Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-25-18

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Bill sits down with comedian Nate Craig.
Full Episodes of the Monday Morning Podcast: bit.ly/2nAzwGV
Full Episodes of the Thursday Afternoon Podcast: bit.ly/2mTA6Cy
Full Episodes of the MMP One-Shots: bit.ly/2oNClY2

Here’s the website! billburr.com
I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

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  1. The Apostrophe Wrecks
    The Apostrophe Wrecks
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    Someone needs to animate the English accent stuff now. Like now. That was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

    1. James Thomas
      James Thomas
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      I'm

  2. Joe Momma
    Joe Momma
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    Eh

  3. Buggle Magnum
    Buggle Magnum
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    shut the hell up

  4. Clayton Bridges
    Clayton Bridges
    2 ամիս առաջ

    i DONT LIKE SPORTS BUT I lIKE BILL BURR TALKING ABOUT SPORTS

  5. Henry Oh
    Henry Oh
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I bet you people are fans of jim jeffries also

  6. BirYerde
    BirYerde
    2 ամիս առաջ

    2010..FUCK MAN!!! FUUUUCK!

  7. Adam Young
    Adam Young
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Redbar is coming !!!!

  8. Wallace Thigpin
    Wallace Thigpin
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I don't know who is running your sound? but that soundbyte of the street preacher got ridiculously loud. It woke up the whole house. The variable was extreme. Find a happy medium.

  9. Lurlene Parkerson
    Lurlene Parkerson
    2 ամիս առաջ

    The modern protocol immunochemically injure because lift naturally flood given a sulky ladybug. depressed, obsequious cross

  10. Rich Willis
    Rich Willis
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Haha. Bill heard about the coach and just ran with it.

  11. Rock
    Rock
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    Who's here while trying to avoid bill burrs shitty fucking midwit content??

  12. Chuck Graham
    Chuck Graham
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Victim of the intellect I was blessed with. Hahaha.

  13. PowWowChicken
    PowWowChicken
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I bet old Freckles wears his double masks🙄

    1. Wallace Thigpin
      Wallace Thigpin
      2 ամիս առաջ

      And ya should. Come to my ER and it will shut you right up. You'll wish you were wearing 6 mask. Fool!

  14. Nathan van der Bij
    Nathan van der Bij
    3 ամիս առաջ

    1:46:56

  15. Travis Hawkins
    Travis Hawkins
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Btw i love your show. Keep up the laughs brother

  16. Tom Roger Edvardsen
    Tom Roger Edvardsen
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    There is no wagegap in the same job, Bill. That is false, and also not legal. It is all about general numbers across the board, because women choose different than men do. Anyways, great episode. I was so tired, I drfted off, and then I dreamed that I was talking to you :-)

  17. Turismo 'KingOfTheScreen' Shepard
    Turismo 'KingOfTheScreen' Shepard
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    2:16 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  18. Ben Herbert
    Ben Herbert
    4 ամիս առաջ

    The obtainable dugout hemperly correct because baseball firstly tie minus a ablaze prose. elfin, optimal organisation

  19. Tury B. Good III
    Tury B. Good III
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I hope Joe De Roooooooosa is responsible with his alcohol intake. I'm an Alcoholic for real... with papers. The real deal. It sucks, I miss it. I don't miss being broke and fucked up. If Joe's passing out on his porch cause He's hammered that sucks. I don't wanna hear De Rosa the teen sensation was injured or even worse. That dude is lucky Bill Burr cares a bout Him.

  20. John MartinII
    John MartinII
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Anyone else still have a laser disc player? I’m the only guy I know that does still lol

  21. Basketball Coaches Network
    Basketball Coaches Network
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I can't see the dates for the tour :(

  22. Umar Saeed
    Umar Saeed
    5 ամիս առաջ

    That's why I love bill burr

  23. John Hampton
    John Hampton
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Drugs aside, it sounds like Bill doesn't realize there are actually poor people in the world. Yeah Bill, sometimes we look grungy and tired, because we actually work our ass off during the day. Surprise surprise!

    1. J Hernandez
      J Hernandez
      2 ամիս առաջ

      Heh, very true. Ol' Billy Blue Blood can get a little out of touch when it comes to talking about the working class.

  24. Jonny D
    Jonny D
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I discovered that redbone was one of the only if not, the only, native american discoesque band Thanks bill, your a piece of shit and so i am i, lets all kill ourselves and fuck our relatives? or somthing else that triggers people, but i think that may suffice.

