Patrice O'Neal | Patrice O’Neal Live! (Full Comedy Special)

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According to Patrice, kids can't help but laugh when they see something funny, even if it is impolite. Adults learn not to do that “but your first feeling,” Patrice insists, “is your real feeling.” In an exuberant half-hour from 2002, O’Neal goes after the real ways we all feel about sex, race, and each other.
Studios: KMW Productions, Messina Baker Entertainment
Director: Keith Truesdell
Producers: Richard Baker, Rick Messina, Ken Weinstock
Writer: Patrice O'Neal
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  1. Angel Hernandez
    Angel Hernandez
    21 ժամ առաջ

    I remember hearing this receipt joke when I was a kid but I could never remember who it was. RIP to the great!

  2. George Jordan
    George Jordan
    23 ժամ առաջ

    I just found Patrice in 2010 and he changed comedy for me, I love everything about him, so honest and funny w

  3. Goenie
    Օր առաջ

    Although often funny, Patrice is a real racist. I guess then it's ok.

  4. Martin Christian
    Martin Christian
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    his southern accent is really shit i mean thats the easiest one to fake it

  5. egdapo
    2 օր առաջ

    I dunno man, I didn't laugh out loud once... is it just me?

  6. egdapo
    2 օր առաջ

    I dunno man, I didn't laugh out loud once... is it just me?

  7. G Wark
    G Wark
    2 օր առաջ

    God, I miss this guy.

  8. Lo Livingston
    Lo Livingston
    3 օր առաջ

    Dont let racism guilt you into death -Patrice Oneal No Truer words Mr. Oneal. No truer words 😂😂👌🏾

  9. Tomas Busillis
    Tomas Busillis
    3 օր առաջ

    Great find & share!!!

  10. DCMA247
    3 օր առաջ

    love this dude, save my life for real.. BLACK PHILIPP SHOW!

  11. Zeshaan Qazi
    Zeshaan Qazi
    4 օր առաջ

    When you get paid? I fukin died!!! 🤣

  12. Skunk69 x
    Skunk69 x
    4 օր առաջ

    "professional porno nuts".....LOL

  13. Lindane Mnguni
    Lindane Mnguni
    4 օր առաջ

    Patrice O'Neal & Ban Mac lived us too early they tell jokes like so easy

  14. Milton Gibson
    Milton Gibson
    4 օր առաջ

    Man I miss this dude...R.I.P.

  15. DR smith
    DR smith
    4 օր առաջ

    What a shame he's not with us & his family. Imagine his stand up in 2021.

  16. Robert Trebor
    Robert Trebor
    5 օր առաջ

    i don't think these people even know what they're laughing about.this guy's about as funny as cancer/

  17. Leroy Johnson
    Leroy Johnson
    5 օր առաջ

    Somehow under ever Patrice video it’s hard to find a hateful comment and it’s a testament to what comedy lost when this man died R.I.P to the comics comic

  18. Dushyant Rajput
    Dushyant Rajput
    5 օր առաջ

    The girl in red 24:55 ❤️

  19. AJHyoton
    5 օր առաջ

    "Ohh. I fell for the cancer hang a nigga trick!" I am pretty sure no one else ever strung those words together

  20. M
    6 օր առաջ

    "when you get paid" hahahhaha

  21. krillions underlow
    krillions underlow
    6 օր առաջ

    Ayoooooo... dude was great

  22. Brandon Obaza
    Brandon Obaza
    6 օր առաջ

    Never met the guy, but I would jump into a volcano to bring him back.

  23. jamal
    6 օր առաջ

    One of the greatest to ever do it

  24. Ms Y'vette
    Ms Y'vette
    6 օր առաջ

    He was and still is my favorite of all times.

  25. Heathcliff Von
    Heathcliff Von
    6 օր առաջ

    We miss you Patrice

  26. nans stan fan
    nans stan fan
    7 օր առաջ

    Crazy how this is out 2 months and almost has a million views. Kinda ironic that fame finally rang after he's gone. But that's what made Patrice the best, he never sold out and always said and done what he felt like, and I cant remember the quote exactly, but he said he always wanted people to remember him after he died because it'd keep him alive in a weird way R.I.P to the goat, gone but his influence is still strong and the cult grows more each day

  27. Giancarlo Biondino
    Giancarlo Biondino
    7 օր առաջ

    Once you see truly hilarious philosophical comedy, it's all over for ya. Nothing hits harder.

  28. Abdiwali Buul
    Abdiwali Buul
    7 օր առաջ

    Absolute Icon of a man

  29. thatonlyking 727
    thatonlyking 727
    8 օր առաջ

    ill always remember this guy from the show shorties watching shorties

  30. pedromedina93
    8 օր առաջ

    We need more Patrice videos

  31. sir rom
    sir rom
    8 օր առաջ

    one of the funniest men dead today.

