Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-25-21

996 Դիտումներ 104հզր

Bill rambles about competing vaccines, hosts, and classic music recordings.
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I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.


  1. Tristin Aries
    Tristin Aries
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    Chris D’elia the bugger

  2. alch3myau
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    pander. rangas need friends.

  3. Levi Suttles
    Levi Suttles
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    That "buggery" guy is soo full of shit painting himself like a saint and everyone who crossed him like Satan. I'm glad Bill didn't buy into his horseshit. The world isn't black and white like that there's not just good and bad people its way more complicated than that. People who think that way cannot think critically it just makes it easier for them to process the world thinking they're perfect and everyone else is an evil piece of shit.

  4. K. Gordon Raphael
    K. Gordon Raphael
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    1:38 " same sex couple versus the fuhrer" 🤣🤣🤣

  5. Kyle Sanders
    Kyle Sanders
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    I go to school for aero engineering and play a few instruments, and I always thought Ground Effect would be a good local-bar band name.

  6. Alex Campbell
    Alex Campbell
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    Not only did Opie foretell Bill's future rotator cuff problems. Bill himself also foretold of the new world order dividing us.

  7. Max Mustermann
    Max Mustermann
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    "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" @Bill Burr

  8. samuel maher
    samuel maher
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    haha, everything aviation related is awesome. good choice picking the next least dangerous mode of transport. I'm all for mandatory precheck list to go through before you can put a "new" car in drive.

  9. drgonzo1971
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    I like dogs

  10. 1o29s23
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    I learned what buggery meant because of The Cochinos Cheech and Chong album 😂

  11. Travis Johnson
    Travis Johnson
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    Bill’s gotten soft. Hearing his 2013 podcast really made me realize this.

    1. Caleb Mills
      Caleb Mills
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      Do you just mean he didn’t agree with something you do so now you’re blaming him

  12. likeaRockNroll
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    Haha awesome.

  13. Smokejaguar Six
    Smokejaguar Six
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    Don't stand up for your co-star or anything. I mean, just bend that knee. And you say you're a Southie. F-ing disgusting.

  14. Dan The Gamer Khan
    Dan The Gamer Khan
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    I work in aged care in australia im keen to get the vac

  15. Ronald Rowland2
    Ronald Rowland2
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    How they would take us out in my opinion is divide us stoke aggression and conflict. They would then take more power to stop the fighting for our own good. The strong willed will be kulled. Those who obay are fine.

  16. Tomas Olivas
    Tomas Olivas
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    Does anyone know how to write in to the podcast? What email we send it to?

  17. Dauth Eldrvaria
    Dauth Eldrvaria
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    I dunno why I fell outta these. Now is the perfect time.

  18. Alpha Dad
    Alpha Dad
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    Hey Billie, it's a shame a small mob can ruin comedy. It's sad the comics have to resort to going to a farm to practice their art. The mobs are killing acting and the means by which we share thought and communication. In the past you said you'd have your podcast and touring to fall back on, but soon they'll be coming for that too! I hope everything works out for you and yours. STAY safe!

  19. Larry Emens
    Larry Emens
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    Fuckin Bill doin german accent 😂🤣🤣

  20. Michael MurrMurr
    Michael MurrMurr
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    Bill, If it wasn’t for the serpent, then there would be no evil in the world, but the devil manipulated man, not God!

  21. goat smith
    goat smith
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    LMAO, Bills a SIMP. Gina Carano has more balls.

  22. Stewart Perry
    Stewart Perry
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    MLK got me wheezing.

  23. Chris Walken
    Chris Walken
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    Bill is not a comedian - he’s a ranter But now Now he can’t even rant cause he’s a Disney corporate bitch There’s his soul people

  24. M_ Quarantined
    M_ Quarantined
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    "2nd degree buggery..." LOL

  25. Jeremy Riddle
    Jeremy Riddle
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    Bill you gotta play her Riff Raff lol

  26. dek rev
    dek rev
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    Thanks Bill - I needed this today 😈

  27. Sandra Vance
    Sandra Vance
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    When it comes to that vaccine gonna take BILL's advice.......takes some vitamins....put on a sweater....Were all gonna be fine....lololol.." We needed a plague!!!!!....

  28. Games Explorer 2
    Games Explorer 2
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    If FRECKLED PRODUCTIONS your other channel as they post your pod casts on it? If not they are stealing your work.

  29. Zeke Johnson
    Zeke Johnson
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    I love this podcast and am a huge fan of bill burr..but Jesus Christ this man Can not read very well at all.

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  31. Thiaguinho Oitodois
    Thiaguinho Oitodois
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    Lol German accent

  32. thelucianiancu EVL
    thelucianiancu EVL
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    The buger bit muuuurrrdered me

  33. Tret Thriple
    Tret Thriple
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    But I love "The Bean"

  34. pooritech
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    If the side effect of JJ vaccine is it makes you gay and Pfizer vaccine turns you into a racist (to each patient his own racism). Which one would sell better?

