Don't Name Your Kids Something Stupid. Dwayne Perkins - Full Special

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  1. GOOSE
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    Real names, no joke: Baby Boy and Baby Girl, brother and sister in Georgia

  2. Donna Knight
    Donna Knight
    8 ժամ առաջ

    Loved this comedian. The delivery perfect. While working in the medical field, met 3 patients with very unusual names. 1) Precious Eristamaica. 2) Strawberry Aurora 3) MLX...yep, just initials. 30 years later I have a granddaughter named Wednesday. (Adam's Family TV show)

  3. Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha
    Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha
    11 ժամ առաջ

    I'm from NY & I have several friends who are teachers. My one friend who's a 3rd grade teacher had a student named "Shithead" pronounced Shith-aid. Lol. Poor kid.

  4. HAUNEBU 2
    17 ժամ առաջ

    A Black comedian telling ethnic jokes? That’s a new one!

  5. David Blackburn
    David Blackburn
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    “I ate all my food” made me spit food out the irony was not lost on me

  6. emeraldstream
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    He has such a nice way about him. AND lol.

  7. Beth Zufall
    Beth Zufall
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    My mom worked with 3 women in the SAME PLACE all named Sun, Moon and Star.

  8. Leonard Kipkering
    Leonard Kipkering
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    Hey Dwayne, it's not by chance your grandma name is Go go 20:07.that is an African word for grandmother in Kenya among the Kalenjin community. Pronounced GOGO.your comedy was outstanding, cheers.

  9. yellowswallowtail33
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    Me and my siblings...LaDawn, LaMonte, LaDell, LaRae and LaMar. Join the club, we have jackets.

  10. Mark Robinson
    Mark Robinson
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    Thanks for the comedy only thing holding me together at the moment

  11. Robin Wallace
    Robin Wallace
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  12. Sophia Webb
    Sophia Webb
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    I went to school with a very sweet lass named "Awana Penney Nau."

  13. nenyerbisnus
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    my high school teacher's name is Phallus... Said his parent had wanted to name him Paulus, after the apostle, but the registrar thought it's a blasphemy.

  14. Langa Dlamini
    Langa Dlamini
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    “Gogo” is grandma in isiZulu

  15. Aretha Grassi
    Aretha Grassi
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    This fella is right, your name will get you that was Job.

  16. SuperEman500
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    Just cause your white doesn't mean you can name your baby Guilherme Gonçalo.

  17. Steve Edwards
    Steve Edwards
    2 օր առաջ

    Hippie kids are worse

  18. donovan dolph
    donovan dolph
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    Gogo is isiXhosa for grandmother. IsiXhosa is one of the official languages of South Africa.

  19. Adam N
    Adam N
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    Wow. Comedy sans cursing, objectification of the female or male body, I don’t recall a mention of drugs or violence.... Isn’t this refreshing?

  20. Sally Beaumont
    Sally Beaumont
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    Good guy, very funny. 👍👍👍👍

  21. Rick Greenway
    Rick Greenway
    3 օր առաջ

    Oh you should hear the names in Atlanta! One mom named her daughter, La-a, pronounced Ladasha! I’m not kidding and she gets upset if you pronounce the name wrong. Hey dumbass, name your fkn kid a normal name!

  22. Rick Greenway
    Rick Greenway
    3 օր առաջ

    Some people name their kids something they’ll never own, Mercedes, Porsche, auto insurance

  23. Mundana Ess-Haghabadi
    Mundana Ess-Haghabadi
    3 օր առաջ

    Haha i wish my parents watched this before i was born. I mean i have a brother named Saturn for crying out loud!

  24. Miranda lancaster
    Miranda lancaster
    3 օր առաջ

    Miranda doesn't think the customer is always right either 😅

  25. Alexis S
    Alexis S
    3 օր առաջ

    For real: Two former students: lemonjello and naranjello- yes lemon and orange jello! You can’t make this stuff up!😱🤣

    3 օր առաջ

    Espn dishwashing championships live

  27. Arkangel
    3 օր առաջ

    The American Dream 🙄🙄🤮🤮🤮

  28. Derva Kommt von hinten
    Derva Kommt von hinten
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    how come i cant find a single black comedian that doesnt have a bit about race?

  29. A.M. Lewis Farms
    A.M. Lewis Farms
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  30. You are correct But
    You are correct But
    4 օր առաջ

    I like you man. Ignore the haters.