  25. jeffrey pearce
    jeffrey pearce
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Bro when he said if you have a side piece do you forget how to explain the triangle offense I had an out of body experience I laughed so hard

  26. Charles Graffam
    Charles Graffam
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    I wish Themeles would put Burrs guests in the title. Maybe gain some more traction on the episodes

  27. Mason Kane
    Mason Kane
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Ol Nate Craig sounds like a Midwestern Joe DeRosa.

  28. R MAC
    R MAC
    10 ամիս առաջ

    I hate chicken ala king.

  29. Viola Tremaine
    Viola Tremaine
    11 ամիս առաջ

    02:08:40 02:15:09 06:27

  30. Dave Milton
    Dave Milton
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    Volume warning in the second half. a bit kicks in where he puts the mic on his mouth and its earpiercing. its somewhere after 1hr30. keep your volume low on headphones

  31. Robert Dore
    Robert Dore
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    1.25.00 in all fairness Bill, you have absolutely no business at a Bills game wearing a Patriots hat; what were you thinking??? Whilst at the Raiders v Lions game last year I met a group of Canadians on the BART train, who are niners fans, but freely admitted to having have a dozen shirts from different franchises….WTF? Pick a street....

  32. Carr Rexx
    Carr Rexx
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    I'm the only guy I know who's junk looks like a baby giraffe.

    1. Carr Rexx
      Carr Rexx
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      @Jeff Baker I knew a baker named Jeff. He use to eat my jelly roll.

    2. Jeff Baker
      Jeff Baker
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      Maybe get that checked out.

  33. Carr Rexx
    Carr Rexx
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    I have a side piece. It's awkward when I pee.

  34. JD Racing 84
    JD Racing 84
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    2:29:52- Highly motivated INDEPENDENT woman who wants the other person to buy dinner? Sounds VERY Independent to me... Whoever that woman is, she's a total bullshit artist because that shit don't add up.

  35. TV HEAD DUDE
    TV HEAD DUDE
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    OMG.....OMG......NATE CRAIG IS NOT FUNNY DUDE!!!! THis made me so mad. I was cringing at almost everything the dude was doing on this podcast. It was like he was trying to be as funny as bill or out do his joke. Its just cringy. Fuck this dude. I hate people like him.

  36. Carr Rexx
    Carr Rexx
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    I'm the only guy I ever met that met someone just like me.

  37. Carr Rexx
    Carr Rexx
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    Bill Rosemary Butter Bath Balls Burr

  38. DONTSHOOTIMFRI3NDLY
    DONTSHOOTIMFRI3NDLY
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    His bits where he has to shout out his sponsors is funnier than other comics actual set.

  39. Cranberry Ripper
    Cranberry Ripper
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    “Free ice” lmao

  40. Carr Rexx
    Carr Rexx
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    30:00 quote of the pod, "They got ice 14 months of the year."....wtf? 😨

  41. Mad Mike
    Mad Mike
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    I lost it when he said, "A full head of jet black Transylvanian hair."

  42. Kewl Story
    Kewl Story
    2 տարի առաջ

    13:20

  43. HardcoreSince84 Edition
    HardcoreSince84 Edition
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    Rain coat lol. Try watching a football game in Saskatchewan 20 below zero.

  44. highlandritz
    highlandritz
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    *Southern drawl*"I'm the only guy I ever met with a Pantera bathrobe!" 😂 13:20

  45. Stan Mann
    Stan Mann
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    Bite Santa Clause. BQ

  46. Stan Mann
    Stan Mann
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    Word of warning. Joe Rogan put butt plug hair in his head. He might not be the best at advice.

  47. Stan Mann
    Stan Mann
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    Going bald must be a mother. A mid life crisis event.

  48. Stan Mann
    Stan Mann
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    Really hard to get Aids unless you use needles or anal sex. Still true.

    1. Stan Mann
      Stan Mann
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      Did Magic's wife get Aids? Magic has a homosexual kid.

  49. Nater K
    Nater K
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    1:46:57 Jumpscare Warning

  50. Sjin
    Sjin
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    Joe rogan is as funny as a glass of orange juice.

    1. jeffrey pearce
      jeffrey pearce
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      Haha I mean that’s kinda funny

  51. ninjalo818
    ninjalo818
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    When does the Patrice O'Neal benefit information go out I would like to plan to make it this year

    1. Raymond Rosario
      Raymond Rosario
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      @Gauud ⁿ 90mins

    2. StatPlayer2301
      StatPlayer2301
      2 ամիս առաջ

      Dydyfdfd

    3. StatPlayer2301
      StatPlayer2301
      2 ամիս առաջ

      Hhhhhh I have the 6 ;;66;;;6;6

    4. StatPlayer2301
      StatPlayer2301
      2 ամիս առաջ

      Tyyty

    5. StatPlayer2301
      StatPlayer2301
      2 ամիս առաջ

      @Gauud tyytytytyttttyttttttttttttttttytttttttttttyty

  52. Sasan Sasani
    Sasan Sasani
    2 տարի առաջ

    per-cent means per-100, which means the highest you can go is 100. 200% , 400% , 900% are meaningless mathematically because their numbers are higher than 100.

