Stand Up Comedy from Ismael Loutfi

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Stand Up Comedy from Ismael Loutfi on Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Stand Up Comedy from Ismael Loutfi
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  1. Nathaniel Dolan
    Nathaniel Dolan
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    One Florida boy to another...nice work, Is.

  2. Men of Nowhere
    Men of Nowhere
    8 ամիս առաջ

    The best way of comedy is to tell story about tragedy...

  3. Mason Huss
    Mason Huss
    8 ամիս առաջ

    God Ishmael is so HOT

  4. lauren g
    lauren g
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    he’s so yummy!!! looks like my baby daddy expect this guy is and funny and not a women beater.. lol

  5. thisizamra
    thisizamra
    10 ամիս առաջ

    2020: is heath donald trump in disguise ? lmao

  6. Fathin Ishmam Mazumdar
    Fathin Ishmam Mazumdar
    10 ամիս առաջ

    This guy is so stupid! Syria is in Asia?? lol

    1. Plus
      Plus
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      😐 Asia originally means everything the east of Greece so... yeah, it's quite "Asian" this way. You could say it's more Asian than the other regions. Where do you locate Syria exactly 🤨 ?

  7. 1YangYing
    1YangYing
    11 ամիս առաջ

    Why is he dressed like Ben Stiller lol

  8. James Hall
    James Hall
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    The TRUTH Shall set us Free......Love his stand up act. Excellent

  9. Bruce V
    Bruce V
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    he looks like the brown Conan

  10. jeo jackson
    jeo jackson
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    He redeemed himself in the end

  11. z•i•g• 12
    z•i•g• 12
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    IsmaYEL

  12. Jeff Miller
    Jeff Miller
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    Weird start, but it gets better.

  13. Debbie K
    Debbie K
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    That first joke he stole from comedienne Robert Klein, can't even watch the rest of his set. Joke Stealer.

  14. Michael Barrett
    Michael Barrett
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    “They’re in a GREAT mood!”

  15. White Dervish
    White Dervish
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    Damn, he is funny! 😅

  16. BirdSTL
    BirdSTL
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    That was good. Started out a little slow, but the was pretty...pretty...prettttty.....pretty good

  17. wii3willRule
    wii3willRule
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    "I know you don't want to hear 'Florida', you want to hear 'Khamba Bimba'" looool if that's not the truth 😂

  18. mjthecap
    mjthecap
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    I'm Chinese and in these days I can safely say we Chinese are feeling the similar pressure like the Muslims do. when you see all those misinformation about China and Chinese people. ugh. Great performance and story telling by Ismael!

    1. mjthecap
      mjthecap
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      Oeumuepo Stéphanois hi! im glad someone’s making sense here instead of shouting names. Actually I knew when I say CGTN I would be questioned about it, cause it’s part of the propaganda machine, but we all know all media are fairly the same. I don’t watch CGTN that much and I’m not their main subscriber, but I was convinced by their report after the actual footage of the “camp” shown by CGTN and the actual point of view spoken by Xinjiang people. People with too much bias in their head might say it’s all staged, no? At the end of the day what I care the most is the facts, I don’t care what standpoint they have as long as what they tell people is true.

    2. Oeumuepo Stéphanois
      Oeumuepo Stéphanois
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      @mjthecap I was completely with you up until "go watch documentary by CGTN". Western media has many biases and faults and problems, CGTN is directly run by an ideological government with geopolitical and nation-building goals. hm. Let's, if anything, say it's as bad. That said, going back to your original comment, ignorance and essentializing is unfortunately universal. A British guy was thrown off a bus by the commuters a few weeks ago because he looked Chinese [historical context : Coronavirus had just started going international]. Makes one's blood boil as an Englishman.

    3. mjthecap
      mjthecap
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      @Saman Nadir you're part of the problem of the world. chinese people dont equal to the government. and second, people like you who believe everything the media says are also the part of the problem. go watch documentary by CGTN and see for yourself.

