How NOT to Finger Someone - Nikki Glaser

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Nikki Glaser admits she’s hiding something from her boyfriend and educates the audience on fingering.
Original airdate: April 26, 2014
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  1. Holly Snyder
    Holly Snyder
    10 ժամ առաջ

    Her comedy is gross and tired. She needs to come up with new material.

  2. Jonathan W.N
    Jonathan W.N
    15 ժամ առաջ

    This is Amy Schumer levels of disgusting comedy.

  3. Mel Novit
    Mel Novit
    2 օր առաջ

    Do you know any actual JOKES or is it just about disgusting body parts

  4. Shallot
    Shallot
    2 օր առաջ

    Am I the only watching this with a straight stone-type face?

  5. Stephen Goodman
    Stephen Goodman
    4 օր առաջ

    LOL!!!

  6. Happy Seedlen
    Happy Seedlen
    4 օր առաջ

    lol.. Same'ol female comedians... All sex jokes... yawn. ppl claiming she has new material smh.

  7. Flaming Shrub
    Flaming Shrub
    6 օր առաջ

    ha!!! so funny! awesome scit ty!¬!!

  8. jonás
    jonás
    6 օր առաջ

    LEEEEEGGSSS

  9. Jason Gunningham
    Jason Gunningham
    6 օր առաջ

    Wow she has really nice legs

  10. Conner
    Conner
    9 օր առաջ

    Wow a kinda funny woman... bravo

  11. Dog days
    Dog days
    9 օր առաջ

    female "comedy" :so, my vagina... it was funny the first 100 times or so but it is getting old,just saying.

  12. ALWAYS ONEBANGED
    ALWAYS ONEBANGED
    9 օր առաջ

    still waiting to laugh

  13. Joel Middaugh
    Joel Middaugh
    9 օր առաջ

    I still don't know whether Nikki is funny, all I know is she is hot and talks about sex a lot and I am equally entertained.

  14. Patriot James
    Patriot James
    10 օր առաջ

    I want to marry this broad!

  15. assblaster
    assblaster
    11 օր առաջ

    Female comedy really is nothing but basic sex jokes and farting

  16. Kevin Rochfort
    Kevin Rochfort
    11 օր առաջ

    Well I learned something today....

  17. Chris Hanner
    Chris Hanner
    11 օր առաջ

    Shut up bird!

  18. Lemmewinks Wikileaks
    Lemmewinks Wikileaks
    11 օր առաջ

    Why do female comedians always go way sexual and raunchy with their humor? Like, it’s possible to tell jokes other than being a female, fucking, etc. I’m thinking of hilarious comedians like Arj Barker, Brian Reagan, Dave Chappel, etc. it’s not all about how raunchy your mind can be...

  19. 3rdaxis
    3rdaxis
    12 օր առաջ

    Nikki Glaser is perfect;)

  20. Fin Gerbang
    Fin Gerbang
    12 օր առաջ

    For I am the clit commander!

  21. Kamala Harassment
    Kamala Harassment
    12 օր առաջ

    Not funny

  22. sam cresswell
    sam cresswell
    13 օր առաջ

    And people pay to go and see her, Why!

  23. JP_1984
    JP_1984
    13 օր առաջ

    90% of what makes her funny is that she is hot, any guy who would say the same thing would have meh loughs ? we just like to see woman who talks about sex

  24. Patrick Ladd
    Patrick Ladd
    13 օր առաջ

    Yep got to get me one like that

  25. Hugh Campbell
    Hugh Campbell
    14 օր առաջ

    On my way to download fruitninja now

  26. Tyler Olson Films
    Tyler Olson Films
    15 օր առաջ

    honestly I've yet to see a truly funny female stand up. Like all they talk about is sex and dicks and blowjobs. Some are mildly funny, but overall it just gets old. There are plenty of funny women. Goldie Hawn, Mary Tyler Moore, Julia louie Dreyfuss, Tina Fey...I don't know but female stand up just doesn't do it for me

  27. Daman Cooper
    Daman Cooper
    15 օր առաջ

    I watched this purely for research purposes. Time to conduct some field tests.

  28. Hilly beaner
    Hilly beaner
    15 օր առաջ

    If "Honesty is always the best policy." Was a person. 😄😄

  29. Mik H.
    Mik H.
    15 օր առաջ

    Looks like Dee Reynolds finally got her stand-up career going

    1. P Mac
      P Mac
      8 օր առաջ

      elite reference

  30. Randall Benjamin
    Randall Benjamin
    16 օր առաջ

    She’s dope and extremely good looking 😍

  31. Colin O Gorman
    Colin O Gorman
    16 օր առաջ

    🤣

  32. Gregory Neale
    Gregory Neale
    16 օր առաջ

    If you have something negative to say Why are you even Rogering this?

