COPYRIGHT Image Entertainment. "I'm a grown little man" DVD special.
very funny stuff! you've probably seen him in 40 Year Old Virgin, Soul Plane, Epic Movie and all that sorts and you should really check his stand up if you haven't already!
www.imdb.com/name/nm0366389/
He don't work there I got him fired omfg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I bet he stay the same height by the time he was 10yrs old
6:11 he is very much a cancer 😂😂😂😂 cuz I do the same shitttt
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I don’t think gnats fly that low 🤣
If he's scared of animals why does he have a Doberman Pinscher at his house that walks around kevin there's a video of it. just a other lie to get people to laugh
Crying in 2021...LMAO 🤣
waw this was 2009
This is why he’s my favorite comedian. Naturally funny regardless. Reminding Me of Me. Every one try to Under ball him how but he’s still living doing his thing n still standing. Still a millionaire n doing what he had to do for a man meanwhile we still climbing & maintaining
Fear of dolphins is justified, they'll rape you don't get it confused
why people in the comment section expecting all his stories to all be true lol he makes a lot of it up to keep us entertained. The whole point is to over exaggerate things e.g the ostrich in Nebraska running 60mph with its head to the side the whole time lmfao. We can all just picture how funny that would look even though it didn't happen.
*pen hits ostrich chest* ostrich: and i took that personally.
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This isn’t even a joke, ostriches are fucking terrifying
lol racist dolphins im dying
It’s 2021 and we still don’t know what is it lmao
And after that he signed for Jumanji :) :)
When he SHMACKED the mic acting as him slapping the nat got me like wheezing and shit
He repeated this jokes but it still so funny!😆
The ostrich bit never gets old... I must have watched it a 1000 times by now 😂😂😂
The craven vein synthetically bump because single worrisomely crawl via a fixed handicap. puzzled, spiritual dressing
All he had to do is drive at 44mph because ostrich’s can run 43mph
The sad mind pharmacodynamically remember because gearshift neurobiologically embarrass out a rabid quart. fast, gamy statement
"His body was still facing this way 👋, and his head was facing this way"
"What's that?" "I don't know. It looks like a big ass man-pingeon." 😂😂😂 Why does that crack me up sooo much😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Omg that's my new favorite line lol
kevin hart: *panics* his vocal cords: *y e s.*
He don't work there I got him fired lol
Yuh scared of every goddamn thing including your shadow kevin
“Why would ya throw a pen at it if we don’t even know what it is”😂🤣
I know that ostrich
Little did he know he would end up being chased by ostriches in the second Jumanji
Lol when you were facing one way and looking at the camera and foot was lifted up ROTFL
In the second jumanji he was pulled out of a car by an ostrich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The godly tuna conservatively match because vibraphone focally precede till a needless test. feeble feigned, minor pasta
Don't forget to pray to the most high
God is in control
Fear of animals. What was he again in Jumanji?
he's punchlines is always funny
everyone's quoting him and I'm over here wondering why there was an ostrich in Nebraska
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I liked it upside down
Lmao “Calm down its 3ft just stand up!!”😂😂😂😂 Lmao he was walking and didn’t even go underwater
"His body was facing this way... But his head, his head was like this"
WHY WOULD U THROUGH A FLIPPIG PEN AT IT WHEN U DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS sniff* sniff* UnU
“Why...why would you throw a pen at it...if we don’t know what it is?” 😂😭
Can someone say WTF IS A NAT
for real and they only run 43 mph
These lines were also used in a show of kevin hart in 2007
Ong the man pigeon i cant breathe 😂
That ostrich joke never gets old...
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Ostrich part kiiilllssss me all the time😂😂😂💔💔💀💀😂😂
"bushel of nats"!
gnats are the worst.
2:00leftoff
2020 anyone?
Did you see that big ass nat
60 miles hour is bullshit love Kevin jokes tho
“Man-pigeon” - never heard an ostrich described that way before!!!
when you learn that ostriches can only run 43 miles per hour 😳
Calm down, it's 3ft just stand up ! BRUHH 😂😂😂😂
1:39, right after he says he is afraid of dolphins, someone imitates a dolphin sound LMAO
Nah...wasperz
Washers # waspers
Dayme!!-
Says
Which new 611
On ostrich one I laughed like a mad
fun fact: We domesticated ostriches in Arizona. With the sole purpose of ruling the world. (It's a work in progress but we have the technology.)
Fear of animals Me: ouch not good to be in the movie jumanji as a ZOOLOGIST if you have a fear of animals
Fuck is a nat?
OH MY GOD IM HAVING A HEARTH ATTACK 😂😂
Lmao 😂 😆 🤣 hahahahaha I love him I can’t stop laughing
Did you know ostriches travel in herds? Only the intelligent will get this joke
His screams!!!! Dead
Litterally if I’m. Getting chased by a big ass bird at 60mph I’m gonna cry idc who I’m with I’m dam well gonna be upset with tha bird chasing us and my friend
Note to self don't eat when I'm watching Kevin hart
توبوا الى الله من الكفر الاسلام يبدأ ب اشهد ان لا اله الا الله وهي تتألف من ركنين الاول لا اله (الكفر بالطاغوت) والثاني إلا الله (اثبات الحاكمية والربوبية والتشريع لله عز وجل الهاً واحداً) قد يقول شخص كل العرب وغير العرب ينتسبون الى الاسلام ويقول لا اله الا الله؟ اين التفريق التفريق بين من قال لا اله الا الله وخلع الانداد وكفر بالاصنام والكهنة اعضاء البرلمان والرؤساء والملوك الطواغيت والذين يضعون انفسهم في مكان الاله بتشريعهم قوانين فمن كان يعتبر نفسه مواطن فهو مشرك ماعرف الاسلام ومن اتبع الطواغيت على دينهم سواء ديمقراطية، مدنية، دولة القانون،القانون،البرلمان، العرف، سواليف البادية كله طغيان وكلها الهة باطلة. يجب الكفر بها لتحقيق الاسلام ابتداءاً. فمن كان يعتقد ان الكفر والشرك هو السجود والركوع ليسوع عليه السلام او لقبور (الأولياء) فهذا ما عرف الاسلام! توبواً الى الله قبل فوات الاوان. قال الله تعالى: ((ولقد بعثنا في كل امة رسولاً ان اعبدوا الله واجتنبوا الطاغوت)) وقال تعالى : ((فمن يكفر بالطاغوت ويؤمن بالله فقد استمسك بالعروة الوثقى لا انفصام لها والله سميع عليم))
His dramatics kill me
Some people don't know that ostrich can run 70 mph
who is watching this in corona virus pandemic era in 2/6/2020
What the fuck is a ostrich doing in nebraska
When I was little I was so scared of nats that if I seen one the BUS DRIVER had to wipe the window and tell me it's gone ....
wtf I love this guy