  31. SanBan
    4 օր առաջ

    more doubles standards. imagine someone white saying this

  32. C Turn
    C Turn
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    this guy is hilarious. period!

  33. MRH Digital Media
    MRH Digital Media
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    some of these comedians made me to clap for them from behind the screen! that's how good they are! loved Dwayne Perkins performance 😂😂❤💛💜

  34. yxr
    4 օր առաջ

    ngl that dish thing is so true when u hv a flatmate😂

  35. kyjennifer
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    best stand up comedy I've seen in years. thank you so much for the laughs.

  36. Ted Logan
    Ted Logan
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    To the nearly 4k ppl who downvoted this: you need a long, hard, close look in the mirror.

  37. sharon cooper
    sharon cooper
    5 օր առաջ

    So cute, love it!

  38. jill mann
    jill mann
    5 օր առաջ

    I love names. I once worked with a guy named Parish Arvid Ostendorf. I had a friend whose nephew went to school with a girl named Xochilt.... Pronounced So chay. He called her X Oh Chilt. Ha!

  39. D A
    D A
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    "Cage free bleach" 😂

  40. D A
    D A
    5 օր առաջ

    Omg, you're so right about us women. My bff and I went out to eat Sunday and they overcharged me $3 and couldn't account for it. I went over the ticket with them 3 times, but near the ending of the 3rd time, I felt like I was starting to confuse myself (and I don't mean to brag, but I don't think I've met anyone better at math than me). THE OWNER of the restaurant couldn't take it, he was all dramatic (like me, Hispanic...and dramatic) stood straight up lifted his hands in the air with the ticket, ripped it in half and said "It's okay, you don't have to pay, I don't want any trouble." Needless to say, thank God I had cash (which btw, most of us women do not carry cash like men do) and I paid for it and left it on the table. He ran out of the restaurant and tried to give me my money back. I refused and continued to walk away. But my friend took the money 🤦‍♀️. Anyway, see...I'm proving your point with my long story just to let you know I agree with you...LOL

  41. Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
    Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
    5 օր առաջ

    The problem with bikes in the US is that you will never get to work xD .. Holland is a different thing . Oh and people are soooo tall.. Im almost 6"2 and i still felt very average and sometimes even small.. my boss was 6"6.

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    "I think I love Lionel Richie!" LOLLLLLL

  43. Janet Pattison
    Janet Pattison
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    Soooooo true!

  44. Athena Niggenaber
    Athena Niggenaber
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    You're amazing. People that don't think so, don't like themselves. Always

  45. Shaz P
    Shaz P
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    Who else thinks the people that disliked this video are one of the following- Parents naming their children ridiculous names, Cupstackers, People that buy cage-free bleach or Dirt stalkers! 😂 Dwayne makes me laugh- thanks Dry Bar for uploading this.

  46. Maria Mendoza
    Maria Mendoza
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    I cannot stop laughing 😂 🤣😂🤣😂you are amazing!

  47. John Edwards
    John Edwards
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    What I don't like is the ones who get upset because you can't spell their name.............Like how do you spell Deborah with a Z

  48. Gannon Nexiv
    Gannon Nexiv
    7 օր առաջ

    I would wager the various videos on "how to wipe my butt" where made for Prince Harry. He unfortunately was in some ways disowned by the royal family and... well... the multi-million dollar allowance isn't the only perk he lost. Heavy is the head that once wore the crown I guess. This was an awesome show. Wish I was there.

  49. Cat Calhoun
    Cat Calhoun
    7 օր առաջ

    I come from a family of badly named white people (i.e., my *mother's* name is Coye). I kinda have a bead on where you're coming from.

  50. Frans Marx
    Frans Marx
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    Hey, Gogo is an African word meaning Grand mother. It is Zulu and SiSwati...

  51. LIB BEL
    7 օր առաջ

    Raw Talent. I enjoyed it. 💯💯

  52. Donna Marshall
    Donna Marshall
    7 օր առաջ

    Cup stacking can be hard, it started as a dexterity exercise. It’s good for kids that aren’t very coordinated. As a grandma, I should probably get some cups for me! I also love this guy, his laugh is great!

  53. abj5791
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    At first I thought he was Warren G. doing standup...or his brother 😂but he is hilarious and his delivery is perfect!!

