Ted Cruz’s Desperate Damage Control, Trump Boys Point Fingers & Daddy Donny’s Tax Returns

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The weather has been crazy across the country, on Saturday debris from a United flight headed to Honolulu landed outside of Denver, Ted Cruz continues to do damage control after his stupid trip to Mexico, members of Trump Incorporated are looking to point the finger of blame for the mess in Texas, Greg Kelly of Newsmax devoted a full segment of his show this weekend to Biden’s German Shepherd, fan accounts for the President’s dogs are posting tweets from their point of view, Diamond and Silk have a show on Newsmax where they cover “important” topics, we are one step closer to maybe getting a look at Trump’s tax returns and Don Jr. was sure to comment on it, MyPillow Mike Lindell is being sued by Dominion Voting Systems for more than $1.3 billion for falsely claiming that their voting machines were rigged, and Jimmy and Guillermo try the new signature greeting from “The Bachelor.”
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  1. Armando Hernandez
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    love you all stay safe!

  2. PAUL JANSKY
    PAUL JANSKY
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    WHO EVEN WATCHES THIS SHOW /IT COMES ON THE SWITCH TURNS OFF

  3. BioDOC
    BioDOC
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    6:13 with these two defusing sex bombs something has apparently gone wrong in their development 🤭

  4. Ren Walker
    Ren Walker
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    We call that kind of politician as TRAPO "GARBAGE RUG".

  5. Student Of LIFE
    Student Of LIFE
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    you are LIVING on your own DECEPTION..you are no LONGER funny, i am waiting for a true comedian to MAKE FUN OF you then i will roll laughing at your expense.

  6. Jamie Daugherty
    Jamie Daugherty
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    Lmao

  7. charri withrow
    charri withrow
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    Only speak for your stupid self-chore boy! Our President Biden has already run circles around trump! LOL Biden has accomplished more in two months than the trump circus in did not 4 years!

  8. Dol Gol
    Dol Gol
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    Fake Fox is desperate and pathetic !!!

  9. Virginia Common
    Virginia Common
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    Where is little Donny's brain?

  10. Paul Kelly
    Paul Kelly
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    Your so WOKE , why NO B.A.M.E people , on your T.V. SHOW ???

  11. James Richardson
    James Richardson
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    All to distract from his involvement in the insurrection on January 6.

  12. Laura Wright
    Laura Wright
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    Joe biden sent gas and fema because we all know how well fema did for katrina victims or any hurricane victims

  13. Lawson the PunMaster
    Lawson the PunMaster
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    1:08-1:-12 It’s part of the plane’s engine cowling

  14. Shred Yairi
    Shred Yairi
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    Dimwit Kimmel! Clueless and not funny. The complete package.

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  17. 987k views
    987k views
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    One Random person who likes this will be rich in 2 years.

  18. Edward Gensheimer
    Edward Gensheimer
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    Fallon u actually think this stuff is remotely funny, he took his daughters to there friends as would any father

  19. Edward Gensheimer
    Edward Gensheimer
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    CNN is saying there is a border crisis finally because they cant hide it anymore than Biden can now

  20. Julie Long
    Julie Long
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    Miss Donald Trump more?!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ummm. Not even a little

  21. 987k views
    987k views
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    One Random person who likes this will be rich in 2 years.

  22. Robert Maynard
    Robert Maynard
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    Get a job in the private sector ted

  23. Lesly Ponce
    Lesly Ponce
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    Kimmil poor comic. Do you have a better topic to talk or your show going to hell , because you kimm are idiot ?

  24. realpqleur
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  26. Dkpb 1125
    Dkpb 1125
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    If thats all they can dig up on Cruz he will be fine. The media has already worn it out.Yawn

  27. Lynda Elliott
    Lynda Elliott
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    So many ignorant people! Making Trump lovers look dumber every day! How can they believe such crap!!

  28. Deja Elam
    Deja Elam
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    Cubic zirconia and polyester are so embarrassing 😳

  29. Ricardo Rodrigijez
    Ricardo Rodrigijez
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    Jr. eyes are flying High ?

  30. Tristen sail
    Tristen sail
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    When are all the young people going to band together an abolish the Republican party... The only thing the party is good for is comic relief due to their idiocy within this stressful time...

  31. Matt Jamison
    Matt Jamison
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    That dog looks old and maybe a little wet like he just came in from outside. Could not be better taken care of than that dog. They have never seen a "junkyard dog" or a neglected/abused dog. Or Hell, I doubt those rich A-holes have seen a junkyard. Mistreated dogs don't have that blissful look in their eyes like Champ does.

