Date with a German Vegan @Story Party Tour - True Dating Stories

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Filmed live at Curious Comedy Theater Portland, December 2018

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  1. Elena Gabrielle
    Elena Gabrielle
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    Elena Gabrielle Solo Tour 2022 TBA soon! - Sign up to our mailing list to hear if we're coming a city near you! 🥳 Sign up here: bit.ly/ElenaGabrielleMailingListSignUp

  2. Adriana B.
    Adriana B.
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    So true.

  3. Nudon Axa
    Nudon Axa
    12 օր առաջ

    She's awesome so under rated

  4. Ian Ramon
    Ian Ramon
    14 օր առաջ

    Thank you so much dear for sharing these videos. It made my days so brigther. Love your energy, jokes. Do you have any full show online i can buy ?

    1. Elena Gabrielle
      Elena Gabrielle
      14 օր առաջ

      Not yet. Will hopefully be back onstage later this year to film a new special. Will be launching my new podcast here soon! Stay tuned! 🥳

  5. pranay sanghadia
    pranay sanghadia
    15 օր առաջ

    Only Beautiful Goddess has glitters running in their veins,you are one of them.. You are Awesome

  6. piratekng
    piratekng
    25 օր առաջ

    So funny

  7. Vaharan Elavia
    Vaharan Elavia
    25 օր առաջ

    Her German accent sounds very Indian 😅

  8. Chisty Chowdhury
    Chisty Chowdhury
    28 օր առաջ

    Ok

  9. J
    J
    Ամիս առաջ

    This is so real!!

  10. Paige Wilson Franklin
    Paige Wilson Franklin
    Ամիս առաջ

    lol don't be shy how many did you ask him to give you

  11. malya shridhar
    malya shridhar
    Ամիս առաջ

    Oh my god i love her so much😭

  12. Alaya Weekley
    Alaya Weekley
    Ամիս առաջ

    5:00 just taught me so much

  13. Alexander Ishere
    Alexander Ishere
    Ամիս առաջ

    She's the best female comic I have ever seen... and in my top 3 of men and women currently....... I just binge watched her the last 5 days

  14. Ronny Roy
    Ronny Roy
    Ամիս առաջ

    Love from India

  15. George G
    George G
    2 ամիս առաջ

    My God is this god!! Makes me want to go down unda lol

  16. David Hernandez
    David Hernandez
    2 ամիս առաջ

    That yogurt is my cats.....The best lies have a bit of truth in them.

    1. ZEROKOOL-20
      ZEROKOOL-20
      26 օր առաջ

      Flew over some people heads....

  17. tomzjamz
    tomzjamz
    2 ամիս առաջ

    That was genuinely funny af.

  18. Ashutosh Mishra
    Ashutosh Mishra
    2 ամիս առաջ

    You are unique 👍

  19. isaac ribeiro
    isaac ribeiro
    2 ամիս առաջ

    7:35 me as a man just saying that jat is not by mistake

  20. Amber Adams
    Amber Adams
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Lol is supa shady to let someone go down on u n ain't tell them u gotta yeastie ehhhhh

  21. ADM
    ADM
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Hilarious genius.

  22. Shiny Mathews
    Shiny Mathews
    2 ամիս առաջ

    @Elena Gabrielle Your dating stories are so savage and so relatable..😁

  23. ntele _
    ntele _
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I literally watched this at night and i woke my brother up as i was crying from laughter...

  24. Cantonese
    Cantonese
    2 ամիս առաջ

    😂🤣she’s hilarious , and very sexy🤷🏼‍♂️

  25. Ashton Williams
    Ashton Williams
    2 ամիս առաջ

    She should be more famous then half these female comics

  26. C é c i l e
    C é c i l e
    2 ամիս առաջ

    😂

  27. Mazze Whiteley
    Mazze Whiteley
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Liked and subscribed #tooreal

  28. Paul McGee
    Paul McGee
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Get this woman in JRE, we can replace Whitney Cummings once and for all.

  29. Pad Cha
    Pad Cha
    3 ամիս առաջ

    I conduct an international sex culture comparison myself. It's the most insightful thing to do when you are abroad... 😁 Love from Germany 🇦🇺🇩🇪

  30. jenna anshel
    jenna anshel
    3 ամիս առաջ

    You deserve a Netflix special I can’t want to see you on Netflix omg . You are so funny and real . I love you ❤️

  31. Sary S
    Sary S
    3 ամիս առաջ

    shes amazing ahahahahaha

  32. MARIPAZ MONREAL
    MARIPAZ MONREAL
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Is the best show i seen in my life

  33. Ivan Kruse Jensen
    Ivan Kruse Jensen
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Actually, wine are NOT vegan.

