McDonalds Is The Best First Date. Mike Paramore - Full Special

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  1. Guy Spears
    Guy Spears
    6 ժամ առաջ

    Will definitely go to a comedy club to see him!

  2. Elaine Martian
    Elaine Martian
    2 օր առաջ

    Wonderful!

  3. Lee Boriack
    Lee Boriack
    2 օր առաջ

    This guy is a brilliant sociologist and comedian.

  4. MaybeBobby
    MaybeBobby
    2 օր առաջ

    This is my favorite Dry Bar set I've ever seen lmao

  5. Android 18
    Android 18
    3 օր առաջ

    You do wake up lighter haha.

  6. PleiadeStrange
    PleiadeStrange
    4 օր առաջ

    The weight thing is true tho lol......just a couple pounds or so not 20 pounds

  7. Christian
    Christian
    5 օր առաջ

    I gotta say I only really watch clips and short cuts of specials on here but this is the very first time I watched every second, absolute genius

  8. Alysse Winston
    Alysse Winston
    5 օր առաջ

    Poor _Sir_ in the front😆

  9. Haydee Rodriguez
    Haydee Rodriguez
    6 օր առաջ

    FACTS

  10. Sticks
    Sticks
    6 օր առաջ

    He accidentally went on a gay date 😂😂

  11. Shala Carter
    Shala Carter
    6 օր առաջ

    You need to come to Nebraska. We have horizontal rain and hail

  12. Anthony Thurman
    Anthony Thurman
    7 օր առաջ

    Hilarious!!!!

  13. John Smith
    John Smith
    7 օր առաջ

    that's the Kevin Hart cadence... I don't like it. uh uh not me, don't like it ahhh. After further review, this is all Kevin Hart and his material... Do better.

  14. kevtarzan
    kevtarzan
    7 օր առաջ

    Hella funny

  15. Street Teams
    Street Teams
    8 օր առաջ

    HYSTERICAL!

  16. M H
    M H
    8 օր առաջ

    Hey Health educator here. It's a scientific fact that you weigh two to three pounds more at night Then you do during the morning so yes she was correct lol. It's because of water weight gain and the gravity pull on the Earth. I weighed myself for a week or so in the morning and at night and it was definitely two or three pounds difference.

  17. JonathanLit
    JonathanLit
    8 օր առաջ

    Alright! A funny dry bar comedian again! It's been a minute.

  18. Monique Blair
    Monique Blair
    9 օր առաջ

    FUNNY, AND CUTE😁😁😁

  19. Mike Ropanis
    Mike Ropanis
    13 օր առաջ

    I’m black and I can’t say anyone I’ve known had a easybake !

  20. Tricia Star
    Tricia Star
    13 օր առաջ

    I've replayed the "Old Dude" 5 times already. Haaaaa.

  21. Boris
    Boris
    14 օր առաջ

    Joke's on you i like McDonald's

  22. Aiii Nanooo
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  24. Cassandra Govender
    Cassandra Govender
    15 օր առաջ

    This whole segment was f***kn hilarious 🤣😭

  25. derekyfn likethat
    derekyfn likethat
    16 օր առաջ

    "My G.I. Joe dont do that maybe you got the wrong toy" "Im getting gooder and gooder everyday" This dude is stupid 😂😂😂

  26. roberto aguilar
    roberto aguilar
    17 օր առաջ

    Funny guy...Jijijijijijijij

  27. Aloysius Franklin
    Aloysius Franklin
    18 օր առաջ

    “You gotta moist eyed woman right there” 😂

  28. Fistmybeer
    Fistmybeer
    18 օր առաջ

    ^^

  29. Ariel Coffin
    Ariel Coffin
    18 օր առաջ

    Poor dude. What a sweet and funny rejection but poor dude.

  30. Tiffani Hall
    Tiffani Hall
    18 օր առաջ

    2nd time watching...still funny👽🖤

  31. ninonalexandra
    ninonalexandra
    20 օր առաջ

    Fantastic! Bravo.

  32. Brianna Plouff
    Brianna Plouff
    20 օր առաջ

    Non stop laughs

  33. Liflow
    Liflow
    20 օր առաջ

    Night weight is a thing!