  32. marcelaruby84
    marcelaruby84
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    This ban Donald Trump on social media need to include his minions Ivanka, jr, Eric too

  33. Mighty Mouse20
    Mighty Mouse20
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    This show gets more pathetic as it goes on. Nothing really funny, just a really disrespectful host that is not even remotely good at his job. Maybe he needs to see Letterman/Leno/Carson shows for real class, humor and fun.

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    Joaquim Manuel Freixeiro
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    Ooh my, if stupidity was taxable....😄😃😉

  36. Nathan
    Nathan
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    This whole thing doesn’t make sense you’re just laughing at all of the facts being throw at your face and presenting them as an argument. Is Biden not cutting off people’s ability work, are 300+ kids not coming to the border. You laugh about all these problems Biden causes like they aren’t ruining america

    1. Matt Jamison
      Matt Jamison
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      You must have sad life to click a video that has views that oppose your own just to leave a negative comment.

  37. Vince Risi
    Vince Risi
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    Jimmy Kimmel has self certified himself as a low/no talent.

  38. Vince Risi
    Vince Risi
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    Kimmel has self-certified himself as a no talent that contributes zero to any setting. Wouldn’t even draw attendance at a local gin mill..

  39. William Filce
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    Dog is better groomed than Cruz

  40. Liz
    Liz
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    You are awful. You’re only funny to 40%. Bashing peoples.... grow up.

  41. Lauren Miller
    Lauren Miller
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    My parents bought my pillows and I didn’t know it was a republican thing. But I remember thinking they suck. They are lumpy and hardly can be called a pillow 😂

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  43. NuNu ReDs
    NuNu ReDs
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    Mikey back on dat crack 😅

  44. fabian lang
    fabian lang
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    Whatever! Whoever! Who are the trumps?

  45. Renee Sydnor-Henry
    Renee Sydnor-Henry
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    You are joking about a plane breaking apart in the air when you eulogize Kobe Bryant funeral and his helicopter exploded and killed him. Yes things could have been totally different with the airplane. Its truey wrong for you to do that you're disgusting and I love you but you are disgusting Jimmy Kimmel.

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    10:40-now its OurPillows you crazy whackjob

  48. mac scrambles
    mac scrambles
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    You're a fake whimp Kimmel

  49. RACHELE GRASSI
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    mfdoom

  50. Papi
    Papi
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    Coke Head Jr. you're dad could have gone any way as an ex president yet he didn't because he doesn't give a f*ck. And Biden is too busy with Covid-19 relief while Texas' problem is deregulations. So f*ckem !!!!

  51. Crying Broken
    Crying Broken
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    That's okay jr. ..you've got enough outrage for "daddy", your mom, AND YOUR BROTHERS, AND BOTH SISTERS TOO...🤪🙄

  52. Strange Wayfaring Stranger
    Strange Wayfaring Stranger
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    HAHAHA that little kid at the end. Hahaha that kid is too cool.

  53. Melita Smith
    Melita Smith
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    Very pathetic!!!

  54. Strange Wayfaring Stranger
    Strange Wayfaring Stranger
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    Lol the hilariousness of me getting a dog ad with a german shepherd.

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    akparadise
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    People are dying and you guys are worried about Bidens dogs.

  57. AngryPCLobby Zweitchannel
    AngryPCLobby Zweitchannel
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    That freaking fake laugh in the background is effin annoying as ef. Nothing of what he's talking about is funny at all

  58. DOJA_ The Awoken Lion
    DOJA_ The Awoken Lion
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    Diamond and silk... why? Just.. why?

  59. Fabio Soltero
    Fabio Soltero
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    Hola Jimmy! Espero que todo esté bien!

  60. Rocky Koast
    Rocky Koast
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    What the heck is Junior on???!!! Look at his eyes!

  61. navaskin
    navaskin
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    Republican clowns! Lies and stupidity.

  62. furonable
    furonable
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    Conan is better

  63. Zoe Fang
    Zoe Fang
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    Damage Control all he wants *eye rolls* He's only doing it because of the backlash---HEARTLESS MONSTER.

  64. phyllis garrison
    phyllis garrison
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    The My Pillow guy wrote a book about how he was addicted to crack cocaine years ago. He looks like he started smoking it again! Just say NO! I loved the Dominion spot, it was HILARIOUS!