  34. kawooya louis
    kawooya louis
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Toilet paper boogers😂😂😂😂

    1. Jazz G.
      Jazz G.
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      😂😂😂

  35. Zareef Tashfique
    Zareef Tashfique
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Idk how Netflix thinks Amy schemer is funny, I as a dude rather see this than Amy schemer

  36. olyvine
    olyvine
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Germans would say "vejan" with a "J" pronounced in the middle :))) not a Ouighan

  37. spare
    spare
    3 ամիս առաջ

    you've clearly done a LOT of research, where did you find all of this information?

  38. ADRIAN OMAR SILVESTRY-ROMAN
    ADRIAN OMAR SILVESTRY-ROMAN
    3 ամիս առաջ

    A couple of days ago I started seeing your videos and I am obsessed with your stand up comedy videos💙

  39. Shirley Weasley
    Shirley Weasley
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Please post a video on 'Dating an Indian guy'.

  40. John Edwards
    John Edwards
    3 ամիս առաջ

    I dated a Vegan once she had a severe protein deficiency, she never let a drop go, all swallowed, then came hunting for more. Extraordinary BJ's but mad as a cut snake so didn't last long, then stalked me but thats another story.

  41. jax M
    jax M
    3 ամիս առաջ

    She is so funny. Good set!

  42. Amanda Dugovics
    Amanda Dugovics
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Ewe! It’s tea tree on a tampon for that silly

  43. Niraj Singh
    Niraj Singh
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Curd or yoghurt is a veg dish

  44. shaggy18angyalka
    shaggy18angyalka
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Amaziiiinnnggggg 😀😀

  45. Krisztian Francsics
    Krisztian Francsics
    3 ամիս առաջ

    That was great to hear you again, you are hilarious still! Greetings from Hungary!

  46. Ella M.
    Ella M.
    3 ամիս առաջ

    We germans are wegan 😭

  47. Alexander Bice
    Alexander Bice
    3 ամիս առաջ

    YOOOO THAT PUNCHLINEEEEE

  48. Xceed
    Xceed
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Cool story but we germans don't talk like that 😂

  49. Daniel Meyers
    Daniel Meyers
    4 ամիս առաջ

    After bad experiences in the 00's, I never wanted to associate Australian girls with sex again...but this is amazing!

  50. Veljko
    Veljko
    4 ամիս առաջ

    I never thought about how Germans have sex but this is so on point.

  51. Datames Gonvalon
    Datames Gonvalon
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Since a few people believe the wegan thingy to sound fake --- it is very true, as Germans, the first English words we learn is water ~ and to sound like an English-speaker, we are supposed to pronounce our w like the English w. However in German, oftentimes the v and the w sounds are identical (v can either be pronounced w or f , but mostly w)... Therefore seing a v in english, most just pronounce it like the 'weird' English sound we have learned, I mean these two letters are pronounced the same, right!? Ergo, such beautiful words like wase, , wegan , wandalism come into existence

  52. 1lovetiger
    1lovetiger
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Thats why i love her comedy. So funy...Sie ist mega hubsche frau.

  53. Jamie Vee
    Jamie Vee
    4 ամիս առաջ

    6:48 all the time! It’s like don’t get me wrong it’s nice but my goodness it’s a stressful process 😆

  54. Berany patiño lopez
    Berany patiño lopez
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    🤣🤣🤣 He is not vengan anymore

  55. NARJARA OLI
    NARJARA OLI
    4 ամիս առաջ

    “Drinking fountain” 7:58’.... 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂LOL

  56. BM03
    BM03
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    Well I guess he already wasn't a wegan when he started eating the uh... "yogurt fermentation container".

  57. c k
    c k
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    It is hilarious

  58. Amanda Katherine
    Amanda Katherine
    4 ամիս առաջ

    This happened to me once. My boyfriend almost threw up. 🤣

    1. CripTik
      CripTik
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      What, the yoghurt ?

    2. Dyn LeNoir
      Dyn LeNoir
      4 ամիս առաջ

      😶😮🤣

  59. Sebas_Hyr
    Sebas_Hyr
    5 ամիս առաջ

    We are Germán and proud and btw we dont have a sense of Humor

  60. nlever
    nlever
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Who got the star trek reference?

  61. Aaron Darko
    Aaron Darko
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Hilarious !! Great job !!

  62. Bia Silva
    Bia Silva
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I'll be waiting for that Netflix Special too, you're brilliant! This have been rough times for everyone and I've just spent 2 weeks in isolation and honestly, this is the only thing that makes me smile lately. 😆 keep it up and thank you!