  34. GerardoSolorio1
    GerardoSolorio1
    21 օր առաջ

    We end up at my Donald’s “😂👌

  35. mishal Adara
    mishal Adara
    21 օր առաջ

    12:25 all you need is a little bear ears. 🐻

  36. mishal Adara
    mishal Adara
    21 օր առաջ

    You weigh less in the morning yes that's true

  37. Aaron Burdon
    Aaron Burdon
    22 օր առաջ

    2 people you don't f with; people who handle your food and the people who cut your hair.

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  40. Angèle DORAY
    Angèle DORAY
    23 օր առաջ

    The "night weight" thing is true. You breathe at night, plus you don't eat, so you lose some weight.

  41. Tomas Larsson
    Tomas Larsson
    24 օր առաջ

    LOLOLOL

  42. Iris Castaneda
    Iris Castaneda
    24 օր առաջ

    Lol. My momma made me make real food on the stove. She said... a toy oven? Nope!

  43. Blanche Diblasio
    Blanche Diblasio
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  44. I Am Bubblez
    I Am Bubblez
    26 օր առաջ

    😂😂😂😂😂My GI Joe don't cry you got the wrong toy....

  45. Queen B
    Queen B
    26 օր առաջ

    I love his face, his cheeks his whole self. What a funny and handsome character this fine specimen of a male he is. And all that without the need for bad language.

  46. Miranda Davis
    Miranda Davis
    26 օր առաջ

    This is my first time hearing of this guy and he was very funny! I always appreciate comedy that the whole family can enjoy! Loved it!

  47. Coco Jade
    Coco Jade
    26 օր առաջ

    I love that this randomly always plays after I watch a different stand up it’s so hilarious!!

  48. Beverley Reid
    Beverley Reid
    28 օր առաջ

    35 isn’t old. You’re just getting started Boo!

  49. Tgirl Lannister
    Tgirl Lannister
    28 օր առաջ

    Josh Johnson brought me here. No regurts

  50. NeonFX
    NeonFX
    28 օր առաջ

    I just love how he says time, it's so catchy love his accent :3

  51. Suzan Vaughn
    Suzan Vaughn
    28 օր առաջ

    Seriously, I just choked. 🤣 And I did pee.

  52. Ds Mr
    Ds Mr
    28 օր առաջ

    It IS true. I weigh more at the end of the day. It's a phenomenon.

  53. tedereTSSK
    tedereTSSK
    28 օր առաջ

    Good delivery. Perfect timing.

  54. Raven Óðinsdóttir
    Raven Óðinsdóttir
    28 օր առաջ

    Oh and yes, ALL people weigh more at night after a days worth of eating

  55. Raven Óðinsdóttir
    Raven Óðinsdóttir
    28 օր առաջ

    HE'S FROM *THE LAND* !!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  56. ChiTown Tex'n
    ChiTown Tex'n
    29 օր առաջ

    😂😂🤣🤣 I like this guy

  57. el_griot 88
    el_griot 88
    29 օր առաջ

    Lol this dude is funny as hell

  58. Patrick Cruz
    Patrick Cruz
    29 օր առաջ

    This guy is an idiot....of course you weigh more at night than in the morning.

  59. Paul Bennett
    Paul Bennett
    Ամիս առաջ

    This guy is hilarious...who the hell are the 1.5K knuckle-heads giving him a thumbs down...must be SJWs!

  60. Johnny Moles
    Johnny Moles
    Ամիս առաջ

    It's awesome to see comedy that isn't based on cussing, or being super vulgar to get laughs.

  61. Chayce Thornbrugh
    Chayce Thornbrugh
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    Hannibal Burris and Mitch Hedburg in one person

  62. Annlaug Maria Tolo
    Annlaug Maria Tolo
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    Love this guy so fun

  63. Mike picolo
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  64. Scottish potatoes
    Scottish potatoes
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    See, this is one of those situations where, hes funny, but we would NOT get along 😂

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  66. Amanda W.
    Amanda W.
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    There is nothing worse than a comedian that makes uneducated jokes about something they haven't tried to understand.