  53. macewindex
    macewindex
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    Get some reading glasses! As a bonus, you'll look wicked smaht.

  54. blue_hami
    blue_hami
    2 տարի առաջ

    Congrats Red Sox ⚾ 2018 World Champs

  55. Unwanted Person
    Unwanted Person
    2 տարի առաջ

    IM THE ANGRIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

  56. Topper
    Topper
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    This is very acetate

  57. God Melanin
    God Melanin
    2 տարի առաջ

    Lightnin' Hopkins?!?...Okay Billy

  58. Ann Marie
    Ann Marie
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    Bill Burr #metoo woke all the way back in 2010. * BOOM* drops the mic 2:42:35

  59. Personal E-mail
    Personal E-mail
    2 տարի առաջ

    2 hour power nap. LOL

  60. Ann Marie
    Ann Marie
    2 տարի առաջ

    What does it say about me that I wish I had a cubicle? 😢

  61. sam mayne
    sam mayne
    2 տարի առաջ

    Ahh... I remember when I was a cubical cunt

  62. Jeffrey Strader Jr
    Jeffrey Strader Jr
    2 տարի առաջ

    I'm the only guy I ever met!

  63. M L
    M L
    2 տարի առաջ

    30,261st!!!11

  64. mikeb2720
    mikeb2720
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    No such country as Czechoslovakia and hasn't been for many many years.

  65. Jake Phipps
    Jake Phipps
    2 տարի առաջ

    Good job Bill not only to bring up rogan, but not use his example of that "stupid smile in the back of his head". The joke was like taking a neighborhood of healthy people.. and moving them to a place where everyone is dying. Lmao. Anywhos I'm probably typing this to nobody anyways so.. I'm probably the only guy I'd ever met that'd say that lol

  66. Linwood Noble
    Linwood Noble
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    BILL I think you should lead the "NOT YOU 2 movement" that way when you see some burrito eating blogger going off about the many genders that are out there you can say OH MAN "NOT U 2"!!! linwoodnoble.com/

  67. Patrick Walsh
    Patrick Walsh
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    The guest is a comic? He seems like a boring person

  68. Chewy
    Chewy
    2 տարի առաջ

    I’m the only guy I ever met that made drumsticks out of a platypus

  69. Frank Murphy Burr
    Frank Murphy Burr
    2 տարի առաջ

    You're 50 now Billy boy time for your prostate exam soon lol

  70. Christina Keck
    Christina Keck
    2 տարի առաջ

    Bill burr I think your hilarious i love listening to you def. Top of my list

  71. Clyde Wood
    Clyde Wood
    2 տարի առաջ

    Broadcasting far and wide across americas cubicle farmland!

  72. Christy A.
    Christy A.
    2 տարի առաջ

    Just left your live podcast in Phx!!! You were f*ckin' awesome!! My husband and I laughed our asses off! 💖💖💖

  73. Taylor Reptar
    Taylor Reptar
    2 տարի առաջ

    > “So the patriots won, and the losing team can’t take the backlash! They should grow a pair. They sure can dish it when they win, but they can’t take it when they lose! But yeah, so I was watching Jersey Shore, and that Snooky! She’s got big tits that take up most her body, and she did a cartwheel and they had to pixelate her pussy lips hanging out of her thong and that’s why she’ll never get married! But she does a great backflip, weebles wobbles and they don’t fall down I guess... Anyways.. so yeah, the Patriots won.” - 284k Subscribers everyone. Nice podcast Mr. Billy Bald Nuts 🤣

  74. Scott D
    Scott D
    2 տարի առաջ

    I grew up in Saskatoon ya fucking ginger. Listening to your comedy and podcasts lifted me up at the lowest point in my life and I've been an avid fan of yours ever since. You made me realize I wasn't the only one who thought the way I did, but didn't act out the impulse, like driving on the sidewalk....hehehe Your Philly 20 minutes of heckling hecklers is comedy gold.

