What Men Are Really Thinking About. Steve Geyer - Full Special

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What men are really thinking about according to Steve Geyer might be the most boring thing of all, because men have the ability to think about absolutely nothing. Whether you're a man who is capable of thinking nothing or a woman who has a mind that goes a million miles a minute you're sure to enjoy this Full Dry Bar Comedy special from Steve Geyer.
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  1. Plaeeg
    2 ժամ առաջ

    Russell Peters is gonna be pissed if he saw this.

  2. 2nd account
    2nd account
    12 ժամ առաջ

    Me: *watching at the celling like a movie* My wife: *He is probably thinking of cheating and leaving me* What I was actually thinking : "cAn mEn gEt pReGnAnT?"

  3. Vidushi Gupta
    Vidushi Gupta
    17 ժամ առաջ

    Not all women throw a ball like that. -_-

  4. Dilma Arora
    Dilma Arora
    17 ժամ առաջ

    🤣🤣🤣classic answer from a man "nothing"

  5. D. Mills
    D. Mills
    Օր առաջ

    “Sweetheart”. So condescending.

  6. Yael Baz
    Yael Baz
    Օր առաջ

    Idk I zone out and think of nothing frequently, it’s not just guys. Kinda funny though

  7. Kelsey Stockton
    Kelsey Stockton
    Օր առաջ

    You just helped me understand my boyfriend, thank you! 😂

  8. Just A. Name
    Just A. Name
    2 օր առաջ

    Nothing..... Who you're thinking of? -.-

  9. Cole Murphy
    Cole Murphy
    2 օր առաջ

    He kind of reminds me of Bill Engvall a little bit

  10. Mike Labor
    Mike Labor
    2 օր առաջ

    Good post!

  11. Ty H
    Ty H
    4 օր առաջ

    women are so hard to understand i mean i understand how they are just notwhy they choose to be unhappy. they complain their guy alwayswants sex all the time. he obviously thinks your attractive and wants to be with you all the time and you tell him hes bad. he commited his life to you and you push him away

  12. Heather Wade
    Heather Wade
    4 օր առաջ

    And they run the world, yikes

  13. Ridzy Ridz
    Ridzy Ridz
    5 օր առաջ

    I've only seen this guy or Ryan Reynolds having both high witted humour in everything they say and their facial expressions like so on point 😎👌🏻

  14. CITH
    8 օր առաջ

    What has our culture become with using phones on a toilet. Well.... you don't wanna know where Im watching you 😉

  15. Strawberri
    8 օր առաջ

    Yeah, dude, conflict is really fun!

  16. Tyrone Mathew
    Tyrone Mathew
    9 օր առաջ

    He looks better as a Pastor

  17. M e
    M e
    9 օր առաջ


  18. jiszmo
    9 օր առաջ

    Women can't handle the truth about what we may be thinking. The same is true if they ask you to tell your fantasies. (Lie LMAO) Or if they wanna watch erotic videos with you. We do not have the same thing in mind, I guarantee.

  19. Myra Borisute
    Myra Borisute
    9 օր առաջ

    Y'know y"know Y'know - somebody here has serious verbal tic

  20. Chase Randazzo
    Chase Randazzo
    10 օր առաջ


  21. Pole oluline
    Pole oluline
    11 օր առաջ

    How your doing? Great. Of curse i will say great. If i say not going well. Then be a question. How so ? Like seriously this is the worst question you can ask from someone. Never mind that when you ask the question your self then you think in your head please say great as then i dont need to ask you why so and hear you sob about it for hours

  22. Avolo Services
    Avolo Services
    11 օր առաջ

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  23. Favorite Stark
    Favorite Stark
    11 օր առաջ

    This was definitely my husband and his parents fighting in the parking lot while they pretended to be cute little church goers awesome

  24. Phanuell Demarre
    Phanuell Demarre
    11 օր առաջ

    I got to see him at Kamp Kulaqua (Christian summer camp in high springs fla) in either 94 or 95 I think.....and I took a picture with him and we had the same godaweful haircut lol

  25. Jere Lull
    Jere Lull
    13 օր առաջ

    When I'm driving, I'm not thinking of ANYthing. After 20 years, my gorgeous girl has sorta learned that. She STILL doesn't believe me, though.

