Roy Wood Jr. - The "Real" Rod Stewart - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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Roy Wood Jr.'s mother claims she took a picture with Rod Stewart at a T.G.I. Fridays, but Roy isn't convinced.
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  1. Comedy Central Stand-Up
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    Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:”

  2. Roy Morales
    Roy Morales
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  3. nconati72
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    The dolphin laugh girl is in so much of these videos

  4. Sunnyside
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    Esther Ku's laugh in the background is unmistakable

  5. lightning themood
    lightning themood
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    Whenever I watch this clip, I imagine Rod's security detail is played by Tom Hardy.

  6. TimmDogg76 A
    TimmDogg76 A
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    You're hilarious but that lady's laugh in the background is so annoying LOL 😂😂

  7. τhεShiττyShoω
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    3:35 c'mon! what's wrong with that audience? X'D

  8. Draxinav D
    Draxinav D
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    Wow he's not funny at all

  9. Survivor central
    Survivor central
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    Funny introducing himself Ryan Seacrest had a hard time w that in live when the announcer retired. This guy did a good job at it had me wondering wait is there someone else co.ming on?

  10. Jesse Jia
    Jesse Jia
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    nobody: girl: AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  11. Hot Mess Jess
    Hot Mess Jess
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    My mama’s name is Joyce. It’s all true.

  12. meme Smoke
    meme Smoke
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    13:03 that laugh in the background is fuckin horrific

  13. Bruce Morris
    Bruce Morris
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    That's me and Nia Long, love her...

  14. K Lewis
    K Lewis
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    Idk who rod stewart is lol

  15. Kiam Kweli
    Kiam Kweli
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    Epic ending. 😂🤣

  16. Leslie Edwards
    Leslie Edwards
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    His English is Jamaican. Lol

  17. Philipp Beckonert
    Philipp Beckonert
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    : Gravity is a dumb film. Listen to your mother.

  18. Tom Newton
    Tom Newton
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    I love hearing Americans talk about England😂 such an underrated comedian

  19. Linley Gresham
    Linley Gresham
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    why arnt you professionally out there

  20. Jacqueline Spencer
    Jacqueline Spencer
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    Lol haha 😂 y'all sooo much love ❤️BTown in the House

  21. Burky Wilson
    Burky Wilson
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    Yo, sorry, but your Mom got great taste in comedians!!!!! She right!!

  22. Seb Bacca
    Seb Bacca
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    Ari will always be better.

  23. Elizabeth Hazel
    Elizabeth Hazel
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    Well, Rod is the original OG lol

  24. Luz Rogers
    Luz Rogers
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    The sparkling turn centrally recognise because statistic antenatally time in a right men. soft, wacky shingle

  25. B Lijerent
    B Lijerent
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    This one of the best ones

  26. Michele Cherek
    Michele Cherek
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    I was HOPING she got a pic!

  27. Joly Frye
    Joly Frye
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    I enjoyed Roy's story. 😂 I am a Rod Stewart fan, myself.🎤 🇬🇧.......

  28. boaty msboatface
    boaty msboatface
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    I so love this story- 💕

  29. Oliver Doc
    Oliver Doc
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    I wonder how hard it was for Roy to concentrate with that exotic bird laughing in the audience

  30. P D S
    P D S
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    Jesus fucking Christ I never thought watching a comedy a bit on AMget could be ruined by an annoying fucking laugh from the audience. Like genuinely lady, shut the fuck up. There should be rules against laughs like that. Or at the very least could the editor please edit her goddamn voice out?? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

  31. Bryan Mason
    Bryan Mason
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    Mine had a pic of her & Eddie Murphy.

  32. Gabriel Antos
    Gabriel Antos
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    love how around 7:58 he pauses after saying "what kinda sick bastard just trick people" then pauses cuz of his past as a prank caller lol

  33. Javier Ipina
    Javier Ipina
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    He stands still cuz hes drunk joyce!!!! Lmao😂😂😂

  34. M A R I N A
    M A R I N A
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    "It's just a movie about a bitch flippin' and crying" This is why you're a comedian, aren't you, Roy?

