prepare you for new scenarios where you'd be much more vulnerable. And when trying to read the meaning of dreams, it's not that the metaphors or symbols in them mean exactly what some dictionary or definition say - The meaning is in terms of yourself, it's your personal unconscious. A lot of it is the sub-personalities of your psyche playing themselves out in front of you, with a mask. Think of the lyrics of a song, you don't read them literally but for what they imply, similar thing. You read for the connotation not the denotation, and as poetry not prose.

  37. rooster sideburbs
    rooster sideburbs
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    hes so edgy and cool he says things that arent politically correct - - hes not afraid to go there! and tell it like it is! (said someone from the 1990s)

  38. Ted Instead
    Ted Instead
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    Slow down Bill Without pause in right places you sound like Robin Williams when common person can't process jokes fast enough and missing half of awesomeness

  39. Cynically Sensible Bear
    Cynically Sensible Bear
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    I want to see the podcast!!!!!!!!!

  40. phaserra
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    1:04:00 lol

  41. C.S H
    C.S H
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  42. Bobby Daugherty
    Bobby Daugherty
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    Watership Down.

  43. Torey 777
    Torey 777
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    F off bill

  44. Paul
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    19:37 “I’m back to Dream-Christ... Jesus, I don’t know who’s working for Jesus on the internet...”

  45. justmemadison
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    Didn't he have an experience like that on a plane when he was on edibles? Anyway, edibles are not the same as weed. Sure they're both THC products, but edibles go through the digestive system and the effects last for hours -- it's completely different than smoking weed.

  46. DR Evil
    DR Evil
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    trying to analise ones dreams is on a par with reading star signs,its fake

  47. Daniel Thomas
    Daniel Thomas
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    Hi from new Zealand

  48. Django Fett
    Django Fett
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    this is brutally unfunny. bill should stick to comedy acting

  49. samuel maurice
    samuel maurice
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    Pretty sure the *monarchs" refer to the butterfly, not royalty, u know cuz they're LADIEES.

  50. glormp glormp
    glormp glormp
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    Lmao bill burr mention Houston I forgot about this. fuck Joel Osteen

  51. Paul
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    “I really figured something out when I took those mushrooms.” What time is Bill talking about?

  52. Person
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    you are going to have a fun future.

  53. Madder Kayne
    Madder Kayne
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    I think all that dream interpretation shit is mostly bullshit

  54. rip buffchest
    rip buffchest
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    Fuckin brilliant

  55. Paul Thailing
    Paul Thailing
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    Did you really just do a cunty meditation commercial?! I love it

  56. D Z
    D Z
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    That airplane story around the hour mark was probably the funniest story I've ever heard 🤣🤣🤣

  57. Seth Harshman
    Seth Harshman
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    Ole Bill Red Nuts will absolutely get into yoga and then get a self-depricating bit out of it.

  58. Zachariah Smith
    Zachariah Smith
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    ...why ya going to Indianapolis?

  59. J R
    J R
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    I'm glad the mushrooms spoke to Bill

  60. Sia Tequila
    Sia Tequila
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  61. Gazza
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    G'day mate, in ya bum Burr 🤣👍👍🇦🇺🇦🇺

  62. Woodape
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    Liquid Death is probably toilet bowl cleaner

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  64. Anonymous Economist
    Anonymous Economist
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    Wait, why was the guy too Patriotic??? I don’t get it?

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    28:10 ETM 0.0

  66. Antonio Breidenstein
    Antonio Breidenstein
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    That R. E. M. rebound is crazy man. I smoke like everyday so if I go to three days my dream start getting Wild

  67. The Infidel
    The Infidel
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    if jesus ever came back ..noone would notice

  68. Ramy
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    Why are you going to Indianapolis Bill?

  69. ThiefKingofLegend
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    What da fug? Bill talking to me? Oh... he mentioned New Zealand too, oh okay, I feel cheated. Okay.

  70. Will Unscripted
    Will Unscripted
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    I don't get how people think this guy is funny. Not even close. All he does is scream and cuss. I don't get it.🤷

  71. Max Rodz
    Max Rodz
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    So... I need Bill Burr Naked Yoga now 😂

  72. Mac Cunningham
    Mac Cunningham
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    Club Soda Kenny!!!!

  73. Ron Williamson
    Ron Williamson
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    No one recognized you? I’m shocked!

  74. The Most Civilized Savage
    The Most Civilized Savage
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    Dreaming about hunting a rabbit.... Sound like one of my dogs.

  75. ria palmer
    ria palmer
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    Having a full on bill burr binge ❤️ watched all the specials I could find yesterday. Thanks Bill for all your work you really make me happy

  76. Ohai Denny
    Ohai Denny
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    Native American here. Iroquois. Bunny means Fear. That's it. Fears overriding other fears. Have a good one.

