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Black · Daniel Tosh

People Pleaser

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  1. Ty Mcnary
    Ty Mcnary
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Wow that bat eating bit aged like milk

  2. Lost In Soho
    Lost In Soho
    7 ամիս առաջ

    "I'm looking at women who aren't laughing......" brilliant analysis

  3. Angelo Gleason
    Angelo Gleason
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Relevant to 2020

  4. Bryan James Dawson
    Bryan James Dawson
    8 ամիս առաջ

    I love that the cover is his shit-eating grin it makes everything better

  5. Bryan James Dawson
    Bryan James Dawson
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Daniel is a severely underrated comedian. He’s one of the rare few who are still active today who aren’t afraid to make a non-PC joke, and it works everytime 😂

  6. Ambure Leavitt
    Ambure Leavitt
    8 ամիս առաջ

    one of da originals and best at least I can do a pull up lol

  7. DiZZLE D
    DiZZLE D
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Today is 10-9-2020 you got your wish pimp! The world has ended.

  8. Sean Gordon
    Sean Gordon
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Lmao "I don't make good decisions, I die day one. "

  9. Mr Stagger Lee
    Mr Stagger Lee
    9 ամիս առաջ

    I am starting to think the title People Pleaser is misleading

  10. Xavier Bradley
    Xavier Bradley
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Going up there to eat bat

  11. D-Pup Pup
    D-Pup Pup
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Da bess

  12. C SADA is Helicop Ahke
    C SADA is Helicop Ahke
    9 ամիս առաջ

    😂😂😂😂 nooo filter

  13. Dalton Robert Pepple
    Dalton Robert Pepple
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Watching bear while snacking while I'm listen and snacking

  14. Barney Black
    Barney Black
    9 ամիս առաջ

    The beginning to this video is real this year in 2020 hahah

  15. Dennis Giles jnr
    Dennis Giles jnr
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Brilliant. Fast. Brutal.

  16. Hardeep Sidhu
    Hardeep Sidhu
    9 ամիս առաջ

    i really his comedy but why did he have to say "black" homeless guy

  17. Stacy Brownlee
    Stacy Brownlee
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Gimme shit NOW, NWO!!!!!!! ♥️😍♥️

  18. SWIM A.D.
    SWIM A.D.
    9 ամիս առաջ

    If you think I'm giving out 20s...

  19. Yair Val
    Yair Val
    9 ամիս առաջ

    shit g unit

  20. Tarik Warren
    Tarik Warren
    9 ամիս առաջ

    THEEEE BESSSST!!!!

  21. Youpooper
    Youpooper
    10 ամիս առաջ

    6:12 He sounds like Mr. Garrison from South Park

    1. Bryan James Dawson
      Bryan James Dawson
      8 ամիս առաջ

      ......oh my god 😳

  22. jenny martinez
    jenny martinez
    10 ամիս առաջ

    The 400 that don't like this are the snowflakes 😂😂😂😂😂 and will probably be slit when it's the end of the world😂😂😂

  23. Black GodKing
    Black GodKing
    10 ամիս առաջ

    Fucking hilarious!

  24. Monty Gates
    Monty Gates
    10 ամիս առաջ

    Hilarious

  25. C
    C
    10 ամիս առաջ

    Bitch

  26. Corvus Sheperd
    Corvus Sheperd
    10 ամիս առաջ

    We need a Bill Burr & Daniel Tosh comedy tour. Preferably along the West Coast and up to Seattle.

  27. Cadillac Deville
    Cadillac Deville
    10 ամիս առաջ

    Wtf? This dude is crazy

  28. YT Riggz
    YT Riggz
    10 ամիս առաջ

    Dude I love how he has ZERO filter

  29. Edgar Valencia
    Edgar Valencia
    10 ամիս առաջ

    The end🤣🤣 A**hole🤣😄

  30. ChampionMarauder
    ChampionMarauder
    10 ամիս առաջ

    The only reason I want to be immortal is I want to see the world end. I'd accept being frozen right before I die and then being unfrozen just in time to watch the shit hit the fan.

  31. A Watchman
    A Watchman
    11 ամիս առաջ

    Chances are you will see the end Dan.

  32. Grean Skull
    Grean Skull
    11 ամիս առաջ

    every time I leave, I take a big fuck you to the environment stack- *You're using way too many napkins!*

  33. Grean Skull
    Grean Skull
    11 ամիս առաջ

    *You're using way too many napkins* I had chewed-up dorito, from another man, on my face!

  34. The Washington Redskins
    The Washington Redskins
    11 ամիս առաջ

    Last time somebody caught a bat, the world shutdown for a year

  35. Simon James
    Simon James
    11 ամիս առաջ

    Tosh is an old saying in the UK for rubbish true fact

  36. R P
    R P
    11 ամիս առաջ

    Manu Ginobili got the fucking bat during a game, Go Spurs Go!