  54. Lady VtwoB
    Lady VtwoB
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    It’s FUNNY how every other race can name their child WHATEVER they want no matter how foreign it sounds or hard to pronounce but when it comes to AFRICAN-AMERICANS we’re expected to stick to the slave names. Black Americans can use names they’re fond of just like Chinese, Indian, Hispanic Americans do. It’s bad enough our African last name was stolen from us, they want our first names too!! WAKE UP BLACK PEOPLE. Shaniqua, Lacretia, JoQuan, etc. Are Unique and Beautiful names. Just like Guadeloupe, Ming lee, and Krishna.

  55. T.K Lyte
    T.K Lyte
    8 օր առաջ

    Awesome clean humor. Love the guy.

  56. Dewayne Miguel
    Dewayne Miguel
    9 օր առաջ

    Nobody will ever beat Frank Zappa's kids names,daughter moonbeam Zappa and her brother Dweezel Zappa.

  57. Mr. Chandler
    Mr. Chandler
    9 օր առաջ

    Sinbad All Over Again 🤔

  58. Mr. Chandler
    Mr. Chandler
    9 օր առաջ

    Funny Kat 🤣

  59. Ruth Butler
    Ruth Butler
    9 օր առաջ

    Funny stuff!

  60. andrea vanda
    andrea vanda
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    You're a very funny man, Dwayne. 😂😂😂

  61. red Collins
    red Collins
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    This guy is awesome

  62. brujo1273
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  63. Ivette A
    Ivette A
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    Hilarious 😂!!!!

  64. Michael Howard
    Michael Howard
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    Dwayne Perkins delivered a very funny set!! It was just what I needed, after having a week I'd rather forget. I visited Salt Lake, and went to Provo, too, about two years ago. I thoroughly enjoyed it and found the people to be quite nice. That said, I really thought some of Perkins' routine deserved much bigger laughs, like the activity vs sport (if you have a roommate), and how four women couldn't hijack a plane. Hilarious! But I know what tickles the funny bone most is subjective. On the names front, I've heard some truly crazy ones, over many years, but the zaniest was actually how a name was spelled. A student I had taught worked in a restaurant and told me she had a coworker, named "LaDash." I didn't think that was so unusual. "But," my student continued, "she spells it La--". :O I knew she had to be making that up, yet she told me it was absolutely true, because she saw her write it and saw it on their schedule. Wow!!! Fact can always be stranger than fiction! :)

  65. Leo Katigbak
    Leo Katigbak
    11 օր առաջ

    I had an office mate who named his son Philander, I asked him why the name. He said wants to show his love for Philippine Land. Obviously, he didn’t know the meaning of the word.😆.

  66. IRJR
    11 օր առաջ

    I just looked up on AMget how to cross the street in Vietnam 😂

  67. Dumisani Ndoni
    Dumisani Ndoni
    11 օր առաջ

    Im from South Africa and "GoGo" is a Zulu word for Grandmother

  68. beidlern
    11 օր առաջ

    I love this guys. Went back for his masters 😂

  69. zachtology mr
    zachtology mr
    12 օր առաջ

    Bam Bam Monoxide... Yes, that is a person's name. *smh*

  70. Past Life
    Past Life
    12 օր առաջ

    Solid set man; truly impressed with the style and delivery. I laughed the entire show and this is not the norm for today's acts. Thank you.

  71. Chinchow Chen
    Chinchow Chen
    13 օր առաջ

    MJs chow mein! That's a good joke!

  72. Martin Busch
    Martin Busch
    13 օր առաջ

    It took literally 30 seconds for him to inject race into his "comedy." I hate black comics who have no other way to be "funny".

  73. Queen Carter
    Queen Carter
    13 օր առաջ

    My sister's friend named her kids "Peace" and "Love" 🤦🏼‍♀️

  74. Bill Walters
    Bill Walters
    13 օր առաջ

    When I laughed my coffee out my nose, I realized this guy is hilarious.

  75. Corrupted King
    Corrupted King
    13 օր առաջ

    LOL, "my grandmother sat me and my mother down on the couch and told us, there was no santa claus, that was a tough day for us both

  76. Kohl B.
    Kohl B.
    14 օր առաջ

    Bro, my moms gonna flip when she sees this. TaShauna is a fairly rare name, I'd say. And for the record, she's white. Hooked the first minute in lol

  77. MsFunology
    14 օր առաջ

    I'm Asian living in Asia. I get that "almost get an accident the whole day" thing. I bursted out because that reminds me of my "almost-getting-accident driving" 😁😁

  78. cyborgchimpy
    15 օր առաջ

    actually, the dutch prime minister takes the bicycle to work.