    4. Saman Nadir
      Saman Nadir
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      Yeah u guys are keeping uyghurs and messed up Hong Kong

  19. VARIETY VIDEOS CHANNEL 2021 Variety videos channel
    VARIETY VIDEOS CHANNEL 2021 Variety videos channel
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    How did your workout Syria is in Asia if you’re from Syria is a bit of a weird one I was all good until you get into that point Syria in Asia

    1. Plus
      Plus
      4 ամիս առաջ

      Yo, what's up with that ? What are you learning over there ?

  20. Ilyes Bensalem
    Ilyes Bensalem
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    that was a horrible one! maybe that was this show deserves!

  21. Haitian Creole With Luciano
    Haitian Creole With Luciano
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    Who else thought this was Jimmy Phallon?

  22. Adil Hana
    Adil Hana
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    *awkward laugh*

  23. Louai Nijem
    Louai Nijem
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    not funny at all

  24. Mahmoud Ahmad
    Mahmoud Ahmad
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    Interesting TedTalk

  25. ismael loera
    ismael loera
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    Yes you pronounce my name right!!

  26. Zebra Zebra
    Zebra Zebra
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    This guy have alot of potential , so funny !

  27. Go HaNi
    Go HaNi
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    Mo, Hasan, Ismael, Ramy...good job

  28. Hadi Galal
    Hadi Galal
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    Whats up with every immigrant stand up comedian talking about races! lets move on from that phase and laugh about any other thing

  29. shady shady
    shady shady
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    The concept of true happiness A notice I once saw pinned to an office wall read ‘Nobody on their deathbed ever said “Gee, I wish I had spent more time in the office!”.’ Unlike most aphorisms which attempt to tell you, in a sentence, how to live your life, this one is quite profound. It makes the obvious point that being a slave to work may not be the best way to maximize one’s happiness. But, more important, it suggests that the right time to learn this lesson is now, not on the day that one dies. The fact that we shall die is one of the few things of which we can be certain, and acknowledgment of this fact ought to figure in many of our decisions - including, prominently, our decisions about how to spend the remainder of our lives. Yet people are generally reluctant to contemplate their own deaths, and few take the trouble to realistically figure out how best to use the limited time at their disposal. However if somehow you knew for sure that you had, let us say, just two more years to live, The concept of true happiness It is: How to be in the right place The right place of the sun, for example, is being extended ground life Also the right place for oxygen is to provide the earth with life As for a human, his correct place is to preserve his happiness before and after death !! Yes !! Certainly because the human life before death is very short It is the duty of the rational person to search and strive with full power to happiness after death . The goal of most people today is to search and strive to prolong life before death However, they only succeeded in increasing a little time little time, if added to the little time, the result is also little time Therefore, the sane person must take care of this and do his best, and with very quickly, to achieve that goal . With careful and repeated research, there is no better than the clear, pure and rational also Islamic religion, helping you to achieve this goal with full confidence and safety . The Islamic religion is the only religion that matches the mind and agrees with the nature surrounding human It is the only religion that Give stability humans and removes anxiety completely from their lives

    1. Charity forever !
      Charity forever !
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      يا أخ شادي..كتبت كثيرا ولم تقل شيئا..وضاعت الفكرة في التفاصيل..خير الكلام ماقل ودل... لو كتبت سطرا واحدا بفكرة قوية واحدة لكان أجدى وأفضل...الأخ إسماعيل لو لاحظت قدم الإسلام بصورة جميلة وجذابة.. وهذه هي الحكمة في الدعوة..جزاك الله خيرا على كل حال

  30. W M
    W M
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    Brown conan o'brian

  31. B c
    B c
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    😂😂😂😂 this guy is funny. Does a good southern accent.

