Ms. Pat - Life-Saving Titties - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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Back in Ms. Pat's drug-dealing days, she found out the importance of having big breasts.
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  1. Comedy Central Stand-Up
    Comedy Central Stand-Up
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    1. Pachino Robinson
      Pachino Robinson
      3 ամիս առաջ

      I swear I am, she got my ribs cracking up like rusted metals 😂 😂 😂 100%

  2. ????????
    ????????
    20 ժամ առաջ

    Ms pat .... the official godmother of Atlanta

  3. SABU Hellwert
    SABU Hellwert
    6 օր առաջ

    If anyone should business as an essence they will make an awesome sit com. If you liked Louis CK or not or not no one really cares he should be the producer of the show. I think that will be the funniest show on TV....

  4. jymmy Dkid
    jymmy Dkid
    9 օր առաջ

    We lost Bernie Mac...😔 But gained a Mrs.Pat! 😂😭

  5. Jayster Mac
    Jayster Mac
    20 օր առաջ

    I love miss pat thanks joe rogan

  6. Tyler Turner
    Tyler Turner
    24 օր առաջ

    the dude in the front in the blue shirt face after she said she had kids at 16 n they were one and two is priceless

  7. Cruss Teasock
    Cruss Teasock
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    Comedy central loves deleting comments they dont agree with

  8. Nixer Doyle
    Nixer Doyle
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    Between this, her Rogan stories and the bits and pieces of stand up I've heard, Ms Pat has a blockbuster or two just begging to be produced.

  9. T Bauss
    T Bauss
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    Her show on BET+ Plus is hilarious

  10. Rich Rockefeller
    Rich Rockefeller
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    They are not titties. They are mungers.

  11. Rodney j meece
    Rodney j meece
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    Lord she to damm funny 😆

  12. Andi D
    Andi D
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    💥💥💥💥💥

  13. Dylan Lafreniere
    Dylan Lafreniere
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    Ms.Pat’s podcast is criminally underrated. Some of the realist and funniest shit I’ve heard in a long time.

  14. Teutone
    Teutone
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    Ms. Pat is hardcore! :D

  15. Fifteen Schnitzengruben
    Fifteen Schnitzengruben
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    🥱zzzzzzzzzzz...

  16. Daniel Carter
    Daniel Carter
    2 ամիս առաջ

    She's the real deal , love her content

  17. Phindile Manxiwa
    Phindile Manxiwa
    2 ամիս առաջ

    😂😂😂

  18. Vancie Brown
    Vancie Brown
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I saw Ms. Pat live about a year ago. She’s even funnier in person y’all!

  19. former 11b
    former 11b
    2 ամիս առաջ

    That crowd was terrible. They were a combination of 1) scared to laugh & 2) didn’t understand the humor. Ms Pat was pausing in normal places where people would be laughing their asses off and *crickets*.

  20. Dash Man
    Dash Man
    2 ամիս առաջ

    good god shes hilarious

  21. Charlie Clark
    Charlie Clark
    2 ամիս առաջ

    Funny funny funny.

  22. Doncor Archie
    Doncor Archie
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I’ve seen this 5 times, I just love Ms. Pat!

  23. Jude Thaddeus
    Jude Thaddeus
    2 ամիս առաջ

    I’m black and I’ve never heard of car pains that has 1,001 good flakes in it... never heard if any car paint that has flakes in it

  24. Hollow toxins
    Hollow toxins
    3 ամիս առաջ

    before this video i saw an ad for a game called hide my test and something was unrealistic about it the kid hid his work in a bee hive without being stung and then the mother just bolts twards it and takes it out of the hive without being stung

  25. I Remember My First Kill
    I Remember My First Kill
    3 ամիս առաջ

    The openings are so fucking stupid

  26. Mercedez Lopez
    Mercedez Lopez
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Baby girl, thanks!!

  27. DJ Smudge
    DJ Smudge
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Laughing so hard I'm crying. Real Titties!

  28. indakut
    indakut
    3 ամիս առաջ

    Waiting for the funny

  29. Mr Internet
    Mr Internet
    3 ամիս առաջ

    so...ill ask it does she have a new nipple or is it a nippless titty now

  30. Stephanie Long Clark
    Stephanie Long Clark
    3 ամիս առաջ

    I think I lived in that hood...if it's the bluff. I was homeless, was left there by a piece of shit (my son's dad), a man said he knew a lady who needed a live in maid. I quickly realized what she did for a living. Selling ass. She tried to sell me for a box of Church's Chicken. NOPE. He apologized. I left. Went to Savannah. I hope that neighborhood burned to the ground. I did clean her house and cook pretty well though.