  26. L Flame
    L Flame
    13 օր առաջ

    Sometimes "nothing" means your so focused in doing something you litterly don't think but just do what ever your doing

  27. winsow tosigh
    winsow tosigh
    13 օր առաջ

    The four frail passbook serendipitously hum because friend behaviourally blind amongst a understood cotton. sassy, crazy leo

  28. Josiah Bower
    Josiah Bower
    14 օր առաջ

    I can't believe I just found this guy now. He's amazing.

  29. CedricsMom
    14 օր առաջ

    This guy has GOT to be a pastor.

  30. Aaron Meighoo
    Aaron Meighoo
    14 օր առաջ

    So, don't get married. Got it xD

  31. We Vibin
    We Vibin
    15 օր առաջ

    Why does his voice sound like the guy from "BRIGHT SIDE"?

  32. Kitsune Fyora
    Kitsune Fyora
    15 օր առաջ

    "men think of nothing" Really??? Unbelievable. _Stares at a paper and thinks of nothing for 5 hours straight_

  33. Blanche Diblasio
    Blanche Diblasio
    15 օր առաջ

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  34. Peter Garcia
    Peter Garcia
    15 օր առաջ

    If it snaps back it is a pair....😆😆😆😆

  35. Peter Garcia
    Peter Garcia
    15 օր առաջ

    Some people have this assumption that if you go to church you become bounded like the priest😆😆😆.

  36. Davis T.
    Davis T.
    16 օր առաջ

    “Well then ONE of you is unnnecessary” 😄😄😄🤣

  37. Mango
    16 օր առաջ

    it's the opposite with me, guys ask me what I'm thinking even insist I'm thinking about something and I'm NOT thinking about a thing. It's so weird.

  38. Koroglu Rustem
    Koroglu Rustem
    17 օր առաջ

    Don't tear the tags, you might wanna sell them later 🤣🤣

  39. Eric Higgins
    Eric Higgins
    17 օր առաջ

    For real i literally will be thinking nothing and she swear something on my mind🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

  40. Mason Kungle
    Mason Kungle
    17 օր առաջ

    He blew the timing on "it's you..." That was really funny, but I think it needed more lead up. Otherwise it was great.

  41. Corey Seigworth
    Corey Seigworth
    18 օր առաջ

    Beautiful 10/14... thats the day we got married lol going on 4 years!

  42. Blanche Diblasio
    Blanche Diblasio
    19 օր առաջ

    The cool cloth namely pat because canvas byerly live next a dizzy plate. modern, tenuous clipper

  43. Maureen Tjin-A-Joe
    Maureen Tjin-A-Joe
    19 օր առաջ

    Never heard of beanie babies before. His set was good though, very enjoyable.

  44. Blanche Diblasio
    Blanche Diblasio
    19 օր առաջ

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  45. MSB Aromatherapy
    MSB Aromatherapy
    20 օր առաջ

    Men are God’s Gift!

  46. MSB Aromatherapy
    MSB Aromatherapy
    20 օր առաջ

    Too funny

  47. MSB Aromatherapy
    MSB Aromatherapy
    20 օր առաջ

    This guy is for real!!!

  48. Cristatus
    20 օր առաջ

    "Why he is in the mood??" "Cuz u r in the room with him" 😂😂😂😂

  49. Tiny House Girl
    Tiny House Girl
    20 օր առաջ

    If men aren't thinking, then why aren't women running the world? It would be so easy.

  50. Linda Blue
    Linda Blue
    20 օր առաջ


  51. L.R.Track
    20 օր առաջ

    I'll never forget being stuck at a Canadian border crossing for hours while they tore our van apart looking for non-existent drugs when all we wanted was to go into Vancouver to get dinner and watch the sunset. We missed both and they got none of our American tourista dollars. Grrrrrrrrrrrr!

  52. d13s31fu3L
    21 օր առաջ

    Men and women think about the same things generally. The guy is makibg a jome but people here seem to take it seriously. How much of an uneducated boomer are you that you actually think men and women's brains are that different? The main difference is that men have been made aware that what they think about casually doesn't matter, while women seem to have been conditioned to think that the insipid garbage they think about means anything.