  32. Kh-S
    Kh-S
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    This guy is so damn funny!

  33. Maki
    Maki
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    He sound like Hiccp from how to train your dragon

  34. TheFinalStanza94
    TheFinalStanza94
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    the "i look at it... for no reason" line shouldve gotten a better response... everybody at some point has looked at their broken down car and just been like "yup... idk wtf to do"

  35. Momplaygroup Fouz
    Momplaygroup Fouz
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    Lol he’s funny

  36. abdulaziz yalahow
    abdulaziz yalahow
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    Wow 😲 another Muslim comedian let’s go

  37. ZDaTruth219
    ZDaTruth219
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    The college brochure joke sent me💀

  38. Anmaghiz
    Anmaghiz
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    I clicked that button but i aint happy. Help me out dude!

  39. Jewel Ahmed
    Jewel Ahmed
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    ’m glad Muslim like Ramy Youssef and Ismael Loutfi are calling out the “moderate” label BS. You never hear the media use moderate label for Christian, Jew or Hindu.

    1. Dejaun Wright
      Dejaun Wright
      9 ամիս առաջ

      valhallansoldier I definitely have, surely, I am human. But I know that God has mercy and I know that I fear him. So I appeal to him and ask for forgiveness, knowing that i could be absolved.

    2. Dejaun Wright
      Dejaun Wright
      9 ամիս առաջ

      valhallansoldier I’m sure Christianity saved you although, I’m sure you broke every law in the Bible.

    3. Dejaun Wright
      Dejaun Wright
      9 ամիս առաջ

      Deadass

    4. Jumper Gaming
      Jumper Gaming
      10 ամիս առաջ

      Wtf is hindu

    5. Enlighten Yourself
      Enlighten Yourself
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      @sid Molumolu Spent half my life in Egypt and the UAE aswell. I had white freinds in the UAE and no one literally no one has ever asked them to convert. They used to ask me if they can come to Friday prayers just to see it without me asking

  40. izzah
    izzah
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    i bet meg is regretting the "is there a ryan" now

    1. Moeez Awan
      Moeez Awan
      7 ամիս առաջ

      I got that reference ...Patriot Act Netflix

  41. Hellay h
    Hellay h
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    Syria is in Africa O_o

    1. Plus
      Plus
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      It isn't 🤨 There are 54 countries included in Africa, one of which, Egypt, also spans over West Asia (via the Sinai peninsula), the region where the Middle East primarily lies.

    2. Noor Kassem
      Noor Kassem
      9 ամիս առաջ

      It's in Asia Look it up

  42. TheMoooomeeee
    TheMoooomeeee
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    he is great !!! he stand Out in his stand Up! get it ?

  43. Yacine Moumni
    Yacine Moumni
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    Hilarious

  44. Darx
    Darx
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    what is up with the crowde

  45. Mariama S.
    Mariama S.
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    I'd like to consider myself a sweet and sour Muslim, sometimes salty

    1. Roach Pie
      Roach Pie
      Տարի առաջ

      I am teriyaki

  46. Rushdan Mati
    Rushdan Mati
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    Hahaha. Good Dude

  47. Omega Man
    Omega Man
    Տարի առաջ

    Thanks Kimmel. Great taste. He killed it.

  48. Salad Glory
    Salad Glory
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    "Non threatening minority"

  49. Elissar’s Journey
    Elissar’s Journey
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    I'm Syrian too show me love ppl .. love you all

  50. AL Fekry CHE
    AL Fekry CHE
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    Ahah!..... he said blow stuff up... caught righthanded!

  51. khaled alsaif
    khaled alsaif
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    Man! I’m so mad I could blow something up” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈🤣🤣🤣

  52. Seeto Mulyadi
    Seeto Mulyadi
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    Loutfi is my step dad name.. good muslim old man..

  53. I Z
    I Z
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    “ Dave is gonna gotcha😂😂 That line is the funniest

  54. omri cabaza
    omri cabaza
    Տարի առաջ

    that ismael iglesias you mean lol

  55. Jay Vous
    Jay Vous
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    No funny

  56. urban x hippie
    urban x hippie
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    he's so cute! and funny!