  77. John William
    John William
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    yoga douche lol

  78. troy young
    troy young
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    the live event was funny as Bill...loved it...except for the barking from NZ

  79. Lawrence Gillespie
    Lawrence Gillespie
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    I always get this feeling of dread when someone starts a conversation with "I had this dream last night...".

  80. shaneomac 27
    shaneomac 27
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    Why you goin to Indianapolis Bill?

  81. Chris Pepper
    Chris Pepper
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    Seriously not funny angry white man.

  82. Wil Aukschun
    Wil Aukschun
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    Now we are all going to have bunny dreams.

  83. enkiitu
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    With all the bunnies I’d say that someone is going to hurt your wife? I mean, if all those things are accurate

  84. Tara ramsey
    Tara ramsey
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    All the dream inferences recite damn near the same thing. I dream of cats all the time and the internet tells me the same thing as its telling u about the bunnies.

  85. Tara ramsey
    Tara ramsey
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    The dreams about the rabbits killing eachother indicates ur fighting with yourself about urself about an aspect ur concerned about in ur life.

  86. TresTres
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    i had to start "mildly" using drugs again to relax and tune out some of the constant bullshardment of half-baked half-truths and a population of apologists, salesmen, and cheerleaders for those in the spotlight who are acting ANYTHING BUT inspiring or honorable.. It's a tough balance! Cannabis, especially cbd and edibles, are essential - but I've found that a weekly e-ven-alium-ing holiday goes a long way! the regular dilaudid injections ARENT positive tho and its hard to just do that once lol.. pretty sure anything speedy - meth, coke/crack - isn't good at all. and hallucinogens could either make you superman and ultra resilient or, more likely, put you into a spiral of despair.. alcohol would also not be a good regular medicine, although a weekly "stupor" of one kind or another is almost essential right now but everyone is on Xanax and other benzodiazepines these days so I won't go crazy about taking the valium and eating weed or blazing concentrates :) .. I've eaten thousands of dollars worth of edibles in the past year but I have to believe this has SAVED me from doing far worse / more destructive things! thanks bill :) keep on keepin on!

  87. Leslie Edwards
    Leslie Edwards
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    A brown rabbit means you’re gonna have a little pickup truck with tools in the back 😂

  88. Deidre and darren Thomas
    Deidre and darren Thomas
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    Bill that dream was symbolic af!!!! You need to read about dreams. It'll blow your mind

  89. mick rabbit
    mick rabbit
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    anyone else here cos theyve just realised there is, like, not 1 transcript, anywhere? XD jussayin. go on, rabbithole that one ;) do a bit on floods in oz last month and maybe this week again? love your stuff btw, but i just realised, maybe YOU make me angry, cos, you're, so on point, and the woke of that, makes me hate everyone XD re: the first got the dog, football? bit ;)

  90. Wutaii1 Nostalgia
    Wutaii1 Nostalgia
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    I lived in Brisbane for college long ago as an American and I loved it. Enjoy it Billy baldbeard

  91. Connor Flynn
    Connor Flynn
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    Omg I would so watch a podcast with Bill just being a sarcastic medatation guru the whole time 😂🤣

    1. Ti Curr
      Ti Curr
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      Carolla had a series of giving advice as a Sensa. You can find it on the web sometimes. Hilarious

  92. Thato Maputla
    Thato Maputla
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    is it just me or the "bill@themmpodcast" always bounces my email? Please help

  93. Jedd Mohlenkamp
    Jedd Mohlenkamp
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    Bill "the astrologer" Burr... whats your god damn dream... mannnnnn... two rabbits enter.. one rabbit leaves... ohhhhh shit.... lets get it on!!!!!

  94. Donell Tarver
    Donell Tarver
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    Fat Jesus!! 😂🤣😂

  95. Bushwhacking Tartaria
    Bushwhacking Tartaria
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    You svck these days.. sell out. 2 words: Owen Benjamin... 2 more words: take notes

  96. Roz
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    "Why you goin to Indianapolis Bill" ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  97. Winged 1212
    Winged 1212
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    Japan developed an enzyme that eats plastic and have dramatically increased it's efficiency past 2 years. They will suppress it so they can push climate change to break the economy and go global socialist.

  98. John Smith
    John Smith
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    Idk his "thinking with yourvdick" talk goes against all guys nowadays. Because let's be honest who else is scared of fake rape 😨 🙀

  99. James Hickey
    James Hickey
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    Brilliant bill This uk postman is happy mdy i got this on my rounds.. That hot ones u in was hilarious 🔥👍🏎 Hamilton won it again Jesus

  100. Benjamin Voegele
    Benjamin Voegele
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    Am I crazy or is it weird that we're getting the "why you going to Indianapolis, Bill?" bit and everyone's acting like it hasn't been told a hundred million times before. Am I in some fucked up deja vu scenario??? Can someone hop in here and restore my sanity???

    1. Ivan Ivanov
      Ivan Ivanov
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      I'm sure many people haven't heard it. And it's a great classic.