  31. Jakhaari Kiaana
    Jakhaari Kiaana
    3 ամիս առաջ

    🤦🏾‍♀️

  32. Captain Caveman
    Captain Caveman
    3 ամիս առաջ

    What the fuck is up with 56 minute long ads...

  33. Kind-hearted Cornejo
    Kind-hearted Cornejo
    3 ամիս առաջ

    They weren't laughing but she was funny

  34. Celebrijay
    Celebrijay
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Her and Loni Love could put an audience to Sleep.... 😴

  35. The Final Countdown
    The Final Countdown
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Ms. Pat is the same one who’s on TI new album.

  36. Bo Clarke
    Bo Clarke
    4 ամիս առաջ

    Incredibly annoying on Bert's Cabin show on Netflix...but her stand up is good

  37. Eric S
    Eric S
    4 ամիս առաջ

    If joey diaz was a black woman 😂

  38. Random Brandon
    Random Brandon
    4 ամիս առաջ

    This is fat pat looking her best! Yuck.

  39. Stephanie Gordon
    Stephanie Gordon
    5 ամիս առաջ

    This woman is one of a kind and definitely tells it to you like it is, she should run for president!

  40. Uncle Kyle
    Uncle Kyle
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Only can Ms.Pat have a title of a joke called “life saving titties”. Man I love her 😂

  41. Roxanna Drake
    Roxanna Drake
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I believe I just fell in love....

  42. Y M
    Y M
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Funny as hell.

  43. Lexi Jade
    Lexi Jade
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Why the fuck doesn't she have a show somewhere?

  44. Kane Parker
    Kane Parker
    5 ամիս առաջ

    OH SNAP LOL 😂 SMH OFF SHE'S FUNNY 😂 WOMAN

  45. Barbara Thompson
    Barbara Thompson
    5 ամիս առաջ

    She forgot about selling plate lunches

  46. MrBrandonlamont
    MrBrandonlamont
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I wasn't ready 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣

  47. Wallace Sheckells
    Wallace Sheckells
    5 ամիս առաջ

    That's why I love titties.

  48. Isiac Artison
    Isiac Artison
    5 ամիս առաջ

    A blooming onion 🤨 ok

  49. TaVares Gaither
    TaVares Gaither
    5 ամիս առաջ

    I love Ms. Pat! These the stories my mom, yes my mom, tells. Smh 😂

  50. Danielle Chief
    Danielle Chief
    5 ամիս առաջ

    Who is she? She is sooo fuckin hilaripus holy shit. Lmfao. 😂😂😂😂😂

  51. Dane Weir
    Dane Weir
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Ms. Pat is incredibly underrated.

  52. Jersey Bred
    Jersey Bred
    6 ամիս առաջ

    She's funny as hell

  53. dizzyheather
    dizzyheather
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Titty popped out looking like it was in a drive by. He blew my titty off! Them A cups gonna get you killed.

  54. Lauren McDougal
    Lauren McDougal
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Why people but b**** I can realize so hard lmao lol love u girl

  55. ForTomorrowToday
    ForTomorrowToday
    6 ամիս առաջ

    she was amazing on Joe

  56. kerman725 n5
    kerman725 n5
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Ms Pat is Funny

  57. Me Me
    Me Me
    6 ամիս առաջ

    I’m gay, but there’s just something’ about a giant set of titties.

  58. Kassie Mae
    Kassie Mae
    6 ամիս առաջ

    MS. PAT IS WHERE IT'S AT!!!

  59. Rafe Cowan
    Rafe Cowan
    6 ամիս առաջ

    wayv

  60. joey Belea
    joey Belea
    6 ամիս առաջ

    6:20 you can tell that usually had the crowd laughing so hard. Crowds barely laughing everytime and only when she finishes her sentences.

  61. Grindcore Rager 40
    Grindcore Rager 40
    6 ամիս առաջ

    If she didn't have to go every 45 seconds to explain to white people what everything is, she's actually very good.

  62. HIBBERISH
    HIBBERISH
    6 ամիս առաջ

    She should have her own special

  63. Blessed AndFavored
    Blessed AndFavored
    6 ամիս առաջ

    Now I wanna see how it look🤣🤣🤣Am I the only one?!?

  64. Life By London
    Life By London
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Funny!

  65. AdinkraArtsCollective
    AdinkraArtsCollective
    7 ամիս առաջ

    2020!!

  66. Brandi Richardson
    Brandi Richardson
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Funny old school comedy. Love it! This is comedy for people who are not sensitive!