    1. Elena Gabrielle
      Elena Gabrielle
      5 ամիս առաջ

      Thank you so much, I have new videos coming soon! Watch this space

  63. Devin Norsworthy
    Devin Norsworthy
    5 ամիս առաջ

    😆

  64. It's Elissa, not Alyssa
    It's Elissa, not Alyssa
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    You are AMAZINGGGGGG

  65. Dale drake
    Dale drake
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Congratulations your the first female comic I have ever found funny. Big fan.

  66. Pale Amigo
    Pale Amigo
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Very pretty and funny.

  67. Jo Jo
    Jo Jo
    8 ամիս առաջ

    How did I not know of Elena before?!? She's brilliantly hilarious! I, too, wish for her to have a Netflix special. I also hope she comes to Toronto 🇨🇦 Aussie, Aussie, Aussie...Oi, Oi, Oi!!! 🇦🇺

    1. Jo Jo
      Jo Jo
      8 ամիս առաջ

      @Elena Gabrielle I will defo see you then! 🤗

    2. Elena Gabrielle
      Elena Gabrielle
      8 ամիս առաջ

      I’ve played toronto a few times! Hope to come back once all this is over ❤️

  68. JM Geonanga
    JM Geonanga
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    I never dated a German before, I had a coffee with one. But I guess Im just not good enough for dating haha.

  69. whitewolfe28
    whitewolfe28
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Hysterical. ✨🤩😂🤣😂

  70. Robert W
    Robert W
    8 ամիս առաջ

    I am a fan of this lady after several vids and many belly laughs.

  71. j d
    j d
    9 ամիս առաջ

    One of the very few who deserves a Netflix special.

    1. ChaCha
      ChaCha
      2 ամիս առաջ

      She deserves it a lot more than most of the comedians they give specials to. She's funny. They aren't!

    2. Maria
      Maria
      4 ամիս առաջ

      Is she on netflix?

    3. Julie DePhillippo
      Julie DePhillippo
      5 ամիս առաջ

      Yes!!!

    4. rachel gringols
      rachel gringols
      5 ամիս առաջ

      Yes!

  72. Sebastian Müller
    Sebastian Müller
    9 ամիս առաջ

    I'd like to order a yogurt please. ;-)

  73. Catherine Lau
    Catherine Lau
    9 ամիս առաջ

  74. honeydrop
    honeydrop
    9 ամիս առաջ

    😂😂 now i probably can't go on dates with German vegans anymore 😂 sad thing is, i am german, i live in germany and i am also a vegan 🙄🤦‍♀️

    1. deepmoy hazra
      deepmoy hazra
      8 ամիս առաջ

      lol

  75. WaistingDownTimeII
    WaistingDownTimeII
    9 ամիս առաջ

    You are hilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarious girl, I am still dying!!!! LOVE THIS BIT!! Totally relate!

  76. Rike S
    Rike S
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Yum, want to taste that yogurt. Like banana split?

  77. Rike S
    Rike S
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Ya wegan, have to take German course. Give a me break, Wegan wine, what they think wine is made with cow's blood?

    1. Marine Tenfou
      Marine Tenfou
      9 ամիս առաջ

      Most of the wines in the market are filtered with fish oil, animal gelatin, egg whites and so on, so that's why they specify when a wine is "vegan". Please do your research...

  78. carynis1hotassgirl
    carynis1hotassgirl
    9 ամիս առաջ

    LMFAO!

  79. JH
    JH
    9 ամիս առաջ

    German wegans are the vorst!!!

  80. Vladislav Valev
    Vladislav Valev
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Nice story! Thanks for the laugh

  81. wintertrine
    wintertrine
    9 ամիս առաջ

    How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are very efficient and dont have a sense of humor.

    1. Soy Sauce
      Soy Sauce
      2 ամիս առաջ

      That’s epic man. Good job!

    2. Alois ros
      Alois ros
      3 ամիս առաջ

      I automatically did a german accent when i read that

    3. Random Guy
      Random Guy
      3 ամիս առաջ

      I wanted to comment the same thing😂😭

    4. Akashlina Basu
      Akashlina Basu
      3 ամիս առաջ

      This was amazing 😂

    5. honeydrop
      honeydrop
      9 ամիս առաջ

      😂😂 So true

  82. Jan Tschierschky
    Jan Tschierschky
    9 ամիս առաջ

    I just wonder what would happen if a male stand-up, made this joke about a woman.

    1. Feneco feneco
      Feneco feneco
      4 ամիս առաջ

      what joke ? If it's hatefull enough he will have a ton of views, for example.Plenty of those types,don't need to wonder much,Jan.

