Mark Forward - Don't Give Nicknames To Serial Killers

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#MarkForward on growing up as "Gorgeous Mark", lost cat posters, and why nobody wants to hear about your home-brewed beer.
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  1. Nigel Henry
    Nigel Henry
    4 օր առաջ

    Well jesus was obviously a time traveller . Duh. 🤣🤣

  2. Justin Holmes
    Justin Holmes
    2 ամիս առաջ

    LMFAO "maybe just done hope"

  3. Cee
    Cee
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Watched this at 1.5x Fast Forward

  4. GigaDanMan
    GigaDanMan
    3 ամիս առաջ

    "FUCKIN' EMBARRASSING!"

  5. Big Mike
    Big Mike
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Canadian Nick Swardson?

  6. Duckmight
    Duckmight
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    I bet that there was some serial killers in that audience

  7. Duckmight
    Duckmight
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I bet that there was some serial killers in that audience

  8. BorringGuy
    BorringGuy
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Wow, the only real nickname we ever gave someone was taco bell, it was because while he was mexican, he was still white as hell

  9. roybenari
    roybenari
    7 ամիս առաջ

    It's fucking embarrassing!! Love this guy

  10. Emilie Clark
    Emilie Clark
    8 ամիս առաջ

    If your child goes missing don’t put up posters, nobody cares, and they are probably dead, that’s pm what he said to me.

  11. Labtoad
    Labtoad
    10 ամիս առաջ

    Giving me serial killer vibes

  12. Ashley Blanco
    Ashley Blanco
    10 ամիս առաջ

    I can now only imagine Gary Ridgway with a collection of tap shoes

  13. FlowUrbanFlow
    FlowUrbanFlow
    Տարի առաջ

    "So you chose change?" Lmfao

  14. jake Hanson
    jake Hanson
    Տարի առաջ

    FUCKING EMBARRASSING!!!

  15. THEMAPSAYSWEAREFUCKED
    THEMAPSAYSWEAREFUCKED
    Տարի առաջ

    “☹️...not a good time to find out...” 🤣🤣he killed me

  16. Spooky Action
    Spooky Action
    Տարի առաջ

    I think what makes this guy funny is that he has child like qualities.

  17. Geckaboy _
    Geckaboy _
    Տարի առաջ

    is he talking about the greenriver killer aka Gary Ridgway

  18. DEFxRECON
    DEFxRECON
    Տարի առաջ

    This is FUCKING EMBARRASSING! *kicks trash can*

  19. Rayne Kimi
    Rayne Kimi
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    Mocking the pain and devastation of the victims' families shows you are tackless and lack class.

  20. Louie
    Louie
    Տարի առաջ

    Seriously though man these homebrew guys...

  21. Deena K
    Deena K
    Տարի առաջ

    My daughters cat got out of the house, we put up posters, put a can of cat food and an a note on every house in a 4 block radius. We had a $300 reward for her. Someone found her 3 weeks later...poor baby was covered in fleas and dirty, skinny. DONT MESS WITH ME AND MY CATS!!!!!

  22. Три Мушкетеры
    Три Мушкетеры
    Տարի առաջ

    “Whats this? Oh you didn't ask? I'll tell you anyway. ” Bruh😂🤣

  23. CambodianForged InFreedom2AIII%ER
    CambodianForged InFreedom2AIII%ER
    Տարի առաջ

    *kicks trash can* fucking EMBARASSING!

  24. C L
    C L
    Տարի առաջ

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣This guy is hilarious

  25. Drew Marchand
    Drew Marchand
    Տարի առաջ

    IT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING

  26. Chris Garrett
    Chris Garrett
    Տարի առաջ

    No beard. Fuckin embarrassing

  27. Frusciante1007
    Frusciante1007
    Տարի առաջ

    This set is FUCKIN' EMBARASSING!!!!

  28. maku gx
    maku gx
    Տարի առաջ

    Copy of Ricky garvais

  29. Paul Wilde
    Paul Wilde
    Տարի առաջ

    This man is VERY talented. Hi from England.

  30. Nexus Of Boredom
    Nexus Of Boredom
    Տարի առաջ

    hold on !! hoooold onnnn !!! I am offended.. :| I used to make home brew Beer and it was awesome.. only three of my neighbors dies from drinking it .. so there :P

  31. Dermatillomaniac
    Dermatillomaniac
    Տարի առաջ

    That shopping cart bit tho!!