  35. George Leventis
    George Leventis
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    This has to be one of the tightest bits. I hate to even call it a bit. It is so well written and delivered. This is like a stand up Master Class. Every time I watch more Roy Wood Jr, I’m floored by his talent. Just needed to get that out.

  36. Lenemus
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    "No, bitch. Yes worries. I have worries." lol Great story. I hope Rod Stewart sends a signed picture eventually.

  37. Dj Lou
    Dj Lou
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    Why chick laugh so loud sounds like she had her own mic 😂😂😂

  38. DeadAir
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    In about 1985 I went into a fried chicken place in Nashville and saw Rod Stewart leaving. Was told we were at the table he had been at. I was 15 and didn't give a damn about Rod Stewart.

  39. jive moon
    jive moon
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    Fckin esther ku, i knw that laugh anywhere

  40. arpit prakash
    arpit prakash
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    Please that laugh is war crime

  41. Striker92
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    How his momma not say Richard Pryor

  42. TheWordMercy82
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    Rod Stewart needs to make a cameo appearance on This is Not Happening and have Roy Wood Jr. say "This is happening!" XD Classic!

  43. Elias Garcia
    Elias Garcia
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    Skeet skeet!

  44. Mr. XYZ
    Mr. XYZ
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  45. Jasmain Jasmain
    Jasmain Jasmain
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    I told you that wasn't Rod Stewart 😅

  46. Dustin Beyette
    Dustin Beyette
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    HAHAHAHAHAthis guy is killing it

  47. Niepi
    7 ամիս առաջ

    That girl though háhèháhèháhè

  48. Flower Power
    Flower Power
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  49. Steven Lewis
    Steven Lewis
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    Yes worries 😂

  50. T K
    T K
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    It's hilarious that his mom likes Roy White!!

  51. TheresOnly1Stef
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    Liked @ 13:26 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  52. 75hilmar
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    Mount Rushmore over the fireplace

  53. Kris
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Im trying to remember if ive ever been in the crowd of this show before, because i keep hearing my laugh.

  54. Sun Moon Stars
    Sun Moon Stars
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    Old lady Coachella. Lol

  55. Jonathan Robinson
    Jonathan Robinson
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    My girlfriend said if he ended with and that’s how I got removed from the fireplace.

  56. Stewart Goodwin
    Stewart Goodwin
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    Lol... "No worries"

  57. Leone Ranger
    Leone Ranger
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    Lol, I have a negative momma too Roy! 😫

  58. Sandy Barrett
    Sandy Barrett
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    His story telling is so captivating. He's not lieing about harrods. I live London and my broke arse never been inside cause I know I can't afford nothing.

  59. Mel Man
    Mel Man
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    Who is that ditsy sounding girl? 😂😂😂

  60. Jocelyn Webb
    Jocelyn Webb
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    Ok Tator Salad!!!! Love Ron too but love you more Roy!!!😍😍😍 I remember listening to you from The Rickey Smiley Morning Show with the prank calls but my local radio station switched to The Breakfast Club and it was inappropriate while taking my kids to school every morning. Sorry I digress....I love your comedy!!!😍😍😍

  61. J J
    J J
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    This guy is badass

  62. Nasharada Z
    Nasharada Z
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    I love it when you call your mom Joyce! You're so much fun. Thank you.

  63. Stick Figure With A Hat
    Stick Figure With A Hat
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    Who laughing like “huehuehuehuehue”

  64. Serendipity
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    If they dont kick out that girl with that laugh

  65. Jill Niemczynski
    Jill Niemczynski
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    I met Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top at a George Webb's in Milwaukee. He was very nice.

  66. TheJokersnuts
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    I hope Rod sent her a picture after hearing this special.