  32. Enrique Tellez
    Enrique Tellez
    8 օր առաջ


  33. haxino
    9 օր առաջ

    You wanna go to the movie 🍿

  34. Grant Perkins
    Grant Perkins
    9 օր առաջ


  35. Ian Macleod
    Ian Macleod
    9 օր առաջ

    This dude isn't funny. Shit really.

  36. Javier Javier Ortiz
    Javier Javier Ortiz
    9 օր առաջ

    Patrice O'Neil the GOAT. RIP Big Guy

  37. Craig Bielsky
    Craig Bielsky
    10 օր առաջ

    chemotherapy classes dead R.I.P.. PATRICE.

  38. Brian Kinney
    Brian Kinney
    10 օր առաջ

    What kills my heart is knowing how much he would have destroyed, been canceled and flourished in the last ten years. We all lost a prophet.

  39. Youssef Zayani
    Youssef Zayani
    10 օր առաջ

    Rip man

  40. Ddarrel Smith
    Ddarrel Smith
    10 օր առաջ


  41. happyscrub
    10 օր առաջ

    Was something edited out at 8:00 ? Looked like an odd cut away to the audience there. Maybe the joke got too much mature?

  42. Dirty Dirt McGogurt
    Dirty Dirt McGogurt
    11 օր առաջ

    I hate when you watch old standup from one of your favorite comedians, and it just seems like it's a "Lite" version of them (like they didn't "come into their own" yet). THIS, is not one of those times. Just as good as all of his sets. RIP Patrice O'Neal.

  43. ben6993
    11 օր առաջ

    I only discovered him recently, dam we lost someone truly special

  44. NiceChasin ChaseGods
    NiceChasin ChaseGods
    11 օր առաջ

    The GOAT!

  45. Chris Hernandez
    Chris Hernandez
    12 օր առաջ

    I still miss him man

  46. nadir larbi
    nadir larbi
    12 օր առաջ

    "Where my mf egg at !!! " 😂😂😂😂😂

  47. Jill Raedels
    Jill Raedels
    13 օր առաջ

    i second all the comments about seeing something new. such a sad loss of a funny and entertaining man.

  48. airbender except with bees
    airbender except with bees
    13 օր առաջ

    "We let this dude grow..." lmao

  49. ti pr
    ti pr
    13 օր առաջ

    “Chemotherapy classes”

  50. skandy iAm
    skandy iAm
    13 օր առաջ

    "Count down from from from three" hahahaha.

  51. sblacht
    13 օր առաջ

    When Patrice died is when the world truly went to shit

  52. Alex Rojas
    Alex Rojas
    13 օր առաջ

    Met a guy Uber driver. Black brotha he does stand up locally. I mentioned Patrice o'neal, he had no clue. WTF

  53. Bala Malladi
    Bala Malladi
    14 օր առաջ

    The philosopher I need. Greatest ever. Miss this huge brains.logical masterly personality. Always a pleasure to repeatedly watch. Eye opener

  54. Jason Meas
    Jason Meas
    14 օր առաջ

    2 months and only 800k views. Kids nowadays don’t know what they missing. RIP to the one and only Patrice Oneal

  55. Ronald Gideon
    Ronald Gideon
    14 օր առաջ

    Is it crazy that I do the same things that Patrice does to make sure he has an alibi. Make sure you get the receipts, keep your trash cigarette butts etc. Lol!

  56. Dan Ellis
    Dan Ellis
    14 օր առաջ

    Losing weight is my new thing , much love and respect for Patrice. Rip my man....your existence has taught me how to move forward ...

  57. xEmerald
    14 օր առաջ

    1:50 HA! Got em R.I.P Goat

  58. Rajesh Singh
    Rajesh Singh
    15 օր առաջ

    Thank god I found him at an age I can really fucking enjoy each joke Rip G.O.A.T

  59. Sanki King
    Sanki King
    15 օր առաջ

    God bless you for uploading this!!!

  60. Gary Kiefer
    Gary Kiefer
    15 օր առաջ

    Imagine Patrice O'Neal going toe to toe with cancel culture. He would be a destroyer, a conquerer, a hero..

  61. B T
    B T
    16 օր առաջ

    Man, that final joke had me in tears

  62. That 90's Guy
    That 90's Guy
    16 օր առաջ

    Meh not funny, idk why is guy is all over AMget

  63. Levi Stewart
    Levi Stewart
    17 օր առաջ

    That porn he was talking about was Ron Jermy in the Houston 500 video! She did 500 dudes!

  64. NAGA Samurai Go Ichi
    NAGA Samurai Go Ichi
    18 օր առաջ

    A great majority of the comment section I agree with. This popped up out of nowhere and I feel like I found a jewel.