  32. T S
    T S
    Տարի առաջ

    Fucking embarrassing!!

  33. Ethan Taylor
    Ethan Taylor
    Տարի առաջ

    Halfway through and I realize that he’s the coach from letterkenny.

    1. Cory Brown
      Cory Brown
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      Pheasants!!

    2. Andrew Brown
      Andrew Brown
      Տարի առաջ

      Its fucking embarrassing!

  34. Livin' Rob
    Livin' Rob
    Տարի առաջ

    So true about home brewers. They're all nerds......

  35. J A
    J A
    Տարի առաջ

    ok zany but good

  36. Karlos Magnussen
    Karlos Magnussen
    Տարի առաջ

    Nussents typebeat

  37. Brandon Newby
    Brandon Newby
    Տարի առաջ

    Ahaaa. Somebody has been to Aldi's😀🤣😀

  38. rageboyRM
    rageboyRM
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    Nicknames are FUCKING EMBARRASSING!!!!

  39. Caden Rolland
    Caden Rolland
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    Stopping homeless people from steeling shopping carts? They already do that, that's why shopping carts have those ridiculously tiny wheels, the cart is this huge basket, a quarter the size of a car but its got wheels the size of marshmallows on it! If it comes into contact with one molecule of soil the whole thing comes to a screeching halt on one side, and then squeaks in agony for the rest of its pathetic life. And if you do continue to push it around, it gets that gimpy wheel on it that never straightens out and scrapes along the floor at random intervals so you can hit old ladies in the shin.

  40. Benjamin Vieson
    Benjamin Vieson
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    The shopping cart thing is to encourage people to put the carts back instead of having people go into the lot and put them away

  41. MrAnperm
    MrAnperm
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    That was the best finish

  42. aflores1078
    aflores1078
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    This guy's great!

  43. theEarthChildx
    theEarthChildx
    Տարի առաջ

    I love him

  44. Riptide27
    Riptide27
    Տարի առաջ

    Glad this guy didn’t bomb. That would’ve been FUCKIN EMBARRASSING!!!

  45. Cj Pietropinto
    Cj Pietropinto
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    All fun until the cart bit. That may have been what the manager told him. But, deposit carts are so people don't leave them in the parking lot where they can damage or be damaged by cars. Paying for someone's dent is one of the reasons for grocery store inflation.

    1. Stephanie Cockwell
      Stephanie Cockwell
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      read the room man.

  46. dragonblade101
    dragonblade101
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    Finally someone good. Shopping cart is great.

  47. Norman J. Murk Jr.
    Norman J. Murk Jr.
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    Mark I watch comics all the time and you're definitely workin it. Hope to hear more, bud.

  48. Cindy O
    Cindy O
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    Some hope. LOL

  49. Emma Plucknett
    Emma Plucknett
    Տարի առաջ

    FUCKING EMBARRASSING

  50. E Jacek
    E Jacek
    Տարի առաջ

    Delivery and attitude reminds me of Maria Bamford. 10/10

    1. The What!!?
      The What!!?
      Տարի առաջ

      I love Maria Bamford!

  51. Jonah W.
    Jonah W.
    Տարի առաջ

    Transitions? We don't know her😂

  52. Rusty Shackleford
    Rusty Shackleford
    Տարի առաջ

    Fucking embarrassing!!

  53. Norman J. Murk Jr.
    Norman J. Murk Jr.
    Տարի առաջ

    I'm impressed he was really good

  54. DeathStarKitty
    DeathStarKitty
    Տարի առաջ

    I can see why he's Wayne's favorite comedian. You understand what's going on.

  55. Protectobot
    Protectobot
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    I just wanted to see/hear if anyone spat out there drink laughing/choking when he actually DID spit out his drink (hope the janitor didn't mind cleaning that or at least got a bonus that night).