  67. Balwinder Dosanjh
    Balwinder Dosanjh
    Ամիս առաջ

    Send dis fella 2 blighty ( England )... coz I'll B 1st in da queue, 4 a ticket, he's got game !!! 🤩....tarra 👍👋👋👋🇬🇧

  68. j570
    j570
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    😂😂😂

  69. Sasha Conant
    Sasha Conant
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    I guess I am a sorcerer

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  71. Hazel *CHOCTAW*
    Hazel *CHOCTAW*
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    "I really thought I'd have kids and babies by now" I feel that on a deep level!

  72. Junior Lopez
    Junior Lopez
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    This man explained Honduras word for word 😂😂😂

  73. Waya Lyric
    Waya Lyric
    Ամիս առաջ

    Lol the old people in here pointing out clean humor 😂😂😂

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    Oscar Clark
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  75. Hemp HighNess
    Hemp HighNess
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    😲😲😳how am I soooo late to this!?! Not cool man..smh

  76. O Love
    O Love
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    He funny but she right about the nigh weight!

  77. Tenas SweetCreations
    Tenas SweetCreations
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    I laugh so hard! I love Dry Bar

  78. Marko
    Marko
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    I'm from Honduras and I'm ofended. Naah, that sh*t was funny!!

  79. Lee Anna T Gayle
    Lee Anna T Gayle
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    quest that joke about being old they last more when I'm old that's fallen then when I was young to keep it more seriously you know that's Backwards on me!!!

  80. Jj Khan
    Jj Khan
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    I love comedy but i feel excluded as a Non-Binary person. So many comedians adhere to this gender binary. Any Trans or Enby comedians on this channel?

  81. Zippy Dooda
    Zippy Dooda
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    Mom's basement...it's damp. Priceless.

  82. Elemaniel Pagan
    Elemaniel Pagan
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    18:00 swag

  83. marksdad10
    marksdad10
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    "I hate honey..." lol

  84. Chuma Doshi
    Chuma Doshi
    Ամիս առաջ

    LOOK AT THIS MISERABLE MALE APOLOGISTS...SOUND SO DUMB!!!

  85. Charles haas
    Charles haas
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    Keeping track of your weight multiple times a day for hydration teaches you that yes you go to sleep heavier. You lose moisture as you sleep, and you don’t stop burning calories when you sleep. The 8 hour fast will in fact slightly lighten you.

  86. Iggy-not-Pop
    Iggy-not-Pop
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    BUT I T I S T R U E ! ! ! ! I S W E A R ! S O M E T I M E S 3 P O U N D S L E S S I N T H E M O R N I N G ! MAYBE YOU PEE A LOT OVER NIGHT, BUT I THINK IT IS FROM DIGESTING THE DAY'S FOOD. B U T I T I S T R U E !

  87. Jacqueline davis
    Jacqueline davis
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    Your nephews a genius That's exactly how it works anything you can smell is actually tiny particles of that thing going up into your nose Eww

  88. Markendy Alexis
    Markendy Alexis
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    I hope he survived financially through the virus lockdown, his livelihood turned into 💩 for about a year. May God bless him ss well as the other comedians.

  89. Annalee Stuessy
    Annalee Stuessy
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  90. Nodak Negan
    Nodak Negan
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    This guy is my spirit animal.

  91. LeAndra Johnson
    LeAndra Johnson
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    Wow!!! So funny!!

  92. Goldie Slickk
    Goldie Slickk
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    Scheduled🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  93. StvTigit
    StvTigit
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    have you heard of Grady? If not, check him out. he's hilarious.

  94. Jonathan Delgado
    Jonathan Delgado
    Ամիս առաջ

    Winny the Pooh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this man looks just like that fictional bear 🤣🤣

  95. Rebecca Johnson
    Rebecca Johnson
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    That says bake brownie so funny

  96. Pearlee Piggue
    Pearlee Piggue
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    This Man is really funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  97. Stone Garcia
    Stone Garcia
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    With the weight thing you haven’t eaten anything in the morning not bloated etc no or very little water weight, at night you’ve eaten bloated up etc. most important thing is just to weigh at consistent times

  98. Andrew Bridges
    Andrew Bridges
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    In couple days , hell be 106 weeks lol

  99. matthew lambert
    matthew lambert
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    I'm a fan of ..i hate Facebook lol

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