  37. FrancoWolfMurd
    FrancoWolfMurd
    11 ամիս առաջ

    I love his standup specifically because he believes in the same type of comedy as I do, either nothings off limits or everything is off limits, it is suppose to be funny and not taken too seriously

  38. David Kim
    David Kim
    Տարի առաջ

    Daniel Tosh (2016) "Don't eat bat"

  39. Chandler Wells
    Chandler Wells
    Տարի առաջ

    Tosh calling bats AIDS rats is oddly spot on for 2020

    1. Aaron Gonzalez
      Aaron Gonzalez
      10 ամիս առաջ

      💯💀

  40. Cregan Stark
    Cregan Stark
    Տարի առաջ

    Lol

  41. Lost In Soho
    Lost In Soho
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    "There is a reason you're here alone. Your shoulders are gross and nobody likes you!" Lol

  42. lizardmandx
    lizardmandx
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    I grab a 'fuck the environment' stack of napkins

  43. craigster0861
    craigster0861
    Տարի առաջ

    Love to find the truck driver and hear his side

  44. GRiN2V1C6
    GRiN2V1C6
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    I'm from the future... DON'T EAT THE BAT!!!!

  45. danny cunil
    danny cunil
    Տարի առաջ

    CATCH A BAT. .-. welp we all know the man who started it.

  46. L
    L
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    Funny he should talk about the end of the world and eating bats in the same segment; it's almost like he knew. He's wrong about one thing, though -- Bear Grills is definitely for women. Straight/bi/pan women. And bi/pan men. Throw NBs in there, too. Seriously, the writers were fantastic at finding new and creative ways to get Bear Grills naked.

  47. Marek!
    Marek!
    Տարի առաջ

    I have never laughed so consistently during a special.

  48. Ignacio Daniel Carrion
    Ignacio Daniel Carrion
    Տարի առաջ

    This hasn't age well

  49. Roo Hamm
    Roo Hamm
    Տարի առաջ

    Your about to get your wish Tosh...

  50. Jaguar Rose
    Jaguar Rose
    Տարի առաջ

    🤣🤣🤣

  51. Yatyas68Whiskey
    Yatyas68Whiskey
    Տարի առաջ

    "Calm down, my planes a little different!" LMAO

    1. jenny martinez
      jenny martinez
      10 ամիս առաջ

      😂😂😂😂😂

  52. Timber Incorporated
    Timber Incorporated
    Տարի առաջ

    Funny, the world is ending because some fucker ate a bat The prophecy is true

  53. Joseph Lopez
    Joseph Lopez
    Տարի առաջ

    yeah update, do not bear Grylls a bat

  54. Richard Donnelly
    Richard Donnelly
    Տարի առաջ

    That’s why you have work on Saturday you piece of shit!!! 😂😂😂

  55. Entertaining Chats
    Entertaining Chats
    Տարի առաջ

    I didn’t think the bat eating joke would become a serious thing but here we are

  56. Jay
    Jay
    Տարի առաջ

    Theory; China love Tosh, Tosh loves bat eaters. Corona takes over our lives.

  57. Amanda McGrath
    Amanda McGrath
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    Daniel Tosh was predicting the future. Don't eat a bat!

  58. Daddy Bad Stuff
    Daddy Bad Stuff
    Տարի առաջ

    He's so good at reminding everyone what an asshole he is mid - joke.

  59. wickedpissa25
    wickedpissa25
    Տարի առաջ

    1:39 - Patient Zero!

  60. Just Passing Through
    Just Passing Through
    Տարի առաջ

    1:30 I hear China has been making some very exciting scientific breakthroughs

  61. Frank Maitland
    Frank Maitland
    Տարի առաջ

    Bear Grills ate that Bat.

  62. Weasel Pop
    Weasel Pop
    Տարի առաջ

    OMG you gave them ideas

  63. Tyler Spear
    Tyler Spear
    Տարի առաջ

    Daniel tosh caused coronavirus

  64. I'm Just Saiyan
    I'm Just Saiyan
    Տարի առաջ

    I was the other driver. Can confirm, I just wanted an autograph though.

  65. Kelly T
    Kelly T
    Տարի առաջ

    Best ab workout I've had in a while

  66. Vick Cruz
    Vick Cruz
    Տարի առաջ

    What were the odds

  67. Sonny Crockett
    Sonny Crockett
    Տարի առաջ

    I forgot he existed until this showed up in my list. He probably voted for Hillary.

  68. Ancient Of Days
    Ancient Of Days
    Տարի առաջ

    "I DIE HOUR ONE"...!...LOL..!

  69. Sara Libby
    Sara Libby
    Տարի առաջ

    Best delivery! One of the top 5 or 10 comedians! Smart, quick, boyish, funny, and adorable!

  70. Publik Enemi
    Publik Enemi
    Տարի առաջ

    Outstanding bit ..

  71. tyler sebastian
    tyler sebastian
    Տարի առաջ

    Lol 2020 hittin hard

  72. antmark100
    antmark100
    Տարի առաջ

    This sounds like he is talking about me> Ill fucck you up for type of driving

  73. Red Wolf
    Red Wolf
    Տարի առաջ

    So we know eating a bat is what started the end of the world. Maybe it might be the way to survive the apocalypse.

  74. James Ritch
    James Ritch
    Տարի առաջ

    Tosh stand up sucks ass.