  56. Namenerb B
    Namenerb B
    Տարի առաջ

    Fucking embarrassing

  57. Chianisa Olugbala
    Chianisa Olugbala
    Տարի առաջ

    Just kill more people and put tap shoes on ‘em 🤷🏾‍♀️

  58. Isaac Elliott
    Isaac Elliott
    Տարի առաջ

    Fucking! Embarrassing!!!! These serial killer jokes Fuck👏The👏Dog👏👏

  59. Nathan Sotir
    Nathan Sotir
    Տարի առաջ

    Fuckin funny man

  60. 414rl
    414rl
    Տարի առաջ

    I never get tired of watching that beer joke it gets me every time 😂😂😂

  61. Boronda 420
    Boronda 420
    Տարի առաջ

    I thought he was gonna suck lmao ! Good material !

  62. hospitalcleaner
    hospitalcleaner
    Տարի առաջ

    Jerry seinfield: Bro Version at 4:29

  63. Lani Kiss
    Lani Kiss
    Տարի առաջ

    “Say you kill someone, right.. and it happens 🤷🏽‍♀️ ...” 😂 i love that line!

  64. Orlando Ferrer
    Orlando Ferrer
    Տարի առաջ

    Nick swardson older brother with kip dynamite Napoleon s brothers swag.

  65. JQ Gaming
    JQ Gaming
    Տարի առաջ

    I have never seen a comedian do a spit take for a joke. Bravo sir

  66. JFL III
    JFL III
    Տարի առաջ

    Jeff Dunham without the puppets.

  67. Jesse Harrington
    Jesse Harrington
    Տարի առաջ

    Meh.

  68. Bobbi Sue
    Bobbi Sue
    Տարի առաջ

    When he spat out the beer I lost it. Damn near peed myself. Too funny

    1. Stacy Large
      Stacy Large
      Տարի առաջ

      @C L snake piss lol

    2. C L
      C L
      Տարի առաջ

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Getting sick of special artisan beers now, mostly those are exact the same as big brand only diff - a "witty" label or not to my liking.

    3. Stacy Large
      Stacy Large
      Տարի առաջ

      True to life we have a brewery in town mucho grosso..

  69. Kyle Jessen
    Kyle Jessen
    Տարի առաջ

    ITS FUCKING EMBARASSING!!!

  70. Erik Sharko
    Erik Sharko
    Տարի առաջ

    N

  71. Jerome McCollom
    Jerome McCollom
    Տարի առաջ

    Me with any beer

  72. Hrothgrar
    Hrothgrar
    Տարի առաջ

    Disliked at first but dammit he ramps up after a minute lmao 🤣

  73. Bubbles
    Bubbles
    Տարի առաջ

    I loved the beer spit at the end hahaha

  74. Jesse Hertz
    Jesse Hertz
    Տարի առաջ

    He's like a discount Nick swardson.

    1. Kevin Pauly
      Kevin Pauly
      Տարի առաջ

      He’s way better than Nick Swardson

    2. John Taylor
      John Taylor
      Տարի առաջ

      Brutal

    3. Chad Busch
      Chad Busch
      Տարի առաջ

      Worth the price

    4. Bobbi Sue
      Bobbi Sue
      Տարի առաջ

      Lol nailed it

  75. J is Scoobysmom
    J is Scoobysmom
    Տարի առաջ

    "Cats are cheap, printer ink is expensive!" 🤣 He was pretty funny. "Maybe just some hope, Dennis"... I wish somebody was watching this with me, because that line would be a private joke now.

    1. C L
      C L
      Տարի առաջ

      I'm with you, want to quote him from beginning to the end in the comments but I 'm not that kind of commenter any more

    2. Bobbi Sue
      Bobbi Sue
      Տարի առաջ

      @Matthew Harlock okay. I'll look it up later when I get off work. Talk to you soon!

    3. Matthew Harlock
      Matthew Harlock
      Տարի առաջ

      @Bobbi Sue if you search my full name my pic is of me in red rain jacket and it doesn't say where I live. Maybe that is enough?

    4. Bobbi Sue
      Bobbi Sue
      Տարի առաջ

      @Matthew Harlock I dont do social media. But I have an old fake Facebook one we could talk through. I never use it. It was just to be able to see pics of my kid. How do I find you?

    5. Matthew Harlock
      Matthew Harlock
      Տարի առաջ

      @Bobbi Sue if you felt like we can connect on Facebook if you like. I am always happy to chat with switched on people. :)

  76. Ken Kennington 9k
    Ken Kennington 9k
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    When the news and media gives nicknames to serial killers it empowers them, in their own sick way they feel vindicated and other than their need to kill they want to keep hearing about themselves in the news. So yes don’t give nicknames to psychopathic killers...on another note in my high school there was a kid named “beautiful, or beaut” yeah he was a grungy, never took a shower kinda kid.

