Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-4-21

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Bill rambles about internet scams, Ben Franklin, and Buddha Bowls.
Full Episodes of the Monday Morning Podcast: bit.ly/2nAzwGV
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Here’s the website! billburr.com
I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

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  1. Al Browne
    Al Browne
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    damn it bill where's the new one for the day after easter

  2. Zacharie Richer
    Zacharie Richer
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    "Nunavut makes sense" -Bill Burr, 18:10

  3. K. Gordon Raphael
    K. Gordon Raphael
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    12:12. Lol. I was thinking the same thing. 🤣

  4. J j
    J j
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    S

  5. Derek Garside
    Derek Garside
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    You just made my day

  6. alch3myau
    alch3myau
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    "wtf is that. Sounds like a Smashing Pumpkins album" ... rofl

  7. JT Media
    JT Media
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    is bill okay? Chara is on the caps now......

  8. Gary D'Alessandro
    Gary D'Alessandro
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    Practicing Buddhists couldn't care less about what people call things. Good will for everyone, and if things people say offend you that's a problem with your own mind. If anything it's more publicity for the Dharma.

  9. Bill
    Bill
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    Bill sounds like a guy that likes being a dad, not a guy who sounds like he's trying to sound like he likes being a dad.

  10. Gwendolyn Nowlan
    Gwendolyn Nowlan
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    sleepy yet dangerous. sounds like joe biden.

  11. Tuna Cat
    Tuna Cat
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    What a shitty episode.

  12. Danny Mckenzie
    Danny Mckenzie
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    In regards to the buddha bowls, The reason no one cares is because buddhism isnt an organized religion, there is no doctrine, and theres no one person in charge trying to moralize at a collective. A buddha is not one person, there have been many buddhas, but the first buddha (through documents of southeast asia) is referred to as the bearded barbarian from the west (at least in some regions), and the various schools that were born from that one buddhas journey east from his home in india are subjective local interpretations of the most basic details of documented interactions between the buddha and his "deciples" who themselves became buddha. There are few if not zero cultural or ethnically bound identities to the practice of buddhism, zen buddhism, a distinctly japanese interpretation of the buddha, is even more so obscured, there is nothing to teach as they say, but one thing common among the various schools is none offer a guarantee of enlightenment to those who wish to join. Buddhists dont care if you arent buddhists, the "ist" after buddha is hardly necessary.

  13. blindbrick blindbrick
    blindbrick blindbrick
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    I'm 62 I only eat French fries, frikandel speciaal, pizzas and liquorish. Absolute no vegetables. I weigh myself everyday when I go to bed and when I get up, and when I get above 73Kg I eat nothing until I get below 73 again. I never work out. I love my life.

  14. Dark Helmet
    Dark Helmet
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    Don't be scared, it's just a mouse---Bill

  15. michael marshall
    michael marshall
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    I'm so fucking tired of youtube autoplaying this garbage.

  16. Important Stuff
    Important Stuff
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    45 years old? i thought this was a recent podcast???

  17. Order 66ed
    Order 66ed
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    "The Bill Belichick of pussy" "online dating like the NFL draft now" LMAO

  18. StaticX4Ever420
    StaticX4Ever420
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    100% would try Mohammed Marshmellows.

  19. Alejandro Carbonell Esteban
    Alejandro Carbonell Esteban
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    I love how he separates from the mic to yell with all the pleasure he wants 😂

  20. chimpo
    chimpo
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    dude thats going in the the marines an attending, "basic training" is straight lying. ANY marine would know its Bootcamp. pleb

  21. JestersGeneration
    JestersGeneration
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    18:00 bill mad at god lmfao

  22. Antonio Ortiz
    Antonio Ortiz
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    I hate those ads, that one and the one where he has pizza or salad

  23. Antonio Ortiz
    Antonio Ortiz
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    I hate those ads, that one and the one where he has pizza or salad

  24. M_ Quarantined
    M_ Quarantined
    2 ամիս առաջ

    “Is it any wonder I ended up doing this shit… Talking to myself in the fucking basement of my home…”

  25. mark smith
    mark smith
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    China CCP talking points and propaganda ...vegans who are okay using slave labor iPhones... weekend Bernie mouth piece

  26. simon
    simon
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    It's really not about being plant based, it's all about portion size and working put

  27. Greg House
    Greg House
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    I come here now jre comments don’t exist

  28. Jeramie Childress
    Jeramie Childress
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    Lmao 🤣 I learned how to ride a bike with no seat and no break.. yeah maybe it was wrong but I learned real quick what not to do.. I just say I learned how to ride a bike really fast and I damn sure didn't wear no helmet

  29. Old School
    Old School
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    All I got to say is if Bill Burr gets canceled I'm canceling my fucking Disney Plus subscription

  30. Zigeal Faust
    Zigeal Faust
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    I also decided that March is going to be my self care month. Extreme workouts for 30 mins every 2 days, dong art at least an hour a day and eating healthy. Let's see who folds first, eh?