  67. Sam Wit
    Sam Wit
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    Roy Wood Jr > Ari Shaffir

  68. josheph arnold
    josheph arnold
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    Can’t get over him introducing himself

  69. Daniel Morse
    Daniel Morse
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    Roy Wood Jr. is the shit.

  70. Forrest Whittaker’s Eye
    Forrest Whittaker’s Eye
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    I crack up when he calls his mom by her name. “I’m grown, Joyce!” 😂😂😂😂😂

  71. Luca Navarrete
    Luca Navarrete
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    0:39 what’s the shining kid doing here

  72. Miles McCue
    Miles McCue
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    13:03 that laugh bro it’s killing me

  73. Nyata D
    Nyata D
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    I am sorry I felt the same way about Gravity.... Sorry That laugh would get old in the office but works in the comedy club

  74. WHB JR
    WHB JR
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    Asshole much?

  75. Sydney Dwoskin
    Sydney Dwoskin
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    I dont know where you from but down south that is the most sacred place for a picture to be put HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  76. DrDespicable
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    Hey, I met Cozy Powell at a Denny's in Oklahoma City, once, so keep the dream alive! And yes, he was playing OKC that night...

  77. Joshua Williams
    Joshua Williams
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    Do you think rod Stewart watched this video

  78. Jacob Erickson
    Jacob Erickson
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    My mother has a funeral Playlist too. It's on her iPhone called the 'End of Life' Playlist. Her advanced health care directive says that if she's ever in a vegetative state, they need to put on that Playlist and let it run in its entirety and if they show no spikes in brain activity, they can just pull the plug. The primary elements on that Playlist are Hold on I'm Coming and Soul Man by Sam and Dave... Plus a lot of other amazing things.

  79. Mr Picky
    Mr Picky
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    Ron White is dope tho)

  80. Vashonda James
    Vashonda James
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    I am so late to the party for this dude. He's Awesome ~ Thank you Roy Wood Jr. for laughter in a time of so much pain.

  81. success2471
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    Me too her laugh is annoying. She had to be seated in the front 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  82. Nick Ornce
    Nick Ornce
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    Cannot handle hyena lady bro she doesn’t belong in a comedy club she needa stay home and wait for the AMget video

  83. Alexi Vanderstraeten
    Alexi Vanderstraeten
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    This is one of the best written and delivered piece of standup. Love Roy!

  84. David Alexander
    David Alexander
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    755 Rod Stewart impersonators dislike this

  85. Jelly Donut
    Jelly Donut
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    This man has the gift of story telling. Goddamn this is the best.

  86. Daktylon
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    It’s always weird when they introduce themselves.

  87. somosgenel
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    Funny, yet MESSED UP.. He even admits it himself...Do NOT step on the dreams and delusions of others... If they DO NOT hurt you, others or the person itself LET IT BE...Let the old lady have her moment...

  88. Pineapple Poppy seeds
    Pineapple Poppy seeds
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    "no bich yes worries" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  89. NeuroHack
    10 ամիս առաջ

    Such a bad host.

  90. Hungrey
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  91. mrfester42
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    Damn! I was really hoping she was finally going to meet Rod Stewart.

  92. Brage Ellingvåg
    Brage Ellingvåg
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    Imagine you're on a first date with a really pretty and wholesome girl at a comicshow, and then she laugh like that... wyd?

  93. Darren Natman
    Darren Natman
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    Flip Wilson X Jim Brown = Roy Wood Jr.

  94. john Capo
    john Capo
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  95. Catherine Ford
    Catherine Ford
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    The Laughing Woman needs an orgasm instead

  96. Kapil Chhabria
    Kapil Chhabria
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    That was worth every second of the 15:27.

  97. Surge Patriot
    Surge Patriot
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    Why she laughing like that tho

  98. Marion Lewis
    Marion Lewis
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    Dude is really funny

  99. elani
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    if that were my mom i would have let her believe that

  100. Onion Dip
    Onion Dip
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    “You a good wingman, Lets roll !”