    1. Shiroyasha
      Shiroyasha
      Տարի առաջ

      Reporters just want hits on their articles, they're not gonna care that the nicknames empower the serial killers.

    2. Bobbi Sue
      Bobbi Sue
      Տարի առաջ

      Was his name Kurt tho?

    3. Tyler Speier
      Tyler Speier
      Տարի առաջ

      Yall talking like yall serial killers >_>

    4. Agon Leed
      Agon Leed
      Տարի առաջ

      Everyone gets a name. More of a label than a nickname. I mean, if they ALWAYS leave a batman logo there..and you don't know who the guy/gal is..then the ONLY way you have to identify their actions and location is to describe what they do.

    5. Ken Kennington 9k
      Ken Kennington 9k
      Տարի առաջ

      Or like he mentioned, it could anger them, if it’s a stupid name obviously it’s gonna enrage them, they want their name known, they want fame. Don’t give it to them. Unless they suggest names to news like denis reader as btk, or the zodiac killer.

  77. Kedo 009
    Kedo 009
    Տարի առաջ

    What if the Flintstone's actually are the future of humanity not the stone age and that explains the futuristic stuff they used in the show...

    1. Bobbi Sue
      Bobbi Sue
      Տարի առաջ

      It is tho. Glad someone else realized this.

    2. Loopy Lou
      Loopy Lou
      Տարի առաջ

      How many lbs are you smoking? 😂

    3. bidmcms3
      bidmcms3
      Տարի առաջ

      That’s what they meant by “modern Stone Age” family 🤯

    4. Sechaba Theletsane
      Sechaba Theletsane
      Տարի առաջ

      Damn.

    5. Alexander Plavljanich
      Alexander Plavljanich
      Տարի առաջ

      I share this theory

  78. dumaskhan
    dumaskhan
    Տարի առաջ

    "maybe some hope" now that's dark.

    1. Qwan Donto
      Qwan Donto
      Տարի առաջ

      Well that counts me out and I'm not even homeless

    2. dumaskhan
      dumaskhan
      Տարի առաջ

      @Brandon F Oh I am well aware of Anthony's work. Great man. Just want to point out there are varying degrees of darkness.

    3. Brandon F
      Brandon F
      Տարի առաջ

      Search up Anthony Jesselnik. This set isn't even close to being dark

    4. C L
      C L
      Տարի առաջ

      It's dark but true, fucking coins they have plenty of.

  79. Troy Maynes
    Troy Maynes
    Տարի առաջ

    Ah even as a homebrewer that shit was hilarious!

  80. Chantelle Parker
    Chantelle Parker
    Տարի առաջ

    I like this guy, his tone kinda reminds me of Jeremy hotz

  81. Chloe Meyer
    Chloe Meyer
    Տարի առաջ

    I love his style he’s hilarious

  82. MajinVenix
    MajinVenix
    Տարի առաջ

    3:35 wait... wait WAIT😂😂😂

  83. Rocarlos Davis
    Rocarlos Davis
    Տարի առաջ

    He is sick..that's a slang word for..awesome and funny..I love it👽🤫😍🤯

    1. Bobbi Sue
      Bobbi Sue
      Տարի առաջ

      Well thank goodness for your definition. . .😐

    2. Sean Walker
      Sean Walker
      Տարի առաջ

      Thank you for the definition!

  84. James Sargeant
    James Sargeant
    Տարի առաջ

    Home beer brewers are FUCKING EMBARRASSING!

  85. Dripped_Braun
    Dripped_Braun
    Տարի առաջ

    *It's Fucking Embarrassing!!!*

  86. Saskeru
    Saskeru
    Տարի առաջ

    You remember those guys that robbed a bunch of houses during Christmas time? And then to leave their mark, they'd leave the water running and flood the houses? You know they had to be like "No...we're not the Christmas time burglars...we're the wet bandits..."

    1. Amit
      Amit
      Տարի առաջ

      @Bobbi Sue well it's as same as tom dick and Harry

    2. Bobbi Sue
      Bobbi Sue
      Տարի առաջ

      @Amit are you tho?