  57. 33X 33X
    33X 33X
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    Syria is not in asia....

  58. valorous knight
    valorous knight
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    Great guy hope we see more of him

  59. Judy sh
    Judy sh
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    Syrian ❤️

  60. Sheik Shahed Jamil
    Sheik Shahed Jamil
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    Not to the level to play on Kimmel show, I feel... but still congratulations for coming this far

  61. Karim Taknarit
    Karim Taknarit
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    He killed it 😆

  62. Good Will
    Good Will
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    I see all muslims stars in USA are proud of their religion... and could proudly say :am a Muslim in front of all American. In another hand, we see Christians never mind of their religion instead they're criticizing it. And at the end of the day they end up fearing Islamophobia. Really confused generation

  63. Sizi B
    Sizi B
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    loutfi is iranian family name.not arabic.syrian are arabs.

    1. shoSho
      shoSho
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      Lutfi is Arab name

  64. Omar
    Omar
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    ما في اطيب من الشعب السوري❤

    1. Moroccan academy Of martial arts
      Moroccan academy Of martial arts
      5 ամիս առաջ

      🤣🤣🤣

    2. sara kilani
      sara kilani
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      كل الناس خير وبركة!

    3. Omar
      Omar
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      @A.k.a A الله يهديك و يسامحك :)

  65. Zaki Cabdullah
    Zaki Cabdullah
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    What's up with all this Muslim comedians, and they are getting promoted too.. something is definitely fishy about this new trend of Muslim comedians.

  66. srikar v.
    srikar v.
    2 տարի առաջ

    Is this what gets called comedy in 2019 ? Not funny

  67. Noor Ahmad
    Noor Ahmad
    2 տարի առաջ

    love this guy

  68. Hamed Zamenifard
    Hamed Zamenifard
    2 տարի առաջ

    Where are you from thing is just right on!!

  69. Bearsted Network News
    Bearsted Network News
    2 տարի առաջ

    Not bad - needs an improvement in content though

  70. F.
    F.
    2 տարի առաջ

    F U Meg! Where's Ryan now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  71. nizamm
    nizamm
    2 տարի առաջ

    THAT'S GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD!!!!!

    1. サテライトnsf
      サテライトnsf
      Տարի առաջ

      How?

    2. Mahmoud E
      Mahmoud E
      2 տարի առաջ

      Apparently no one else got that, but man, he really IS Guybrush Threepwood!

  72. Hesam Moosapour
    Hesam Moosapour
    2 տարի առաջ

    Being Syrian means more middle eastern than asians

  73. Maxiture
    Maxiture
    2 տարի առաջ

    He's Syrian

  74. Anita Tharmarajah
    Anita Tharmarajah
    2 տարի առաջ

    He's writing for Hasan's Patriot act now

    1. Eric Lupercio
      Eric Lupercio
      3 ամիս առաջ

      Well nobody is writing for Hasan's Patriot act now

    2. ZayDeen
      ZayDeen
      5 ամիս առաջ

      😍

    3. Q
      Q
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      Omg is he really?? That's insaaaane 🎉 I'm glad

  75. K T
    K T
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    Great guy!

  76. Abz Ali
    Abz Ali
    2 տարի առաջ

    This guy should have played Aladdin

    1. Vincent Stevenson
      Vincent Stevenson
      4 ամիս առաջ

      Instead they picked some boring cringey jerk off who can't act for shits

    2. Sophia Petrillo
      Sophia Petrillo
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      The amount of misinformation in these replies is painful..

    3. omri cabaza
      omri cabaza
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      @Modern Western i know there are arab people who look like afro americans and some are as white as president trump i mean i got a mocka type of skin i look a bit Hispanic

    4. louseyphil
      louseyphil
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      I think Zac Efron would have been the best choice.