  35. TuaBehBeh Cocoon
    TuaBehBeh Cocoon
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    Got to say that what I like about Bill Burr is that he does not edit his podcast. He didn't rehearse and speaks like a normal human person at his own comfortable pace. Unlike so many other youtubers who nowadays likes to cut and stitch sentences immediately one after the other to make them looks like they're smart and have a personality.

  36. Michael Airley
    Michael Airley
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    Pretend crying for TV over people you never knew. Don't fall for that BS.

  37. Josh Gay
    Josh Gay
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    A country in Africa named Kenya is selling slaves right now rant on that

  38. st0nerrxkx
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    Bill in 2013: He was wrong about my shoulders! Bill in 2021: I can't do pull ups any more because my shoulders are blown out.

  39. dani brooks
    dani brooks
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    You PUSSED OUT on the Gina Carano discussion!!! TELL US WHAT YOU REALLY THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. John Doe
      John Doe
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      He's afraid of the mouse. He's not going to say anything. Bill's lost his edge.

  40. Chris White III
    Chris White III
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    16:52 'serial killers & slave owners'

  41. Chris White III
    Chris White III
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    14:44 This helped me. Much closure is needed.

  42. Luke Westbrook
    Luke Westbrook
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    RIP Bill Burr, it was a good run...

  43. JunkBoxHero
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    And when it comes to early 2000 city nicknames you can't beat De2roit, am I right? (Detroiters on Comedy Central, great show that everyone missed)

  44. The underwater cabbage salesman
    The underwater cabbage salesman
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    Boston celtics 🍀Glasgow celtic 🍀💚

  45. Dan
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    20:53 Proud dad laugh

  46. Zuri Zoraya
    Zuri Zoraya
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    愛 愛 愛

  47. Scott McCourtney
    Scott McCourtney
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    South Orange County, CA city names. Mission Potato and Santa Marijuana. Potato heads in MV and drug addicts that don't have good weed in RSM. Lol

  48. Opochtli
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    Utah Jazz the best team in the NBA

  49. OneClownShoe
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    Electrolytes, it's what plants crave.

  50. MrChampManager
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    Pfizer is american but I am not complaining because I love the german bashing lol

  51. Mike
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    You should do more of your driving vlogs, I really enjoy watching you drive around and talk about shit for some reason.

  52. Joey Soliz
    Joey Soliz
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    Bill burr asmr with the keyboard typing hahaha love you bill, go fluff you're self

  53. Industry Streetwear
    Industry Streetwear
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    Cumia should have been in the doc, you and Patrice know that.

  54. R
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    Does it ever rain here?

  55. Bob & family productions
    Bob & family productions
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    How bout send it to a volcano instead of a sun

  56. Stay Wicked
    Stay Wicked
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    Mickey Burr balls should be in a Tarantino movie

  57. Gibson Grice
    Gibson Grice
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    People are having bad reactions don't let your family take it bill.

  58. Major Foe
    Major Foe
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    God is a woman? Nah, God is a black man, obviously. He left and never came back, now we're here picking up the pieces of broken dishes.

  59. teresa B
    teresa B
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    I love you , you are hilarious ° thank you, oh you are going to take the r a pe shoot creepy b g. A test, well we still love you th as nk you so much!!

  60. Patrick Hoyle
    Patrick Hoyle
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    Lol listening to the older podcast from 2013 talking about how he’s past his prime and look at him in 2021 just killing it personally and professionally. We love you billy boy, and fick the haters do whatever hobby you enjoy

  61. Snake Whitcher
    Snake Whitcher
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    I see the Patrice O'Neil documentary is free on AMget. Could you wait about 28 hours before before having it removed? I just want to see it when I'm relatively sober. Thank you in advance.

  62. Raf
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    Good call with that ATC, they are just humans and they DO make mistakes. Better be safe than sorry. I know flying probably isn't a very popular subject with the majority of your listeners, but I always enjoy your helicopter flight school stories. I'm waiting for some more from your instrument rating endeavor like shooting approaches in IMC down to the mins. Have fun and as always go f**c yourself!

  63. Robert Rachwal
    Robert Rachwal
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    He’s just trying to punish God cause he/she made him a redhead...

  64. Stormy_Boi
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    I just finished watching a skit by Abbot and Castillo and this video is a great follow up

  65. Martin Ross
    Martin Ross
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    Bill..... I am your personal pianist!! What do you think? In much the same way as a talk show band - only it would be ME 😊

  66. Intermittent Energy
    Intermittent Energy
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    CONGRATULATIONS on your solo-flight, Bill Burr! Well done!

  67. Gilberti Water USA Blue Gold
    Gilberti Water USA Blue Gold
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  69. Kcycle 1
    Kcycle 1
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    Is there a difference between having covid and had the vaccine?