  33. Matt Nichols
    Matt Nichols
    16 օր առաջ

    Just so funny and so hot I love you Nikki smoke n hot and funny as hell can’t get better Than that in my opinion

  34. A K
    A K
    16 օր առաջ

    Hilarious 😂

  35. Jawn Jacob
    Jawn Jacob
    18 օր առաջ

    Man, I thought she was hilarious until I heard her standup. Her podcasting and roasting is wayyy funnier

    1. Jawn Jacob
      Jawn Jacob
      17 օր առաջ

      Sorry. I dont mean to knock her art. I guess I jist appreciate more natural/organic/flowy humor. Not trying to be a hater. I was just really surprised when I watched this

  36. Rob
    Rob
    18 օր առաջ

    Does she have the greatest legs or What? She is to pretty to be a comedian, I would just sit listen to anything she says.

  37. little booby
    little booby
    19 օր առաջ

    Well he knows now..... So that's where she gets her material..

  38. Chad Harris
    Chad Harris
    19 օր առաջ

    Amy Schumer's lost some weight

  39. felix o gaitero
    felix o gaitero
    20 օր առաջ

    haha women humor

  40. MPHO MULAUDZI
    MPHO MULAUDZI
    20 օր առաջ

    Has anyone noticed about 90 % of jokes by female comedians in this channel or in general got something to do with sex. It's crazy.

  41. Carlos Marcus
    Carlos Marcus
    20 օր առաջ

    Her pacing is so good. Jabs and punches.

  42. DINX PE
    DINX PE
    20 օր առաջ

    Very sad....your dad must be so proud

    1. bm phil
      bm phil
      15 օր առաջ

      When the pandemic hit she moved back in with her parents in Missouri......that's kinda telling.

  43. ziielu
    ziielu
    20 օր առաջ

    Am i the only one who thinks ppl have less dignity year by year?

    1. ziielu
      ziielu
      20 օր առաջ

      But shes funny thou

  44. Dan Fotter
    Dan Fotter
    20 օր առաջ

    She is sooo incredible hot.

  45. Kevin Schindele
    Kevin Schindele
    21 օր առաջ

    Ahhh a sex joke by a girl that's a new one

  46. Mario Montgomery
    Mario Montgomery
    22 օր առաջ

    Oh wait! She owns that baby.

  47. Fabian Garcia
    Fabian Garcia
    23 օր առաջ

    Wow, very beautiful, and very funny., So beautiful and funny, cool

  48. omar
    omar
    23 օր առաջ

    She's definitely cringey and filthy but certainly not funny. Have not met a funny woman in my life yet. But all you bettas can keep saying you have.

  49. Brewnoe
    Brewnoe
    23 օր առաջ

    David Spade ,,,, joe dirt it

  50. David B
    David B
    23 օր առաջ

    more painful are these jokes.

  51. Sven Erk
    Sven Erk
    24 օր առաջ

    She is a great comedian :)

  52. Manic Mechanic
    Manic Mechanic
    24 օր առաջ

    I can't finger it out I'm carnivores

  53. Thomas McNulty
    Thomas McNulty
    25 օր առաջ

    EXCELLENT!!!

  54. Sam Be3
    Sam Be3
    25 օր առաջ

    Is this comedy?

  55. Danny McDonnell
    Danny McDonnell
    25 օր առաջ

    Stand up or Brazzers..she could of gone either way.

  56. Skeeter McSwagger
    Skeeter McSwagger
    25 օր առաջ

    "....... you just wait for the pomegranate to come out and then you just intensely scrub it...." OMFG- ROTFFLMMAO!!!!!

  57. John John
    John John
    25 օր առաջ

    She is very hot looking .

  58. Markendy Alexis
    Markendy Alexis
    25 օր առաջ

    I'm listening, I'm liking,, she's still on top of her game and more 👀

  59. strongbrave
    strongbrave
    26 օր առաջ

    Are you a squirter?

  60. guitarizt68
    guitarizt68
    27 օր առաջ

    Sooooo.....a therapist tells a woman with obvious insecurity issues that the best coping mechanism she can employ is to try stand-up comedy focusing on toilet-humor which appeals to those with similar low-brow mentality. Got it.

  61. foreign warren
    foreign warren
    27 օր առաջ

    Best female comedian

  62. Dissociated Women Incorporated
    Dissociated Women Incorporated
    28 օր առաջ

    I love Nikki Glaser ❤️ like, including in a gay way.

  63. danny crayton
    danny crayton
    28 օր առաջ

    He will either run or you will be biting a pillow while he goes nuts on your bum

  64. Ray Mclaughlin
    Ray Mclaughlin
    28 օր առաջ

    One pound bag of beans with two pounds available ..empty the bag or you're not going to get the second bag of beans in without damaging someone .......nuff said ...