  75. Bryce Goodall
    Bryce Goodall
    Տարի առաջ

    Listening to this in 2020. It did NOT age well.

  76. Edic Leyland
    Edic Leyland
    Տարի առաջ

    Lmaooo_🔫🔫 ,🥶🔫🙉🙉

  77. C G
    C G
    Տարի առաջ

    Anyone who does that windshield wiper BS deserves to have a broken bone.

  78. J P
    J P
    Տարի առաջ

    Agreed; this guy has a direct line to my funny bone

  79. Paul Medcalf
    Paul Medcalf
    Տարի առաջ

    End of the world into eating bats... this guy knew!!

    1. Nate
      Nate
      Տարի առաջ

      Bro that’s crazy haha

  80. James Cornwall
    James Cornwall
    Տարի առաջ

    And people thought only the chinese ate bats.

  81. c k
    c k
    Տարի առաջ

    What's up with tards that just quote a line and that's it. Actually heck that... The tards are the ones that thumb up that.

  82. Bruce Haggerty
    Bruce Haggerty
    Տարի առաջ

    Corona still whoopin’ us 04/06/2020

  83. bilal chahine
    bilal chahine
    Տարի առաջ

    April 3rd 2020: Note to self- d o n o t e a t a b a t

    1. Greg Monelle
      Greg Monelle
      Տարի առաջ

      unless youre from wuhan

  84. taLLdavid
    taLLdavid
    Տարի առաջ

    Flying aids rat hahaha!😭🤣😂

  85. A deep sea diver in doubt
    A deep sea diver in doubt
    Տարի առաջ

    I love jokes where airplanes are involved!

    1. David Lee Nelson
      David Lee Nelson
      10 ամիս առաջ

      @THIS IS #MAGA COUNTRY Though i don't condone this joke, its 10/10

    2. THIS IS #MAGA COUNTRY
      THIS IS #MAGA COUNTRY
      Տարի առաջ

      So does Pete Davidson's dad.

  86. ~𝓙𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓪 𝓞𝓹𝓪𝓵·
    ~𝓙𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓪 𝓞𝓹𝓪𝓵·
    Տարի առաջ

    That's not very nice -my 7 year old son 😆

  87. Death Reaper235
    Death Reaper235
    Տարի առաջ

    Lmao.

  88. James Kosusnik
    James Kosusnik
    Տարի առաջ

    Laughing about eating bat during the coronavirus in 2020 who could've predicted. LMAO

  89. OneHitWarrior1
    OneHitWarrior1
    Տարի առաջ

    Someone didnt google which bat was adible

  90. OneHitWarrior1
    OneHitWarrior1
    Տարի առաջ

    *You have to eat your bat to survive* ... Dont eat your bat, never eat bat

  91. OneHitWarrior1
    OneHitWarrior1
    Տարի առաջ

    Someone ate the bat with faint yellow diamond under the left eye

  92. Brian Estep
    Brian Estep
    Տարի առաջ

    Lmfao he's the best.

  93. Mr. NotSoCreative
    Mr. NotSoCreative
    Տարի առաջ

    Why is the title of this just “black” lmao

    1. THIS IS #MAGA COUNTRY
      THIS IS #MAGA COUNTRY
      Տարի առաջ

      Most of his tracks are colors. Try Cerulean.

  94. Nunyo Bisnus
    Nunyo Bisnus
    Տարի առաջ

    The bat joke is no longer funny

  95. Tk
    Tk
    Տարի առաջ

    Great comedian

  96. Brandon
    Brandon
    Տարի առաջ

    This aged well. Don't eat bat... damn coronavirus

    1. paintleg
      paintleg
      10 ամիս առաջ

      @Lost In Soho dont, you won't win

    2. Lost In Soho
      Lost In Soho
      Տարի առաջ

      Do you know how to catch a bat?

    3. r8rfan74
      r8rfan74
      Տարի առաջ

      Shaun OC iimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikiiiiiiiiikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikiiiiiiikiiiiii III iii IM iiiiiiiiikiiiikiiikI iiiiiii IM imiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikiiiiiiiimiimiiiiiiiiiiii I’m iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I’m iiiiiiiiiiikiiiiiii I’m imimimiiiiiiiiiiiiiikiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiIII

    4. Fellow Degenerate
      Fellow Degenerate
      Տարի առաջ

      now theres a race war all thru the states, the sun might just say fuck you, murder hornets

    5. Mark Sullivan
      Mark Sullivan
      Տարի առաջ

      Stevie Monroe is md I rrny

  97. David Clark
    David Clark
    Տարի առաջ

    That part with the homeless guy would have made a good addition to a bum fight video.

    1. THIS IS #MAGA COUNTRY
      THIS IS #MAGA COUNTRY
      Տարի առաջ

      Bum fight videos are not funny. You don't take advantage of the weak and defenseless.

  98. Joseph Wil
    Joseph Wil
    Տարի առաջ

    Awesome 👏 awesome 👏

  99. joshua ha
    joshua ha
    Տարի առաջ

    "You won." lmfao

  100. Glokk Nine
    Glokk Nine
    Տարի առաջ

    “Bear hand a fucking aids rat” 😂😂