    5. stilkus
      stilkus
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      Not to dissapoint you, an Egyptian played the role, which is arab.

  77. Mahnaz Khan
    Mahnaz Khan
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    Not funny! Syria 🇸🇾 is in the Middle East not Asia!

    1. Rod M
      Rod M
      2 տարի առաջ

      Wrong. It’s in the continent of Asia.

  78. sidi MT
    sidi MT
    2 տարի առաջ

    Who is here after « patriot act with Hassan minhage » the deep cut

  79. Arnold
    Arnold
    2 տարի առաջ

    Nicki's brother Hasan's latest episode sent me here.

  80. Shahd Almalky
    Shahd Almalky
    2 տարի առաջ

    “Oh ma god heath”

  81. Jamaal Curry
    Jamaal Curry
    2 տարի առաջ

    Muslim comedy and black comedy is patching america up

  82. Mustafa Abbasi
    Mustafa Abbasi
    2 տարի առաջ

    Syria is in Asia? Educate me please.

  83. Yousaf I
    Yousaf I
    2 տարի առաջ

    How is Syria in Asia?

  84. ismaeel baig
    ismaeel baig
    2 տարի առաջ

    I can’t believe I just saw someone with my name on Jimmy Kimmel 😐, in complete shock right now

  85. tomimn2233
    tomimn2233
    2 տարի առաջ

    huh. the guy _is_ pretty cute, not gonna lie.

  86. thedarksire - Lord of everything.
    thedarksire - Lord of everything.
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    Not Funny! No any Muslim is funny Because: They People make not jokes about Muhammed the prophet, even they comedy comedians not dare. So yes in Islam they not allowed to make fun about the quran. But my questions as a scientists it is: Why we shoulded allowed to make fun about a religion that many people believe on that? Ask you self, if in our life we don't have any holy things, what else is then the life worht it? if nobody show respect to anything, why should i do anything about my neabouhr or my next? If they humans being slef critical and honest then the found from self the answer: "Why we shouldet not to spit on any religon" It doesn't matter if they religon is Big like Jew, Christian, Muslim and Hindu, or small religon. Of course we need for some relgions a reformation, like in th Jew and in the Christian Religons. Some reformation be good today and some rewrites of line in the Scripture. ;)

  87. YESRelaxing ASMR
    YESRelaxing ASMR
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    Guy is probably smarter than the audience ... Good stand-up laughed the whole way through

  88. Shams
    Shams
    3 տարի առաջ

    He looks like Andy Williams.

  89. Kh-S
    Kh-S
    3 տարի առաջ

    Super funny!

  90. tbwatch88
    tbwatch88
    3 տարի առաջ

    low LOW standards. this guy=worthless, obvious, lame.

  91. Abhishek Pandey
    Abhishek Pandey
    3 տարի առաջ

    He seems like brown Conan O'Brien.

  92. Ampwich
    Ampwich
    3 տարի առաջ

    Interesting

  93. ZAM zam
    ZAM zam
    3 տարի առաջ

    The Dude Became The Thing! - LMAO!

  94. fuyuseetaa
    fuyuseetaa
    3 տարի առաջ

    Cute and funny guy! I hope we see more soon.

  95. simJ94
    simJ94
    3 տարի առաջ

    ted mosby?

  96. MyUser Name
    MyUser Name
    3 տարի առաջ

    I love him! lmao

  97. john smith
    john smith
    3 տարի առաջ

    The drive between TN & ATL isn't the Deep South.......

  98. Midoriya Anime
    Midoriya Anime
    3 տարի առաջ

    The next abed from community

  99. RubyRim
    RubyRim
    3 տարի առաջ

    He's got great potential! Wouldn't mind seeing more of him.

  100. arash karimi
    arash karimi
    3 տարի առաջ

    jimmy invite maaz jobrani man. he's theee best