    1. Intermittent Energy
      Intermittent Energy
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      Can you get COVID if you only breath in one virus? How many viruses can you breath in at the same time? (Viruses are not even alive.)

  70. nattfodd
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    i like that bill is open minded, but sometimes i feel he's reading books written by people less wise than him

  71. hector magoogle
    hector magoogle
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    3 to 5 years ? fkn sort it out Bill .We would NOT put up wi that shit ,here at GLASGOW CELTIC WE HAVE JUST WON NINE IN A ROW ( AGAIN) !

  72. The Tankela
    The Tankela
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    Burr im a fan....but you are clueless about covid vaccines

  73. Christian Coleman
    Christian Coleman
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    Ohio Players, What the Hell, off the Fire album. amazing!

  74. _
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    What would this world be without freckle toes and his sharp disco shirt collars

  75. Coras
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    Oi, get a new image

  76. vega medina
    vega medina
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    People shittin together breathin on each other!!!!!! Lmmfao!!!

  77. Vroom Vroom
    Vroom Vroom
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    Great thing to listen to in the morning. Voice isnt too high isn't to low. It's juuuust'ight

  78. Richard Mc
    Richard Mc
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    Google "covid patient with breathing difficulty" then click videos, you'll find a few people describing symptoms that could be from other things, some -what to do if- type videos, what you won't find is anyone gasping like a beached kipper, so why are so many fools lining up to take this vaccine?

    1. dex räikkönen
      dex räikkönen
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      "beached kipper", nice image.

  79. Brent Meff
    Brent Meff
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    Hells yeah Billy Boy!

  80. Nick Munoz
    Nick Munoz
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    Bill my parents are divorced!🤧👿

    1. Nick Munoz
      Nick Munoz
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      I used to do heavy Mexican drugs might as well get the shot I’ve put worse things in my body... loved you in breaking bad btw Billie

  81. MWR GTR
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    wooly mammoth haha

  82. Brandon
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    "In English law, buggery was first used...I don't give a fuck about that, I don't care when it was first 1533!"

  83. Alexander Munitis
    Alexander Munitis
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    Does bill only recommend propaganda now?

  84. Dan B
    Dan B
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    10 years ago they said there will be no fish by 2050 they will move the goalpost forever and call you a science denyer for pointing out they are doing it

  85. Donnie Moose
    Donnie Moose
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    This was my first podcast I started watching

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    That's hilarious you are sponsored by liquid death I've been subscribed for a while and totally forgot about it

  87. Hackerman
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    Bill, is it in your contract to always say something to expose your white guilt in every episode or it's just something your wife makes you do?

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    They call my city Flipodelphia but only during the flip cup tournament

    1. sativa rosegold
      sativa rosegold
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      Cool people already know this cuz they watch Always Sunny

  89. mattmopar440
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    1:45:00 thats because she was outside your house bill she knew you where home

  90. thisjigisup
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    bill advertising for a company that hates plastic = perfect 🙏🏼 don't use single-use plastic, friends.

  91. John Goldsworthy
    John Goldsworthy
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    Bill doesn't believe in God because evil exists? oof Bill, ur lost

    1. John Goldsworthy
      John Goldsworthy
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      @AeneasGemini go diaf

    2. AeneasGemini
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      Evil existing isn't a problem, you just have to accept that God is evil

  92. Matt Huber
    Matt Huber
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    Roland TS-808 is what he's thinking of.

  93. Edweird Mitchell
    Edweird Mitchell
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    Hackensack NJ is putting up billboards encouraging businesses to relocate to “The Sack”

    1. fileditview
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      Who are these Chamber of Commerce people that never asked each other "do you think this is OK? No one will misconstrue it. right?" Only in Jersey...

  94. s02 Pzychotik
    s02 Pzychotik
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  95. jackson schmitt
    jackson schmitt
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    45:11 bill please tell us more about your electrolyte conspiracy theory 😂😂😂😂😂

  96. Emperor1134 CBL II
    Emperor1134 CBL II
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    Bill, its called Free Will. Im not religious & it doesnt matter what gender God is (if he is real), but to have that in life, the territory comes with every possible inch in it; the good , the bad & the ugly.

  97. Jerry Hardin
    Jerry Hardin
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    You burn plastic and make diesel fuel. Look it up on AMget.

  98. Mike Flanary
    Mike Flanary
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    Bill's pilot stories are the best! I wish he would do another zillow house search with Bert but have Bill fly them in a helicopter

  99. Damon Meibers
    Damon Meibers
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    Hey little drummer balls, Joan Jet was not on a label and she produced her own albums in the early 80s, that would explain her being able to do whatever she wanted on the timing, etc. She also drove around the country for radio station to radio station promoting her stuff, instead of some record company puke doing it.

  100. Springwood Slasher
    Springwood Slasher
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    Atlanta is a shit hole