  65. Dora Carias
    Dora Carias
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    Blob Villa 😂😂😂😂

  66. Pricilla Collier
    Pricilla Collier
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    Buffoonery on steroids. They do not reside in Reality.

  67. Greta Kirby
    Greta Kirby
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    Attacking a dog???? Is that ALL they got?

  68. zool hert
    zool hert
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    How was Jeff's island Jimmy

  69. Paolo Mesturini
    Paolo Mesturini
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    cruz......and friends...disgusting people....and americans vote for these guys......

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    dinakajtaz
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    sad

  72. Chaim Salamon
    Chaim Salamon
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    Dear Jimmy. Please stop the baseless use of the name Karen to label bad women. It is so insulting to so many Karens. Good Karens. I know of 3 that are model citizens in this terrible time. They happen to love your stance on Trump too. You owe a correction because of so many jokes‬ at their expense. It's not too late. We still love you

  73. Kong Thai
    Kong Thai
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    True. Ted Cruz is smart to CREATE A MEDIA CIRCUS for Texan Blunder. Now we watch..... MEDIA USA RULES 🤣

  74. Juan Salvador Baca Gonzales
    Juan Salvador Baca Gonzales
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    Jimmy if I didn't consider you my father, I'd want to marry you. Much Wuvs and kisses

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  76. Christ - King Of Kings
    Christ - King Of Kings
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  77. Standupforyourself9
    Standupforyourself9
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    If trump tries to intervene in any way with his tax audit. Jail...

  78. Standupforyourself9
    Standupforyourself9
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    Fkn lunatics attacking everything actually thinking they will change people's mind ever. The dog looks amazing.

  79. Bill Wegman
    Bill Wegman
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    Jimmy Thumbnail >>> one mean sucker

  80. Donald Talton
    Donald Talton
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    Number of dis-likes kinda tells Jimmy's popularity now.

  81. Ettore Namias
    Ettore Namias
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    I love that mexican meatball :) lol

  82. Richard Pierpoint
    Richard Pierpoint
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    Biden must be more powerful than any previous President, if he can CASE TEXAS TO FREEZE - just saying!

  83. Renae' Livings
    Renae' Livings
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    The crowd laughs at every little thing.

  84. I am Khai
    I am Khai
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    The poor trump family is getting crazier everytime they open their mouth

  85. TheHojirt
    TheHojirt
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    True facts -- 99.8 % of trailer park residents are Trumpers and 98.7 of Trumpers are below average intelligence

  86. Jahaziel fuentes
    Jahaziel fuentes
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    Bro they really attacking Bidens dog too 😆

  87. Zay
    Zay
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  88. Arabion knights
    Arabion knights
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    Is that Ted Cruz, or Mr. Haney, from Green acres? Is that Don Jr. or Jeffro Bodeen, from the Beverly Hill bellies? I see a lot of people is Trump in town or is Satan holding a meeting.??

  89. Joseph Franco
    Joseph Franco
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    If political leaders give comedians alot of material. It just means that is all these politicians are giving to voters. 99.9% of politicians government officials are bacteria.

  90. Randy Sprouse
    Randy Sprouse
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    I can't wait to hear Guillermo say to Jimmy, "I don't think so Jimmy "

  91. blink182 topfan
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    Funny

  92. G. E. Ayres
    G. E. Ayres
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    I don’t understand why people are putting Ted Cruz down. Poor Ted, if you didn’t know, is a great fan of TACO TUESDAYS. But because of inclement weather, the state of TEXAS was forced to cancel this weekly celebration. As we all know, a man has to eat, so Ted and his family hopped on the first available flight to Cancun to celebrated TACO TUESDAY in the country of its birth. It’s not like he took advantage of this holiday in Mexico. He did not stay that long in Cancun. After getting his fill of TACOS, he hopped on the first available flight back home to TEXAS, where he continued his stellar work on behalf of the people who elected him, by tearing up carpet in his home.

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  94. Paul McDavitt
    Paul McDavitt
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    Tweakin' heavy, Jr?

  95. Alberto Bernal
    Alberto Bernal
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    the dog at 4:29 look much better than the 3 dirty dogs before hiem

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  97. Joy Phillips
    Joy Phillips
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    Won't remark on Cuomo's nursing home scandal or sexual harassment scandal.

  98. World Peace Wishing
    World Peace Wishing
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    If there is nothing to hide, just show it to us.

  99. Suzanne Porter
    Suzanne Porter
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    Jr. is high as a Republican kite.....

  100. Deb Ski
    Deb Ski
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    "BLOB VILA." 😄 Jimmy, you rock!