    3. Amit
      Amit
      Տարի առաջ

      Home alone

    4. KidLaSquid
      KidLaSquid
      Տարի առաջ

      Something like that happened recently like a year or two ago

    5. Bobbi Sue
      Bobbi Sue
      Տարի առաջ

      @Saskeru the sarcasm is strong with this one. .

  87. Rachel Curl
    Rachel Curl
    Տարի առաջ

    THIS WAS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! ALL THESE DAMN TAP SHOES...

  88. TAO TAO
    TAO TAO
    Տարի առաջ

    He looks like Fortune Feimster.

  89. STARISE SUN
    STARISE SUN
    Տարի առաջ

    "I bought all these tap shoes"😂😂😂😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 lmfao this dude is funny😆

  90. Tom Kelly
    Tom Kelly
    Տարի առաջ

    I am a Trump over Hillary supporter and Maz, you handled this amazingly well. The only thing that I don't like is that this video didn't show your Trump jokes, I want to hear the joke!

    1. Johnny Carcinogen
      Johnny Carcinogen
      Տարի առաջ

      This was from 2009...

  91. Aaron Ott
    Aaron Ott
    Տարի առաջ

    BTK Killer hated his nickname. He had 5 other ones he’d have rather used

    1. Lee walker
      Lee walker
      Տարի առաջ

      I always thought his nickname sounded like a sandwich.

    2. Bobbi Sue
      Bobbi Sue
      Տարի առաջ

      @Terry Folds I got it. Lol

    3. Terry Folds
      Terry Folds
      Տարի առաջ

      @Halfpace this was sarcasm insinuating that the commenter was the btk killer.

    4. Halfpace
      Halfpace
      Տարի առաջ

      Terry Folds BTK’s real name is Dennis Rader and he’s in prison lol

    5. Terry Folds
      Terry Folds
      Տարի առաջ

      @Halfpace hey bro you better watch how you talk to this dude he might actually know somethung we don't 👀

  92. Quick Dimwit
    Quick Dimwit
    Տարի առաջ

    Don’t give them anything except the torture they gave back tenfold. I know, funny stuff.

  93. TK94 2687
    TK94 2687
    Տարի առաջ

    omg 😂😂 bit of a slow start but holy cow does he turn it up

    1. Andres Flynn
      Andres Flynn
      2 օր առաջ

      @Nathan Anderson definitely, been watching on flixzone for since december myself :)

    2. Nathan Anderson
      Nathan Anderson
      2 օր առաջ

      pro tip: watch series at Flixzone. Me and my gf have been using it for watching loads of movies during the lockdown.

    3. C L
      C L
      Տարի առաջ

      What did you find slow, the first bit "not a good time to find out" whispered?? That's not slow, try well delivered and awesome.

  94. HiredKiller08
    HiredKiller08
    Տարի առաջ

    Funny as hell😂😂😂

  95. Robert Schwartz
    Robert Schwartz
    Տարի առաջ

    This guy is great. I love his point of view.

  96. Xjcrm Blight
    Xjcrm Blight
    Տարի առաջ

    Hilarious. Smart humor.

  97. Susan S
    Susan S
    Տարի առաջ

    Meh. Don't like his "humor" at all.

    1. Matthew Heywood
      Matthew Heywood
      Տարի առաջ

      No one cares honey buns

    2. sadfj ltie3
      sadfj ltie3
      Տարի առաջ

      Meh. I don't like your "comment". Aren't opinions great? We all get to feel like we matter, even though we don't, and no one cares what we think...thanks, AMget!!

    3. Bobbi Sue
      Bobbi Sue
      Տարի առաջ

      @Clipse D 🤣

    4. Bobbi Sue
      Bobbi Sue
      Տարի առաջ

      @͝Λ̷͝ d ̷Z̷૯ ̟t̟ ƛ 🤣

    5. Tree Dillinger
      Tree Dillinger
      Տարի առաջ

      Susan S 🍻

  98. slinkeepy
    slinkeepy
    Տարի առաջ

    Pretty funny... lost it at the very last bit haha

  99. William Jarvis
    William Jarvis
    Տարի առաջ

    This is FUCKING embarrassing *kicks trashcan*

  100. Evan Hoffman
    Evan Hoffman
    Տարի առաջ

    Phew that bit about how you can’t park the car in the garage, so true