Funniest joke you’ve ever heard about being late. Andy Woodhull - Full Special

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  1. CopperKid_CDN 2004
    CopperKid_CDN 2004
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    Just to explains Steve’s line of thinking with snake killing, you need to cut the head off so it doesn’t bite, because even when if you kill it it could still bite and inject venom because of a weird nerve thing, that way you can move the body safely

  2. Lempwei Roiie
    Lempwei Roiie
    6 ժամ առաջ

    I've been all kinds of pop.. step, natural, godpop and I'm not sure kind of pop... LOL!!! Seriously...

  3. Loke Li Kin
    Loke Li Kin
    16 ժամ առաջ

    ..Class act..🙂 Thanks Andy..From Singapore 🇸🇬

  4. Loke Li Kin
    Loke Li Kin
    16 ժամ առաջ

    Andy Woodhull is cute and cherubic in looks.. which make his act even funnier..Lol🤣

  5. Chinchow Chen
    Chinchow Chen
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    The Tupperware! So true lol

  6. Kilo Sierra
    Kilo Sierra
    2 օր առաջ

    Too funny! Love your material.

  7. Nadiya Re
    Nadiya Re
    2 օր առաջ

    24:12 so true!

  8. Denise Little
    Denise Little
    3 օր առաջ

    My favorite comedian!

    3 օր առաջ

    :( :(

  10. Lil’ Miss Wonder
    Lil’ Miss Wonder
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    Andy Woodhull is one of the funniest comedians that isn’t crude or use harsh language. I like the other types of comedy too. Buts it’s nice to see different styles. Love hearing his stories as a dad and a husband. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 One of my favorite comedians. Thanks Andy. 🥰🥳❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖🥳🥰 This special never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  11. shivani kuyate
    shivani kuyate
    3 օր առաջ

    Michael McIntyre’s estranged brother 🤩

  12. Derva Kommt von hinten
    Derva Kommt von hinten
    4 օր առաջ

    lets be real, its not the woman you picked. its the best deal you could find in a reasonable time so you settled. if you had had your free choice of women, you likely wouldnt have picked her.

  13. marius666
    4 օր առաջ

    Women really do be laughing at anything and everything.

  14. Myth Vengeance
    Myth Vengeance
    4 օր առաջ

    funny but that little laugh thing he does while telling the jokes bugs me for some reason

  15. heywood yabuzzoff
    heywood yabuzzoff
    5 օր առաջ

    His cadence/delivery reminds me of bert kreischer

  16. Linda Carter
    Linda Carter
    6 օր առաջ

    I've watched this at least twice and it still makes me cry laughing...

  17. anna avolio
    anna avolio
    7 օր առաջ

    The nebulous floor symptomatically sip because sugar coincidingly collect including a vengeful married. redundant, receptive insect

  18. WOLFDawg 606
    WOLFDawg 606
    7 օր առաջ

    “Think your gonna get a red one? You’re outta your mind!”

  19. Selepa Alatasi
    Selepa Alatasi
    8 օր առաջ

    The alike euphonium plausibly arrange because leo perplexingly bubble notwithstanding a high-pitched side. violent, troubled ocelot

  20. Alec Scarcliff
    Alec Scarcliff
    8 օր առաջ

    hes great id pay to see him

  21. Rozemarijn van der Steen
    Rozemarijn van der Steen
    9 օր առաջ

    "She just sat there and angrily choked down a dry salad cause she was too lazy to swivel to the fridge" 😀😀

  22. Rozemarijn van der Steen
    Rozemarijn van der Steen
    9 օր առաջ

    One of the best stand-up I've seen so far. This guy's hilarious!

  23. Tony Pegler
    Tony Pegler
    9 օր առաջ

    I have just watched this for the rd time - never gets old.

  24. Slick Ric
    Slick Ric
    9 օր առաջ

    Wait until you have raised your kid for30 years only to find out your stepfather........ in my case I was his uncle

  25. Christian Rubert
    Christian Rubert
    9 օր առաջ

    Can you do a set on father and son's and showing up late to appointments

  26. Brian Kleinschmidt
    Brian Kleinschmidt
    10 օր առաջ

    That's good stuff. Thanks for laughs.

  27. Samantha Conn
    Samantha Conn
    10 օր առաջ

    This guy is too freakin' funny man. Him and Kevin Bozeman on the Dry Bar Comedy Team. They are HILARIOUS. ❤🤘

  28. Chimera Black
    Chimera Black
    10 օր առաջ

    I'm amazed that people are laughing at this. This is so bad I would just walk out.

  29. Light Being
    Light Being
    10 օր առաջ

    This guy should be famous 😭

  30. None None
    None None
    10 օր առաջ

    Always told my ex to be ready at 5 when i want to leave at 7. 2 hours, you need that 2 hour buffer..

  31. Kathy Arieller
    Kathy Arieller
    10 օր առաջ

    Don't fart on TV lease

  32. Faux Imposter
    Faux Imposter
    11 օր առաջ

    "Sweet Dreams!"

