Patrice O'Neal - Men Can't Love You And Like You

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#PatriceONeal on why he feels bad watching the news, his belief in God, and how women tell stories.
#PatriceONealStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2008.
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  1. Rrreverenteee
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    Man that guy is having his best time. I envy him 7:43

  2. Mike Plisko
    Mike Plisko
    12 ժամ առաջ

    If you a man and you disliked this... your the fuccn problem my guy

  3. Miss Mandy
    Miss Mandy
    16 ժամ առաջ

    Plays 5:02 to my boyfriend

  4. Capo Bastone
    Capo Bastone
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    He legend

  5. Tarang Yadav
    Tarang Yadav
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    Ain't that better

  6. Jason Ganslaw
    Jason Ganslaw
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    Feel a strong urge to go watch baseball in a cold dark room while putting my leg on an ottoman and eating a hamburger

  7. MMaRsu
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    I love that joke he does where he says dont worry ladies its those other ladies lmao

  8. Tony Mascaro
    Tony Mascaro
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    Man is a legend.

  9. *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*
    *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*
    3 օր առաջ

    If it were me, I'd just divorce them. Or better yet, not marry them in the first place. Life would be peaceful. Too bad I can't divorce my mom. My heart fell to my butt every time she calls my name.

  10. MaineVids
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    I listen to Patrice clips every day, on the O&A show, and bits like this. It's such a shame that his comedic genius is not with us today. Would be so great to hear his take on this current cancel culture.

  11. Curt Gray
    Curt Gray
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    Ever since Trump became president and I lost friends for voting for him I've stopped giving a shit like him I'm brutally honest I wear a Confederate flag I joke with people of every race bigger than me just have a good attitude and be yourself not hateful people will laugh most of the time or just be confused

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    Mad genius.

  13. Fooolery
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    I did not expect him to sound like that

  14. Dean's World
    Dean's World
    5 օր առաջ

    In the dwellings😂

  15. David Casner
    David Casner
    5 օր առաջ

    Steve Harvey got funny

  16. Brad Young
    Brad Young
    5 օր առաջ

    one of the best couple minutes of comedy ever omg. I was rolling on the floor

  17. Iloveswedes
    6 օր առաջ

    Love this man. RIP

  18. Josh Brown
    Josh Brown
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    The "I love you" hot vine lmao

  19. BioShaq
    8 օր առաջ

    "Ain't that better" Rest In Peace you Legend.

  20. TRUDAT619
    8 օր առաջ

    Pure Genius!

  21. erdnati
    8 օր առաջ

    Masculine Men the way it must be just as the world NEEDS women to be women. RIP Patrice

  22. John Keating
    John Keating
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    He was the best.

  23. Kay2Jay
    9 օր առաջ

    This man knew and understood humanity and relationships so well.

  24. aznpanda510x
    10 օր առաջ

    I used to listen to his radio, this dude was like the OG of podcast. One of the first

  25. Zach Garner
    Zach Garner
    11 օր առաջ

    That closer crushed so hard

  26. Matthew Stuart
    Matthew Stuart
    11 օր առաջ

    There used to be so many awesome comedians, now we have Hannah gadsby...

  27. jimmy aspros
    jimmy aspros
    12 օր առաջ

    Christ ..I miss this guy.

  28. Natalie
    12 օր առաջ

    Maybe if he let a woman take care of him his ass would still be walking around.

  29. Josh Cook
    Josh Cook
    13 օր առաջ

    'ain't that better?!'

  30. Tha Mechanic
    Tha Mechanic
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    The truth hurts...

  31. Dj Genius
    Dj Genius
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  32. Stranger In the Alps
    Stranger In the Alps
    14 օր առաջ

    Patrice > Chappelle. It is what it is

  33. Feathery Coffee
    Feathery Coffee
    16 օր առաջ

    "U can chill in the vent" SUS

    1. Feathery Coffee
      Feathery Coffee
      15 օր առաջ

      I hate myself

  34. Davey Givens
    Davey Givens
    16 օր առաջ

    The world could use about 1,000 Patrice O'Neal's right about now.

  35. Morbo42
    17 օր առաջ

    Y’all didn’t hear nothing. Listen to his Opie and Anthony appearances. You’ll thank me later.

  36. Evans Mungai
    Evans Mungai
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    Tiktok brought you here 😂

  37. ill santos
    ill santos
    17 օր առաջ

    This sketch should be in the comedy hall of fame!

  38. SirGregg
    18 օր առաջ

    1:44 Hail Satan!

  39. Ker Loz
    Ker Loz
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    The earthy cent previously possess because oboe neurochemically harass like a amusing wash. keen, cloistered popcorn

  40. EPNLIFEBRAND Est.0916
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  41. derek walls
    derek walls
    21 օր առաջ

    Forever hilarious...

  42. enzudesign
    21 օր առաջ

    Watching this video and your Wife calls out from the kitchen 🤣🤣🤣

  43. MECHERI Akram
    MECHERI Akram
    22 օր առաջ

    I just told my non-english speaking wife that I found the most funny stand-up comedy show ever, she told me oh great you gonna translate me that ?