  53. Carlos Davis
    Carlos Davis
    21 օր առաջ

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  54. cofside mcdangle
    cofside mcdangle
    21 օր առաջ

    there goes the next .. so and so whoever plays the friend on such and such host of the nick at night children awards 2025

  55. MJorgy5
    22 օր առաջ

    The toilet brush reference is 🥇

  56. LEO M
    LEO M
    22 օր առաջ

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  57. Dominique Roy
    Dominique Roy
    23 օր առաջ

    ROTFLMAO, this guy is a riot

  58. mandlerparr1
    24 օր առաջ

    I have never asked my husband what he was thinking. It never even occurred to me to ask.

  59. Wandering Nature
    Wandering Nature
    24 օր առաջ

    Not so, I was married to a man that never wanted sex, it’s a complete miracle we had one daughter!

  60. Annlaug Maria Tolo
    Annlaug Maria Tolo
    24 օր առաջ

    Women want to be romanced...what BS. Not all of us. I don't. I like a straight forward approach! Haha! Makes me feel appreciated 😂

    25 օր առաջ

    Thanos, cable, sicario... Its that thanos make a show at dry comedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  62. Clever Rea
    Clever Rea
    25 օր առաջ

    It's impossible to think of nothing

  63. Firefly Inspiration
    Firefly Inspiration
    25 օր առաջ

    I loved beanie babies...

  64. You Are dumb
    You Are dumb
    25 օր առաջ

    No you go to church to worship god and fellowship with others about god. If you are only going to church when/because you are having problems you are doing it for the complete wrong reasons

  65. Liam Spide
    Liam Spide
    25 օր առաջ

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  66. BigMo
    26 օր առաջ

    He’s stolen some of his material from Mark Gungor.

  67. leaveacommentinSTFU
    26 օր առաջ

    Trick question! Men don't think.

  68. Muirne Locke
    Muirne Locke
    26 օր առաջ

    I've made the realisation that I'm a man 🤣🤣🤣

  69. ghost hound
    ghost hound
    26 օր առաջ

    Kill the customs agent. Kill the customs agent. 😂😂😂😂😂

  70. J Stenberg
    J Stenberg
    26 օր առաջ

    How is Dry Bar even allowed anymore. The left hasn't gotten to them yet I guess. Cancel culture does NOT allow humor.

  71. chachel
    26 օր առաջ

    Yeah a magazine, okay mate 😉😂😂

  72. Global Vision
    Global Vision
    27 օր առաջ

    Where is the super like button? This guy is hilarious.

  73. Noel Farris
    Noel Farris
    27 օր առաջ

    i just dont wear underwear

  74. Ethan STORMY
    Ethan STORMY
    27 օր առաջ

    That audience was horrible.

  75. Me
    27 օր առաջ

    “Well then one of you is unnecessary. That’s kind of borderline narcissism marrying yourself.” 😂💀😂💀

  76. Skip Geel
    Skip Geel
    27 օր առաջ

    Haven't you ever heard of "be in the moment"? That is also called "Zen", and it is a state of experiencing life as it is, rather than trying to bend the world to your will. Some women don't appear to be able to shut off the voices in their heads without scented candles and a bubble bath. That's okay, but don't blame men.

  77. Christian Grey
    Christian Grey
    28 օր առաջ

    Woman thinking: He's staring at the bedroom ceiling. He must be thinking about his cheating and about me getting fat. He must be thinking i look like my mom already!!! Men: How the f€£k did that fly land upside down??

    1. Rebekah Pavlova
      Rebekah Pavlova
      7 օր առաջ

      that's actually a good question!

    2. owl3764
      11 օր առաջ

      Oh, Christian... I had one of those. Sad but true. I hope it's not gender wide, that is a crushing thought.

    3. Kitsune Fyora
      Kitsune Fyora
      15 օր առաջ

      This is seriously the best comment on this video 😂

  78. Max Powers
    Max Powers
    28 օր առաջ

    "What men are really thinking" This video is 23 minutes too long.

  79. AriannaAyers
    28 օր առաջ

    Stereotypical, and cliche comedy. Women can be aroused all the time, with vacuous, absent thoughts, and men can have low libido, sadly it's a fact that affects youth now more than ever.