  31. Steezy Mac
    Steezy Mac
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    Burr has been neutered. Sad to listen to him now. Kind of pathetic.

  32. MmSignz
    MmSignz
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    I heard the song bill!

  33. William McCallum
    William McCallum
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    Bill Burr is the physical embodiment of the quote "Old man yells at cloud". XD

  34. Nhank Nhankson
    Nhank Nhankson
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    The phone and internet deals are such a scam in NA. Data costs?? Throttling?? What is it 2000?

  35. OddBox Sports
    OddBox Sports
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    Can an NHL fan help me out? I'm in Ireland, new to watching NHL. I thought the Canadians and the Bruins were in different leagues this year? (North and East?) I've been watching highlights on the NHL AMget and don't see this game anywhere. Help a paddy out please.

  36. L A
    L A
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    Thank you for talking about god. 😂👍🏽that was funny lol

  37. L A
    L A
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    Greed is Fucking us up.

  38. Blackball
    Blackball
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    1:09:56..." off the mic "

  39. Mr West
    Mr West
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    make it work bill oh.. p.s fuck philly

  40. lamp filled with oil
    lamp filled with oil
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    Gay blacks. Hugh!!!

  41. SEFTO
    SEFTO
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    Doro is a really good metal female singer Bill

  42. Pirate1975 ☠️
    Pirate1975 ☠️
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    People should view the worlds issues more like Bill Burr. The earth would be a much better place to live.

  43. Eric Nelson
    Eric Nelson
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    We all see that jackass on AMget ads

  44. Chance Delgado
    Chance Delgado
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    Did he say he had a mushroom trip

  45. craigmnz
    craigmnz
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    Grammy award for the song! Think I peed a little laughing

  46. Hal shot first
    Hal shot first
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    Bill shitting on the old Hicks bit about drugs, vibrations lmao

  47. Truth Monster
    Truth Monster
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    Putting White People on blast 20 minutes a show, because non Whites are so perfectly angelic at all times.

  48. Brian Erckman
    Brian Erckman
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    Hey Billy mushrooms opened my mind to a new way of looking at life and my life is so much better now because of it. My ex found out i was on shrooms and said im leaving you! And i died laughing and said "i don't care im happy and I found the positive"

  49. Duffy Duff
    Duffy Duff
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    Yo before we go any farther. I always look forward to that "hey guys it's the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday Morning podcast and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimm! Just checkin in on you"! Fucking.. Love it.

  50. zack edwards
    zack edwards
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    People always forget that when you expand the league it also dilutes the talent pool (at least momentarily) so when bill and wilt were dominating it they were doing it againt a higher compared to league average player every game

  51. edward volker
    edward volker
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    Learn history sucked back then

  52. edward volker
    edward volker
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    Dude living back then was rough

  53. jessicka Lush
    jessicka Lush
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    BTK went to church too. Doesn't mean shit.

  54. TheFutureKing
    TheFutureKing
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    -----------------------9:01******* 12:50

  55. aaahhhchew
    aaahhhchew
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    I have become very skilled at skipping through bill's lame adds. Like listening to a door salesmen. Get the hell off my front porch Bill.

    1. Ronan O'Faolain
      Ronan O'Faolain
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      His ad reads are great.

  56. B Traave
    B Traave
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    I invested in a roto rooter. fuckin tree roots

  57. Historian212
    Historian212
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    I tried Stitch Fix once. The clothing was all good colors for me, and most fit. BUT - everything smelled like chemicals. I figured: of course. They send the stuff out to various people, who try it on and send it back. Some people may wear it once or twice (tucking the tags in) and then send it back. The company can’t wash the stuff every time, or the clothes would shrink, get raggedy, etc. So they spray the shit with who-knows-what to “freshen” it. And as soon as you open the box, you can smell it. Which was yucky enough before Covid. But since Covid - nah. That’s my experience, anyway.

  58. Will Kerrs
    Will Kerrs
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    Update the Bible? He needs the Neon Bible and the Jesus Chatline!

  59. Nyosh
    Nyosh
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    Hittin the straps Bill? Lol. Glad ya found something that works for you

  60. Bob Bob
    Bob Bob
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    Try reading Shakespeare aloud to the little ones. Oral William is a challenge, but once conquered will make you the best reader ever.

  61. carlos rojas
    carlos rojas
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    Video podcast!!!!

  62. CeeCee
    CeeCee
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Hey Bill, do some jump rope for cardio!

  63. lazy man
    lazy man
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    Is this the actual podcast sight? legitimate Podcast?

  64. Richard Hosaka
    Richard Hosaka
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    Billy you fart at 6:06

  65. D Salcida
    D Salcida
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    Awwwwww DaDa you rock

  66. Shane Fleming
    Shane Fleming
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    🤣🤣🤣🤣 "What if your Orange"🤣🤣🤣

  67. MR K
    MR K
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    *adjusts polymath hat* Cardio (or any exercise) burns fat once ATP is used up, this take 20-30 mins. Long walks are the easiest way to burn fat imho.