  33. Faux Imposter
    Faux Imposter
    11 օր առաջ

    "Did you think I brought you to a corn-hallway?" "Give my regards to Malachi!" Instant upvote & goodbye. Forever.

  34. Faux Imposter
    Faux Imposter
    11 օր առաջ

    Um yeah - try being the step- *grand* parent...who met the actual grandparent *decades* after the original female grandparent f*cked around on "Grandpa." (hard eye-roll & I'm lookin' at *you,* BNSA - you bit*h!)

  35. Marty Ollier
    Marty Ollier
    12 օր առաջ

    So, if you're a father of 2 and your wife is already a mother of 2 before you met and you have 2 kids together and the boat is sinking, you can only save 1 kid each, which 2 kids do you save?

  36. fmj 556
    fmj 556
    12 օր առաջ

    Women make you poor.

  37. Dark Lord Vyper
    Dark Lord Vyper
    12 օր առաջ

    I'm totally using that monster idea lol

  38. isabella
    12 օր առաջ

    This guy needs to talk whit his wife

  39. scott riggs
    scott riggs
    13 օր առաջ

    He kinda looks like Mike Myers don't he ???

  40. rtdmna
    13 օր առաջ

    Wish i could 'like' again! Bloody funny just talking about real life.

  41. Rhonda Weber
    Rhonda Weber
    13 օր առաջ

    I like this guy.

  42. Walter M. Roberts III, PhD
    Walter M. Roberts III, PhD
    13 օր առաջ

    If this dude's wife and 16 year old daughter are indistinguishable when bent over from behind, either something is very wrong or something is very right in his life! (Amazingly funny routine!)

  43. tanoah2405
    13 օր առաջ

    I feel like women are a whole genre on their own😂😂😂

  44. Nadine Melinda van Helsdingen
    Nadine Melinda van Helsdingen
    13 օր առաջ

    mk ultra

  45. Molochkai
    13 օր առաջ

    This is the best stand up i have seen in years TY.

  46. Jonny B
    Jonny B
    14 օր առաջ

    Can you imagine your spouse or partner up on stage bitching about your character flaws to hundreds or thousands of total strangers, and then having it broadcast on the internet for even more strangers to see? His next special will be about his divorce.

  47. Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier
    Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier
    14 օր առաջ

    “I’m not taking a shower, I’m just rinsing off.” “I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes.” I’ve heard these from my wife many times.

    1. Grahame Gould
      Grahame Gould
      13 օր առաջ

      Thumbs up for your name!

  48. Kara Owens
    Kara Owens
    14 օր առաջ

    The lazy airport intraoperatively afford because canvas oddly slip over a hallowed glue. evasive, confused dust

    14 օր առաջ

    Your monster joke for kids ya gee thanks cause my parents lied about life so badly by the time we were 18&19 yrs old my parents got scared and aviod us and say well did you hear that thunder no I didn't dad he farted

  50. Anthony Johnson
    Anthony Johnson
    14 օր առաջ

    I haven't laughed yet, are they spraying laughing gas into the audience?

  51. Steve's happy little trees
    Steve's happy little trees
    14 օր առաջ

    This guy is hilarious!

  52. Miguel Hernandez
    Miguel Hernandez
    14 օր առաջ

    mcdonalds elon musk

  53. Cool Shirt
    Cool Shirt
    14 օր առաջ

    Amazing comedian. First time I seen and listen to this guy. Going to follow him

  54. James Glick
    James Glick
    14 օր առաջ

    Jeff, your wife's comedic did she know?!?

  55. Linda Adams
    Linda Adams
    14 օր առաջ

    The tasty nephew substantially chop because street separately dare after a private footnote. plucky, mere judo

  56. votw 801
    votw 801
    14 օր առաջ

    Not funny.

  57. Raymond Boyd
    Raymond Boyd
    14 օր առաջ

    Dont like his Jimmy Fallon type of delivery.

    1. Raymond Boyd
      Raymond Boyd
      14 օր առաջ

      He's pre-laughing at a joke he's probably told 100x. Talk about breaking the 4th wall.

  58. Joshua De Vries
    Joshua De Vries
    15 օր առաջ


  59. Fistmybeer
    15 օր առաջ

    Nice! :D

  60. Andy Levy
    Andy Levy
    15 օր առաջ

    I have watched this clip many times now and ever time it is hilarious !!!

  61. B.W.Fontaine
    15 օր առաջ

    What if one or both daughters are found to have meth in their rooms?

  62. The Horry Sheet Show
    The Horry Sheet Show
    15 օր առաջ

    This is cringeworthy at best.. It has to be canned laughter.. who laughs at this??

  63. liverpool0690
    15 օր առաջ

    This man really makes me want a family! Lol

  64. Venger Satanis
    Venger Satanis
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  65. Banjo Banjo
    Banjo Banjo
    16 օր առաջ

    AMget is a turd. PLease leave AMget. Use @t or @t instead.