  80. M P
    M P
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  81. Michael Beerwa
    Michael Beerwa
    28 օր առաջ

    October 14 is my birthday and his wedding anniversary lol😁😁😁✌

    1. Insert Name Here
      Insert Name Here
      24 օր առաջ

      That's my sister's bday; and me and my boyfriend's anniversary too❤❤

  82. The Grace Ministries
    The Grace Ministries
    28 օր առաջ

    Kinda like a Matthew maconehey voice

  83. SarineLewis
    29 օր առաջ

    This guy is hilarious!!

  84. Zack Tankesly
    Zack Tankesly
    29 օր առաջ

    Marriage sounds like it really sucks the majority of the time

  85. Lashes&Lipgloss !!
    Lashes&Lipgloss !!
    29 օր առաջ

    43 years! How old is he?!

  86. Niels Raider
    Niels Raider
    29 օր առաջ

    Don't lite your own candle, lite hers and say hé you lit your candle let me lite mine real quick!

  87. Andi Bad
    Andi Bad
    29 օր առաջ

    He sure is handsome, though.

  88. Andi Bad
    Andi Bad
    29 օր առաջ

    OMG, LOL. The toilet brush. Lolllzzzzz

  89. Schiller Shonta
    Schiller Shonta
    29 օր առաջ

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  90. Jonathan Mottern
    Jonathan Mottern
    29 օր առաջ

    My wife's gas smells so bad it should be a chemical weapon used in war.

    1. GodHealsBrokenMarriages
      3 օր առաջ

      Funny but she needs to look into food sensitivities. That’s not normal!

    2. lulu in hollywood
      lulu in hollywood
      9 օր առաջ

      Yeah I know this isn’t cool for a AMget comment, but you should actually care about that. Healthy people don’t have super smelly farts on the regular, so from a health standpoint I hope you guys figure it out LOL

    3. David Roberts
      David Roberts
      9 օր առաջ

      Same here

    4. gunniquickservice
      17 օր առաջ

      Change her food. Look for FODMAP there are oligofructoses which gases to a very odd non regular farty smell.

    5. Jodi Davis
      Jodi Davis
      17 օր առաջ


  91. Deneb Edwards
    Deneb Edwards
    29 օր առաջ

    Look up a tail of two brains by Marc Grainger. He explains this really well and it's really funny.

  92. Bl Lover
    Bl Lover
    29 օր առաջ

    I literally read Steve Gayer I was like😏😏😏😏

  93. Nightelf Mohawk
    Nightelf Mohawk
    29 օր առաջ

    He was kinda funny until he called church people liars, when I say I'm doin good I mean it, if people at your church are lieing to you then find a different church

    1. Edward Paulsen
      Edward Paulsen
      28 օր առաջ

      Heh, categorically impossible...

  94. Dawn Mic. Herring
    Dawn Mic. Herring
    Ամիս առաջ

    Okay. This one's my favorite. The end though. 🤣 HA. Little thoughts wanting to come out but I know it's not a good time but still just wanna give those little thoughts a voice! And the very end. 😂🤣😂🤣 WOW. HAHA "Don't take the tags off you might wanna sell them later." Favorite dry comedy special ever! Thanks man!

  95. Nicca Smith
    Nicca Smith
    Ամիս առաջ

    "you might wanna sell 'em later." PFT

  96. Jack Anderson
    Jack Anderson
    Ամիս առաջ

    You beta male!!

  97. Evy Walker
    Evy Walker
    Ամիս առաջ

    Why are his eyes Ryan Reynolds

  98. dfgh xcvb
    dfgh xcvb
    Ամիս առաջ

    The smoggy clarinet historically shade because hexagon relatively fasten from a adaptable driver. enchanting, cute hedge

  99. TakeTheRedOne1st
    Ամիս առաջ

    This guy is hands down one of my top 5 all-time favorite comedians! 👏🤣 I can’t believe I’ve never seen his work before, he is completely outstanding!

  100. Elemaniel Pagan
    Elemaniel Pagan
    Ամիս առաջ

    "Oh that's right cell phones"