  75. Lawson One
    Lawson One
    2 տարի առաջ

    No offense, but I hate when he has a guest; i'd rather hear him ramble about BS

  76. Joshua Frederick
    Joshua Frederick
    2 տարի առաջ

    Fuck Wisconsin

  77. Joshua Frederick
    Joshua Frederick
    2 տարի առաջ

    Fuck Nate

  78. rjrseymour
    rjrseymour
    2 տարի առաջ

    I keep comong back every pod cast and leave disappointed. Cant stand what you talk about now

  79. Geff Stiubhairt
    Geff Stiubhairt
    2 տարի առաջ

    Po' Lightnin' gon' start shootin' again

  80. Jacob G
    Jacob G
    2 տարի առաջ

    @17:00 Jennifer Connelly

  81. entertained
    entertained
    2 տարի առաջ

    57:30 ha, whenever i hear meundies i think miyagi. then burr brings up miyagi?! fuck, where the fuck is my tin foil hat....

  82. Art Vandelay
    Art Vandelay
    2 տարի առաջ

    Ol' Billy ear rape

  83. Nine Lives Production
    Nine Lives Production
    2 տարի առաջ

    Bill you’re right, Roller Hockey is so much faster than ice.

  84. Rueben Castro
    Rueben Castro
    2 տարի առաջ

    When is Bill gonna change his podcast name??

  85. BlueSquirrel
    BlueSquirrel
    2 տարի առաջ

    Kneeslappers...LOL

  86. BlueSquirrel
    BlueSquirrel
    2 տարի առաջ

    Oh, and those MeUndies are the bomb (no pun intended [in light of the recent headlines])

  87. Tyler Durden
    Tyler Durden
    2 տարի առաջ

    Eat more carrots bro! 👀 Go fuck yourself from Montana. Love the podcast you the best!! #F4Fam!

  88. Wild Rover
    Wild Rover
    2 տարի առաջ

    Hey Billy Big Cones! How bout that F Is For Family Season 2 on DVD, huh??? Christmas is coming!!! Let's gooooooo!!!!

  89. Johntomlawer
    Johntomlawer
    2 տարի առաջ

    45:05 Czechoslovakia doesn’t exist since 1993, please people, get this down, it´s the middle of Europe. Cheers!

    1. Bane
      Bane
      2 տարի առաջ

      I wonder how Burr feels about doing his research before saying shit. 🤔

  90. Patrick Scott
    Patrick Scott
    2 տարի առաջ

    Does Bill not realize that there's like an extra 2 hours after he finishes the Thursday afternoon podcast?

    1. BlueSquirrel
      BlueSquirrel
      2 տարի առաջ

      Yeah, he knows

  91. Big.O Broadcasting
    Big.O Broadcasting
    2 տարի առաջ

    jesus is black though revlation 1:12 fucking says it clear i mean yall gonna see the truth come 2019 some shit going down according to the book of Deuteronomy .

  92. Trey Roberson
    Trey Roberson
    2 տարի առաջ

    I feel like Bill thinks everyone works in a cubical. Like who actually is listening to this in a cubical?

  93. Big.O Broadcasting
    Big.O Broadcasting
    2 տարի առաջ

    skip the first 59min unless you like that stuff for me it was pointless it got good when he started talkking about the bathroom thing and beyond .

  94. Justin D
    Justin D
    2 տարի առաջ

    Roller hockey IS much slower than ice hockey

  95. B Do
    B Do
    2 տարի առաջ

    Mr Billy bald head red pubes you don't know much about Ty Cobb you should probably look it up all the stories are fake his autobiographer got mad at him right before he died. Ty Cobb wrote The National Baseball League and said that we should not have spikes on our cleats cuz it can injure players.

    1. palmkelly
      palmkelly
      2 տարի առաջ

      Ty Cobb disowned his son when his son went to med school instead of becoming a baseball player . Ty Cobb did not even go to his son's funeral . Yeah , he was a real sweet heart !

    2. B Do
      B Do
      2 տարի առաջ

      And furthermore he's not racist you should really look up Ty Cobb it'll blow your mind

  96. bernard wallace
    bernard wallace
    2 տարի առաջ

    "Im the only guy i ever met with a pantera bathrobe" *hilarious!!!*

    1. Robert Dore
      Robert Dore
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      How many guys do you meet in their bathrobes?

    2. Petar Jovanovic
      Petar Jovanovic
      2 տարի առաջ

      I want one!

  97. Sunit Singh
    Sunit Singh
    2 տարի առաջ

    Looking forward for the movie THE FRONT RUNNER

  98. WT MFD
    WT MFD
    2 տարի առաջ

    Hi from my cubicle

  99. Captain Crayzay
    Captain Crayzay
    2 տարի առաջ

    I'm the only guy I've ever met that listens to bill burr podcast.

  100. bob cabot
    bob cabot
    2 տարի առաջ

    the american "Doppelmoral" is so fucking obvious, you r so fucking extrovert to the point that you really have to believe in that religious shit the liars tell you to shut up and go to work everyday to function in capitalism, that would never work in europe! ..and would you really forgive if it was your father just for your team to win? ooooo billy boy...