  67. Jatari
    Jatari
    7 ամիս առաջ

    "Ok white people." ???? Pfft

  68. Tropics Hockey
    Tropics Hockey
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Ms Pat is one of those females that are just legit funny ppl.... so many of these women come across so fake and "try hard " trying to be one of those girls they think men find funny or cool like the typical "ya I like call of duty, and I watch sports & talk about sex, I'm just one of the guys but I'm a chick!" You can tell Ms Pat is just acting herself and it's the main reason I think so many men just agree she is hilarious

  69. Retta L
    Retta L
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Hood jokes make these kinda white folks nervous 😭😭😭😭😭

  70. t0nyc0nde
    t0nyc0nde
    7 ամիս առաջ

    My goodness. Two kids by the age of 16? How?

  71. Gray Webb
    Gray Webb
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Unbearable to watch.

  72. Goldie Fatale
    Goldie Fatale
    7 ամիս առաջ

    b cup..id be dead. sad. :)

  73. Tironna rexx Morriss
    Tironna rexx Morriss
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Ooh she came recommensted by purposefully accidental suggestion-who knew its my twinnie

  74. Lucille Wickliffe-Ewetuga
    Lucille Wickliffe-Ewetuga
    7 ամիս առաջ

    she be funny but some of these white folks that come to see you might only hear how black folks live by you so they think all of us live like that .

  75. A. R.B.M
    A. R.B.M
    7 ամիս առաջ

    "Patricia don't sound tough" ✨💖🐰Rabbit🐰💖✨

  76. t3rror5am
    t3rror5am
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Lmao fuck. I would have died then lolol

  77. Grass
    Grass
    7 ամիս առաջ

    I'm happy she made it.

  78. Emmafeelsblah
    Emmafeelsblah
    7 ամիս առաջ

    “white people dont let that white guilt get you this shit is funny”

  79. Joi Belton-Summerville
    Joi Belton-Summerville
    7 ամիս առաջ

    As a female with nipples, I cringed everytime she said her nipple got caught in the fence

  80. Dusty Welch Crane Man
    Dusty Welch Crane Man
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Here from Bob and Tom

  81. Noah Francoeur
    Noah Francoeur
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Like a Bull's eye lmao

  82. Oumar Fall
    Oumar Fall
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Listen to Brenda got a baby by tupac. It's a same story

  83. HiHi Goodnight
    HiHi Goodnight
    7 ամիս առաջ

    Weak ass crowd, Ms Pat's a gem

  84. rhuttrho88
    rhuttrho88
    7 ամիս առաջ

    👋🏿Ahh yeah, I just came for the titaasss!😁

  85. k a y l e e
    k a y l e e
    7 ամիս առաջ

    "these tiddies young, they start runnin before i did" lmaoooooooooo

  86. Carlos De Leon
    Carlos De Leon
    8 ամիս առաջ

    The intros to these are too much

  87. Ogrematic
    Ogrematic
    8 ամիս առաջ

    I love suckin' on big tits I'da shot that guy in the head for ruining such a nice set.

  88. Darcy Mcnabb
    Darcy Mcnabb
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Yes they do

  89. Gabriel Aderre
    Gabriel Aderre
    8 ամիս առաջ

    I love Ms. Pat so freaking much! I love her podcast, The Pat Down! And if y'all haven't l watched or listened to Joe Rogan's interviews with her, please do! They're hilarious! 😊😂

  90. Lilith Wills
    Lilith Wills
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Am I the only person who thinks that the way she pronounces "pistol" is really pleasant?

  91. Ben Buescher
    Ben Buescher
    8 ամիս առաջ

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️4MsPat

  92. Billy Davis
    Billy Davis
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Yep that's how I arrived.. She's so hilarious I'm dying laughing.. 👌

  93. pelvicthrust119
    pelvicthrust119
    8 ամիս առաջ

    I'll never eat a bloomn onion again

  94. DeviantMotives
    DeviantMotives
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Hope this is a joke and not true. To have two kids at 16 and be a crack dealer such trashy scum

  95. 4 and a half fingers
    4 and a half fingers
    8 ամիս առաջ

    She's great. Real as fk

  96. Jake Ortiz
    Jake Ortiz
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Hell yeah, heard her on Joe Rogan. Love her!

  97. T Mystery
    T Mystery
    8 ամիս առաջ

    I love her she's resilient and bad ass 😍

  98. mark moton
    mark moton
    8 ամիս առաջ

    If someone needs a biopic it's Ms. Pat.

  99. Mike H
    Mike H
    8 ամիս առաջ

    After seeing her on Joe Rogan she’s one of my FAVORITE people

  100. Keelah Davis
    Keelah Davis
    8 ամիս առաջ

    Yea that audience was some shit. I was dyin tf laughing