  68. Marcus Cuellar
    Marcus Cuellar
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    Is it always 30 mins of bill then some fucking re-runs?

    1. Ronan O'Faolain
      Ronan O'Faolain
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      You must be new here.

  69. NyGuel
    NyGuel
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    Uhhhhh hash browns?

  70. fr00bers
    fr00bers
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    Hockey is such a shit sport. Sorry

  71. audiovideotweaker
    audiovideotweaker
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    15:00 Try smoking crystalline DMT and get back to me

  72. C T-P
    C T-P
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    "You know, what youre doing is really offensive!"

  73. Michael McConnell
    Michael McConnell
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    Keep up the hockey talk!!!!!

  74. Meastro Bojangles
    Meastro Bojangles
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    Look into AthleanX, he is mid 40's and sh-sh-shredded!

  75. Adrian S
    Adrian S
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    Welcome to the mushroom gang

  76. Joel Marte
    Joel Marte
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    Jesus jerky & Mohamed marshmallows lmao 😆

  77. Joel Marte
    Joel Marte
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    Thank u for checking in on us !!

  78. J Dubb
    J Dubb
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Mahh

  79. 2ANGRY 2DIE
    2ANGRY 2DIE
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    Eat animals, punch SJWs, trust no politician or celebrity.

  80. Breathe Stretch
    Breathe Stretch
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    Thank you for talking about the data speed bullshit! Att texts me to pay more for decent data speed through the month and It makes me want to leave their service if anything.

  81. linda mazur
    linda mazur
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    The only equivalent complaint I can think (to the storage rant ) ,is probably mansplaining about shit that is not confusing. My late husband was of the opinion that my couple days of pain and discomfort a month was no big deal because he read somewhere that we (women) are only loosing a few tablespoons of blood . OMG !!! No!!!!!!!!! Not trying to be gross but I had days when I could not leaving the house for more than half an hour or I would look like someone stabbed me in the crotch .

  82. Borp
    Borp
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Vshred is the new Tai Lopez

  83. shen
    shen
    2 ամիս առաջ

    burr turned full hollywood-approved topics and takes, damn

  84. Nenad Spasojević
    Nenad Spasojević
    2 ամիս առաջ

    His sound in the beginning sounds like a warning for tsunami

  85. s02 Pzychotik
    s02 Pzychotik
    2 ամիս առաջ

    =__=

  86. SuperSaiyan Zero
    SuperSaiyan Zero
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I can neither confirm nor deny anything

  87. linda mazur
    linda mazur
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    Muscle burns fat ,that is coming from a 59 year old woman . Lifting weights / which I do by working on clearing the undesired trees and brush by hand .feed your muscles. I went from squishy to a 4pack . Why not a six pack ? I don't fucking know! LoL

  88. s02 Pzychotik
    s02 Pzychotik
    2 ամիս առաջ

    =___=

  89. Sixteanine 69
    Sixteanine 69
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    The past few weeks sucked. Covid. It's nice that you are just checkin' in.

  90. kareem abdul jaCANDYbar
    kareem abdul jaCANDYbar
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    bill just get a MRI on that damn shoulder

  91. DP Games
    DP Games
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Vshred is a moron. Calories in vs calories out. The largest thing that matters.

  92. Aleah Henderson-Carter
    Aleah Henderson-Carter
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Most of the founding fathers lived to a ripe old age - except Hamilton.

  93. Root
    Root
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    whatever veggies you make, just try to use chickpeas anywhere you can. they're pretty good and very healthy.

  94. Peyton Bontrager
    Peyton Bontrager
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Bill definitely has me sold on the whole balance bike thing

  95. Jeff Bryson
    Jeff Bryson
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Plant based food? ...gross! (said as he does when reading the returning a mattress ad)

  96. PxT RxBBxSH
    PxT RxBBxSH
    2 ամիս առաջ

    When you take mushrooms Its the millions of living spores dying inside of you that make you 'high'. Their death is what you're getting off on...maybe the 'high' is them trying to 'talk' to you as they pass away?

  97. zanderman2009
    zanderman2009
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    Biology: As the oxygen travels to the muscles... Vshread: MUSCLES DONT NEED OXYGEN!

    1. Aleah Henderson-Carter
      Aleah Henderson-Carter
      2 ամիս առաջ

      🤣🤣🥲🤣

  98. Kyle Zank
    Kyle Zank
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I hope God is real so I can use some of your lines

  99. John Burk
    John Burk
    2 ամիս առաջ

    lolol will always be my favorite comedian lol " butter gives ya a heart attack"...." drizzle as much as you can in your coffee" LOL I almost spit MY coffee out on that lolol

  100. Gunslinger205
    Gunslinger205
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    Jesus jerky or Muhammed marshmallows 😆😆😆 I'm done for the day, thanks bill.