  65. allen daniels
    allen daniels
    28 օր առաջ

    Pathetic

  66. Timinator
    Timinator
    29 օր առաջ

    Females the World over a screaming about being objectified by Guys "we're more than just a sex object".....every Female comedienne 30 seconds into their Stand up..."let me tell YOU about MY sexual experiences"

  67. Mike
    Mike
    29 օր առաջ

    this assumption is far out there, i know, and many would call it reaching, but....I bet Nikki Glaser is overall a unhappy person...

  68. Lane Coker
    Lane Coker
    29 օր առաջ

    Her kid will look and sound like Amy Schumer. No matter what gender she decides it will be.

  69. Malibu Ice
    Malibu Ice
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    Nikki is so hot.

  70. E Bon
    E Bon
    Ամիս առաջ

    The nimble example controversly question because peer-to-peer ultimately offer with a important period. measly, icky copy

  71. Golden Sands
    Golden Sands
    Ամիս առաջ

    Why do all of these comedy central stand up clips suggested to me have women talking about pedophilia? like, every single one. like 4 videos in a row.

    1. JustJJ
      JustJJ
      Ամիս առաջ

      And it all good if it's an adult woman talking about getting turned on by a minor. But if a grown man says anything close to it, he deserves to be castrated and allowed to bleed to death from the stump. The hypocrisy is disgusting.

  72. Robert Barnett
    Robert Barnett
    Ամիս առաջ

    Such a turn off

  73. Jim Celmer
    Jim Celmer
    Ամիս առաջ

    That was very good thank you. I really enjoyed it, very clever.

  74. Shaun Pierce
    Shaun Pierce
    Ամիս առաջ

    Funny as hell and hot as hell too, perfect combination.

  75. Eric R
    Eric R
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    How is this lady not a high school teacher in Florida?

  76. Love Dogs
    Love Dogs
    Ամիս առաջ

    Bless her jaded heart

  77. Greg Jo
    Greg Jo
    Ամիս առաջ

    I love gorgeous women comedians who tell dirty jokes funny in a turn on all the ones

  78. Stephen Carpenteri
    Stephen Carpenteri
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    Slow and easy, follow the cues. Do it right and they'll beg for more.

  79. MrNicks24
    MrNicks24
    Ամիս առաջ

    We need a demonstration.

  80. Tanvi Jain
    Tanvi Jain
    Ամիս առաջ

    DAMNNN

  81. David Fitzgerald
    David Fitzgerald
    Ամիս առաջ

    She is so funny.

  82. David AD
    David AD
    Ամիս առաջ

    I would marry her immediately.

  83. joedq
    joedq
    Ամիս առաջ

    Love her, so funny

  84. Hikergy 16
    Hikergy 16
    Ամիս առաջ

    Wow. A female comedian talking about genitalia. Surprising

  85. Matthew Burkhart
    Matthew Burkhart
    Ամիս առաջ

    She great!

  86. Jim Howse
    Jim Howse
    Ամիս առաջ

    Shes gross but butt for sure funny.

  87. Randy Plett
    Randy Plett
    Ամիս առաջ

    She’s cute & funny 😍

  88. Tina Foster
    Tina Foster
    Ամիս առաջ

    This chikk is crazy, crazy like a fuqqs hehe

  89. Steve Angello
    Steve Angello
    Ամիս առաջ

    She better watch out for Carlos, steals your jokes guy, lol I couldn't spell it lol. He's probably out there writing this kick ass work down.

    1. JustJJ
      JustJJ
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      It's all good. He'll steal her bit about the 13 y.o. and cancel culture with disappear him.

  90. Joshua Snyder
    Joshua Snyder
    Ամիս առաջ

    Gross and not funny.

  91. Jimmy Logan
    Jimmy Logan
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    The breezy composer internationally taste because oval bacteriologically wonder save a enormous font. pleasant, old tights

  92. Boolgaloo Chungus
    Boolgaloo Chungus
    Ամիս առաջ

    She’s like Amy Shoomer but actually funny

    1. Darius Parks
      Darius Parks
      Ամիս առաջ

      And pretty!!!

  93. C. Anderson
    C. Anderson
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    Wow nice tries though.

  94. First Last
    First Last
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    I never want to laugh at Nikki’s jokes but only because she’s as twisted as I am. She’s in a league her own, just epic as always

  95. M0viLover
    M0viLover
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    "I was never into anal .. and then I did coke.." Great!!

  96. jose marques
    jose marques
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    see, feminist "comedians"? that's how you do it

  97. aprattdesign
    aprattdesign
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    Nikki Glaser is a freakin queen. Someone knock this girl up so she can be fulfilled in life. I feel like it shouldn’t be this hard.

  98. Corn on the cob
    Corn on the cob
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    Funny as hell and beautiful!

  99. Grant Sturgeon
    Grant Sturgeon
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    Hit me up Nikki! I'll start doing finger exercises!!!

  100. Myles Raymond
    Myles Raymond
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    Are people laughing because this is genuinely funny or is it nervous laughter because a woman is talking about stuff women traditionally don't talk about? I ask because almost every female comic does the same damn routine.