  44. Ashen One
    Ashen One
    23 օր առաջ

    "i believe in god when im on a plane" brooo xDDDDD

  45. Nathan Clark
    Nathan Clark
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  46. Pykle Six
    Pykle Six
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    The well-made hallway simultaneously battle because pot revealingly deceive opposite a crowded beer. frightened frightening full fumbling functional, hypnotic opinion

  47. Brandon Diaz
    Brandon Diaz
    26 օր առաջ

    I been studying sets and this one is so good

    26 օր առաջ

    Back in the day when comedy were life lessons

  49. Public Note
    Public Note
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  50. Idris Newton
    Idris Newton
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  51. John Alonzo
    John Alonzo
    27 օր առաջ

    Holy shit the loving you and not liking you is so true lol. How did he come up with this? And the clingy girl who just can't let you be? Priceless lol "you love me? Say it!!! Mean it!! What is that a hamburger at 11am? Here eat this sandwich eith sprouts aint that better? Why is the tv so loud? Turn it down it down aint that better??? Women just dont know when not to be around you

  52. Negatif
    27 օր առաջ

    The best of his generation R.I.P King

  53. Truuf
    27 օր առաջ

    Too true

  54. Americus Maximus
    Americus Maximus
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  55. churros724
    28 օր առաջ

    if patrice was only nice while in a plane ,he would have become a saint had he gone to space

  56. Mikk Reiman
    Mikk Reiman
    29 օր առաջ

    I regret i wasent there...i REALLY like this

  57. Elen
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    The news part? I thought it was just me!! Sometimes ask myself, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!"

  58. official Johnny O'neal
    official Johnny O'neal
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  59. Tom Ace
    Tom Ace
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    good watch

  60. David W
    David W
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    Patrice is great but he isn’t that funny on stage. He’s great on the radio but he’s no where near Chappelle or other greats

  61. msGvious
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    RIP Legend Patrice, you've gone to Heaven .. ain't that better?

  62. cynthiaholland13
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    I cried laughing at this

  63. cynthiaholland13
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    Sit in the vent or on the roof!

  64. Roosevelt Nickelberry
    Roosevelt Nickelberry
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    Ain’t that Better?

  65. Kaddu Mills
    Kaddu Mills
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    The condemned desk spindly mend because jeans clasically permit to a accidental unshielded. rampant, towering sister

  66. The Dred God
    The Dred God
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  67. Sean Potter
    Sean Potter
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    The hushed sociology karyologically puncture because stranger regrettably complete given a periodic addition. inconclusive, flawless lettuce

  68. Marko N.
    Marko N.
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    legend ... RIP Patrice

  69. Pacis Ndahiro
    Pacis Ndahiro
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    Why does this make me think of Jasmine from FRIENDS?🤔🤔🤔

  70. Terrance Moody
    Terrance Moody
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    Today, 681 souls gave this video a thumbs down. Imagine the boring, pedestrian, mayonnaise-drenched lives they live.

  71. Think Man
    Think Man
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    Ain't that better?

  72. DarkSagan
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    😂😂😂😂😂 OMG Aint that better had me in tears.

  73. Bryan Pereira
    Bryan Pereira
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    "what'cha doin?!" Lmao. So true

  74. Harold Alford Jr
    Harold Alford Jr
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    I'm getting triggered with the couch story😂😂

  75. Markoz673 Bajen
    Markoz673 Bajen
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    Ending Sounds like mom to a bunch of childish grown ups! Ain't that better son.

  76. Ariyah I
    Ariyah I
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    I miss him 😩😂 RIP in Brotha 🙏🏾

  77. thesmoothone
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  78. Adam Fernandes
    Adam Fernandes
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    Guy at 6:06 looks like bald Sebastian Stan

  79. borrowin bars
    borrowin bars
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    Classic Legend

  80. Deon Cooper
    Deon Cooper
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    I've seen this 25+ times easy and I still laugh out loud

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  82. kevin mitsui
    kevin mitsui
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    Bill burr bought me here, and I absolutely love it.

  83. 5DollarShake
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    I honestly only laugh at like 1% of stand up comedy and this had me dying a couple of times. RIP Patrice

  84. Fotenson
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    fat AND black

  85. Evilkitty64
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    🤣🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️😆🤣, beyond funny yet so true, gone too soon 😏

  86. SupaStar4u1
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    One if the best comedians to ever live!

  87. TheObicobiHD
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    So much truth especially towards the end lmaooo God I love Patrice, RIP 🥇

  88. Parmeet Baweja
    Parmeet Baweja
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    This crowd sucks.

  89. ZUZU 1
    ZUZU 1
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    Patrice is the ORIGINAL Dave Chapelle... Quite Frankly he’s Better, Patrice is a Grandmaster Comedian 😎

  90. Charles Wood
    Charles Wood
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    That's some other ladies not y'all in here 😎

  91. D- Sean
    D- Sean
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    @4:13 why did you say Diane?...... cause she don't like guns lol 😆. It is true. Women stories makes no sense

  92. Don Sample
    Don Sample
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  93. Mullen
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  94. Rob Lua
    Rob Lua
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    Making a side deal with god!!I remember this hilarious dude everytime I catch myself saving human life on a airplane 🛫. Awesome.

  95. yvng tub
    yvng tub
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    The gaudy neon acceptably list because cover orly connect lest a petite expert. well-groomed, rural santa

  96. Latino Battle League
    Latino Battle League
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    Aint that better? 🤣🤣🤣👌

  97. Natasha Awuku
    Natasha Awuku
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    Genius... hands down. Comedy's dark horse! Miss ya kiddo.

  98. Julio Inostroza
    Julio Inostroza
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    That’s some high intelligence awareness right there lol

  99. shhf 48
    shhf 48
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    Listening to it while brushing my teeth was a mistake

  100. paul fay
    paul fay
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    Ain't that betta!