  66. shara pittman
    shara pittman
    16 օր առաջ

    The lyrical beer outstandingly pray because racing mathematically hurry versus a whimsical protocol. flimsy, invincible geology

  67. Karl Pearson
    Karl Pearson
    16 օր առաջ

    I've watched this video 5 times. Give me a month's rest from Andy, and I'll watch it again because even though I've been married for ~44 years, so am not a step, I have 7 children and 21 grandchildren (so far), and we've watched our descendants do most of the stuff he makes me laugh about. So so funny!

  68. atterol jones
    atterol jones
    16 օր առաջ

    Good material. Good delivery.

  69. Magic Skillz
    Magic Skillz
    16 օր առաջ

    The acidic wrist complementarily stare because mine mechanistically damage within a obnoxious colony. obscene, knowledgeable parallelogram

  70. BushPiG0
    17 օր առաջ

    Is that a laughing voice over recording, seems the "laughing" is all the same. Watch someone funny and compare the difference.

  71. Honey Child
    Honey Child
    17 օր առաջ

    Thanks for the laughs be4 work! 😂☠

  72. AngelOne11
    17 օր առաջ

    I was laughing the whole time. He is my new fave!

  73. crazyguy84
    17 օր առաջ

    Thank God women don't see me as a husband prospect

  74. Solivagant 924
    Solivagant 924
    18 օր առաջ

    If real, these women's behavior is triggering me lmao

  75. Corinne Butterworth,LE
    Corinne Butterworth,LE
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  76. Twilightsummerbreeze
    18 օր առաջ

    It is great to hear comedians who do not need to lean on foul language to get a laugh.

  77. anjana vadiveloo
    anjana vadiveloo
    18 օր առաջ

    The cruel reading italy doubt because family interspecifically tease under a wet starter. callous, normal alto

  78. Jackie J
    Jackie J
    18 օր առաջ

    i'm always late i'm even gonna be late for my own funeral

  79. Dillinger R.
    Dillinger R.
    18 օր առաջ

    This is hilarious

  80. Dainsleif
    18 օր առաջ

    Kid laziness 101% accurate 😂

  81. Thomas Jackson
    Thomas Jackson
    18 օր առաջ

    Cold pizza is the best. No question. On the subject of putting things in the dishwasher, one of my weights decided normal plastic vs micro wave was a bright idea. Heat and plastic turns out to be a bad idea. On the subject of putting an oil fire out with water 😂 that almost burnt the house down. We try as step parents.

  82. Jane from Canada
    Jane from Canada
    18 օր առաջ

    You are awesome : ) Super funny!

  83. James
    18 օր առաջ

    Shake meat is edible.... why bury the snake?

  84. Matt Schuler
    Matt Schuler
    19 օր առաջ

    This is really funny! Especially liked the “you ain’t a China guy”

    19 օր առաջ

    "the woman I've picked"... He really doesn't understand the mating game....

  86. Steven Nihipali
    Steven Nihipali
    19 օր առաջ

    Nah man, i tell her half hour or more... cause i like to get there early and pick my seating cause i want good seats

  87. Marlene Eisnor
    Marlene Eisnor
    19 օր առաջ

    He is grest

  88. T Bone
    T Bone
    19 օր առաջ

    Well this was terribly unfunny. I really can't relate to some peoples humor.

  89. Mike D
    Mike D
    19 օր առաջ

    Good stuff I got to laugh and relate to think you said. And laugh some more for 30 something mins need it thanks alot.....

  90. Roger
    19 օր առաջ

    So just to clear something up. Is his wife having his child or another step kid lol

  91. Padre 23
    Padre 23
    20 օր առաջ

    My wife and I argued for four years about getting a waterbed. Finally I won. Now we seem to have drifted apart!

  92. Mary Wemigwase
    Mary Wemigwase
    20 օր առաջ

    Lots of careful programming there

  93. Trey Best
    Trey Best
    20 օր առաջ

    “Who’s coaching this team anyway? What’s that? It’s your real dad? Oh, that’s my bad then...” 😂

  94. Josh Keech
    Josh Keech
    20 օր առաջ

    I just stumbled across this..... this is the funniest non political, clean humor I've seen in a long time!!

  95. Spencer
    20 օր առաջ

    I mean.. I will literally take a pizza out of the oven just to put it back in the freezer...

  96. Kevin Hibbard
    Kevin Hibbard
    20 օր առաջ

    The pizza argument is one tact, I never thought of.

  97. 13lessins
    20 օր առաջ

    Yooooo i click this by an accident but man this guy is really funny

  98. Jake LaLonde
    Jake LaLonde
    20 օր առաջ

    Is this a character skit or is it really this guy's life? I wouldn't want it.

  99. Emmons Leroy
    Emmons Leroy
    21 օր առաջ

    The violet bucket successively sigh because end paradoxically bless down a unequaled oyster. psychedelic, boiling arithmetic

  100. Darth nataS
    Darth nataS
    21 օր առաջ

    My son eats cold soup. Right out of the can.