    2. JH
      JH
      9 ամիս առաջ

      People would laugh just as hard... :D

  83. Dace Jaunzeme
    Dace Jaunzeme
    9 ամիս առաջ

    :-D omg

  84. manney27
    manney27
    9 ամիս առաջ

    where the hell are all those german guys in germany? i wish my boyfriend would fold his clothes neatly like this. :'D

    1. Frank Huber
      Frank Huber
      9 ամիս առաջ

      When my girlfriend and I had a massage in Thailand and I folded my pants away in a orderly fashion they were impressed and one of the massage practitioners smiled at my girlfriend and said "good man"

  85. Helga Ioannidis
    Helga Ioannidis
    9 ամիս առաջ

    You know he's German,if he starts the conversation with "I have a question."

    1. METAL ASSASSIN
      METAL ASSASSIN
      29 օր առաջ

      @Kevin Osterloh Been like half a year in Germany, no german started a convo that way lmao.Might be because I was speaking with them in english mostly.

    2. Kevin Osterloh
      Kevin Osterloh
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      @Gabriel Kolbe not for me.. and im pretty german. But anyways, i have a question..

    3. Gabriel Kolbe
      Gabriel Kolbe
      2 ամիս առաջ

      oh.. that is a german thing ?! :x

  86. JT Wu
    JT Wu
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Does a German weegan eat beawer?

  87. fruitstick78
    fruitstick78
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Hilarious stuff! Thanks for the laughs xD

  88. We Are Human
    We Are Human
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Vegan is the same in German..........it's spelt the same....What she is saying is not true

  89. Aryabrinth Chakravorty
    Aryabrinth Chakravorty
    9 ամիս առաջ

    some one tag amy schumer and lets just introduce her to comedy

  90. monki mary
    monki mary
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Never heard any German pronounce a v like she did 😅

    1. ary frenkiel
      ary frenkiel
      8 ամիս առաջ

      monki mary bless your heart.

    2. gattopazzo80
      gattopazzo80
      9 ամիս առաջ

      You clearly never listened! :D

  91. sarcasmo57
    sarcasmo57
    9 ամիս առաջ

    He sounds pretty German.

  92. Björn Czaia
    Björn Czaia
    9 ամիս առաջ

    The V in German is either the same as in English (say, the word "vegan")or an F-sound (as in "Vogel"). That W-sound doesn’t exist at all in the language.

    1. L. C.
      L. C.
      3 ամիս առաջ

      @sil pogs you realise that the German guy talked English to her and of course he says "wegan" then.

    2. TemariNaraannaschatz
      TemariNaraannaschatz
      9 ամիս առաջ

      Vase, Veganer, Virus, KlaVier, Valentin, Vanille, Vagabund, Ventil, Venedig, Veranda, Violett, Vulkan, Volumen. V is pronounced as W if it's an originally non german word and in some cases like Klavier it can be pronounced as w if it's before a vocal.

    3. Chain Chompsky
      Chain Chompsky
      9 ամիս առաջ

      My German friend always said 'weegan' as well. Germans must say it to each other when speaking English, and then think it's correct.

    4. Helga Ioannidis
      Helga Ioannidis
      9 ամիս առաջ

      I'm Bavarian and we tend to say wegan. We sound really funny when we speak English.

    5. Cowboy in a Pink Stetson
      Cowboy in a Pink Stetson
      9 ամիս առաջ

      I know I shouldn't get involved, but...... That is because the German letter W is pronounced Vay. The english letter W is a d o u b l e U! and is pronounced as a double (or long ) U. Try it. uuater. uuish. uuelcome. uuindy. This is confusing to Germans and causes panic over-trying and turning the V into a U in the hope to impress. Just my two eurocents worth ..........

  93. Philip EARC
    Philip EARC
    9 ամիս առաջ

    No, that is just how germans are.

  94. Cons1337
    Cons1337
    9 ամիս առաջ

    As a german male I can confirm that we do talk on dates like that. Funny to hear your comedic perspective on it.

    1. Gingerbread Girl
      Gingerbread Girl
      3 ամիս առաջ

      @sam zey are efficient wiz zeir time

    2. sam
      sam
      3 ամիս առաջ

      But why is that?

    3. BlackAdder665
      BlackAdder665
      9 ամիս առաջ

      I don't!

  95. Gregory UK
    Gregory UK
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Drinking fountain. Too real 😳

  96. Benji JFF
    Benji JFF
    9 ամիս առաջ

    Sehr witzig. Bitte mehr davon :)

  97. puixel
    puixel
    9 ամիս առաջ

    so funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣... and your accent is so hot as well as you!

  98. Servant du peuple N•1
    Servant du peuple N•1
    10 ամիս առաջ

    Are you seeing this, Netflix? Give tha Gurl an effing show!

  99. Mikel Ezzy
    Mikel Ezzy
    10 ամիս առաջ

    You really rock girl, keep doing what you r doing, just beware of german vegans hahaha

  100. Samantha A.
    Samantha A.
    10 ամիս առաջ

    She’s hilarious