  65. Simeon Starr
    Simeon Starr
    19 օր առաջ

    One of my all time favourite comedians, the legend Patrice O'Neil RIP🙏🏾❤🙏🏾

  66. Matt In NJ
    Matt In NJ
    19 օր առաջ

    Quite simply, the GOAT

  67. Mick Care
    Mick Care
    19 օր առաջ

    -15:35 you need Confirmation

  68. Sanz Rich
    Sanz Rich
    19 օր առաջ

    Hilarious. This guy..😂🗣️

  69. Tara Johnson
    Tara Johnson
    19 օր առաջ

    when he talked about his health i got sad :(

  70. Fenris Unchained
    Fenris Unchained
    19 օր առաջ

    Sarah Abrams brother?

  71. Madony Allara
    Madony Allara
    19 օր առաջ

    When you get paid !!!!

  72. Mitchell Mahurin
    Mitchell Mahurin
    20 օր առաջ

    Goddammit, I miss this man daily.

  73. dot
    20 օր առաջ

    Tony invented the Donkey Punch

  74. dot
    20 օր առաջ

    Hello folks!!! Wonder if Nate Bargatze was outside in Patrice's car during this

  75. Manuel Carmona
    Manuel Carmona
    20 օր առաջ

    i love the title of the channel. patrice wanted to title 1 of his specials 800 pound

  76. bobby evans
    bobby evans
    20 օր առաջ

    24:56 I think someone can relate to the joke lol

  77. Charlie Furneaux
    Charlie Furneaux
    20 օր առաջ

    I don't blame him...because every one of us first worlders felt the same way about Katrina...that place definitely needed a bath....just sucks so many of them came to Jacksonville...

  78. Santo Deportes
    Santo Deportes
    21 օր առաջ

    Boston should have a Patrice O'neal park. Unfortunately Boston is mad fake now. Cornballs gentrification .

  79. OK-1K1
    21 օր առաջ

    Gone too soon...

  80. Leo Stallworth
    Leo Stallworth
    21 օր առաջ

    People are laughing already.. I guess his disposition is funny? I don’t get it.. I mean there really laughing hard af.. smh

  81. Lander Belair
    Lander Belair
    22 օր առաջ

    I need more of this guy man! Please

  82. Drew Clarke
    Drew Clarke
    22 օր առաջ

    Rest up my boy goat comedy 🔥🔥🔥

  83. Andre Jones
    Andre Jones
    22 օր առաջ

    This is internet platinum!!!!!

  84. The Humble Onion
    The Humble Onion
    22 օր առաջ

    "chemotherapy... classes" is the funniest missed line on this

  85. Eliu Villarreal
    Eliu Villarreal
    22 օր առաջ

    I miss him. The fucking King. Why couldn't God take Carrot Top? Or that prick with the puppets?

  86. codelz187
    22 օր առաջ

    this was amazing. thank you! RIP

  87. Jerome Stukes
    Jerome Stukes
    22 օր առաջ

    Rest easy legend

  88. khouloud Ben rhouma
    khouloud Ben rhouma
    23 օր առաջ

    Hhhhh Patrice Ur thé best ❤️ RIP That s me : i Can t give a Fuck im not hypocrite...

  89. Vic Mo
    Vic Mo
    23 օր առաջ

    La posse

  90. Titan1330 BOY
    Titan1330 BOY
    23 օր առաջ

    Hes not funny....

  91. Wendy Lee
    Wendy Lee
    23 օր առաջ .🆂🅴🆇 🅿️🆁🅸🆅🅰️🆃🅴💋🅽🆄🅳🅴💋 💋👌 今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです!この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね!1万人を超える人が見ていたもん(笑)やっぱり人参最高!まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした. 在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成%員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。! 說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙 山核桃和豆科灌木 😍

  92. Waiga Arya
    Waiga Arya
    23 օր առաջ

    start counting , from.........................................................................3 ,2,,1 magic haan !!!! xD

  93. ReEducated Ronin
    ReEducated Ronin
    23 օր առաջ

    So many comics bite his jokes. It’s ridiculous

  94. someone you'll disagree with
    someone you'll disagree with
    23 օր առաջ

    That half hour flew the fuck by

  95. Google Knows
    Google Knows
    24 օր առաջ

    He would be proud to see America becoming as racially aware as the first joke was.

  96. Psychokore Underground Rap
    Psychokore Underground Rap
    24 օր առաջ

    Patrice is best when he shares his wisdom.

  97. OssamabinKenny
    24 օր առաջ

    wasn't that last bit of it from Tokyo Ghoul?!

  98. MrBuketman
    24 օր առաջ

    This wimpy modern pc culture needs more comedians like Patrice. No matter how rough, or raunchy the subject is he always found a way to be smooth about it.

  99. Vivien Martin
    Vivien Martin
    24 օր առաջ

    The way he talked about that guilt of assuming stereotypes is exactly how we ALL feel

  100. Cadillac Calhoun
    Cadillac Calhoun
    25 օր առաջ

    Please please come into my dove room 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