  79. Serufe Motloung
    Serufe Motloung
    15 օր առաջ

    Gogo is an Official way we call your grandma in South Africa

  80. Steph
    16 օր առաջ

    I knew two sisters named Taday and Tamorrow.

  81. A A
    A A
    16 օր առաջ

    I actually work with a person named Di-ree-a; one night over the walkie talkie they said where's Di-ree-a ? And someone said she's on a bathroom break.

  82. diane DONOHUE
    diane DONOHUE
    16 օր առաջ

    You are clearly talented. Great job!

  83. doyrfan
    16 օր առաջ

    Still haven’t met a successful person name l móngalo... lol.. give the kids a living chance to survive in this evil world by giving them a generic name.. so that there name isn’t an obstacle! Cuz they don’t hire Laquisha or a Spanish name like Fadunco

  84. jk1980
    16 օր առաջ

    Yeah... it "wasn't black people that did it"... "it wasn't us".... help me out, what color was Obama again? Powel? Rice? Jesse Jackson? Harris? Yeah... only white people are capable of leadership at the highest levels. This racist nonsense is only funny to brain-dead zombies.

  85. jk1980
    16 օր առաջ

    So you don't like a name because it's "white"?... what if I said I didn't like my nephew's name because it was a black name? I'm sure the woke crowd would find that hilarious... the racist nonsense is old, how about trying to find comedy material that focuses on something besides race bating. It's trash like this that keeps people thinking racism is everywhere...

    17 օր առաջ

    Lmaoooo lemonjello

  87. Josh Turley
    Josh Turley
    17 օր առաջ

    He is 100% correct about the "Asians are the best drivers" bit. I never would have thought it unless I saw it with my own eyes. It is magical and amazing. In Vietnam watching the traffic is mesmerizing. They all flow in and out of each other flawlessly and inches away from each other. It's 100% true. Now back here in America....😊✌

  88. Mama Tiger Lilly
    Mama Tiger Lilly
    17 օր առաջ

    I actually filed admit papers at a hospital on a set of twins- Lemonjello and Oranjello, in the eighties. I tried to send a warning- no one would listen. 😂

  89. Solivagant 924
    Solivagant 924
    18 օր առաջ

    lmao my mother must have been GoGo...She started boiling eggs then took a nap and they exploded. "WHY WEREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION?!"

  90. Sam Smith
    Sam Smith
    18 օր առաջ

    "IDK what's gonna happen with our country"..... Sit down, son. Let me tell you a horror story.

  91. wave of vapor
    wave of vapor
    19 օր առաջ

    This show slaps, but from 36:04 it got real. Never heard the friendzone described so eloquently!

  92. Kitsune Fyora
    Kitsune Fyora
    19 օր առաջ

    People with average names: _laughing at the first bit of this video_ X Æ A-12 Musk: _sweating profusely_

  93. Beverley Reid
    Beverley Reid
    20 օր առաջ

    Let’s go Dutch. This guy is hilarious & GoGo can’t cook. He’s so spot on!

  94. Kelly Hall
    Kelly Hall
    20 օր առաջ

    "uGogo" is Zulu for grandmother

  95. Sophie W
    Sophie W
    21 օր առաջ

    Here's some true names from New Zealand ' Syphilis ' ' Typhoid' lol ' Talulah Does The Hula From Hawaii ' ( yes seriously ) and my personal favourite ' The Number 16 Bus Shelter' 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Here in Scotland in the past few years there's been 4 ' Slayer' s a ' Colon' and a few Lucifers !....the bus shelter one is particularly surreal

  96. Esther Daniels
    Esther Daniels
    21 օր առաջ

    This is the funniest comedian I ever heard. I.E. Went 2 a Seinfeld event, hardly ever laughed!!! Laughed continually with this guy!!!

  97. Kristine Joy Ochavillo
    Kristine Joy Ochavillo
    21 օր առաջ

    Xyz and Abcdef, schoolmates in high school

  98. James Hendel
    James Hendel
    21 օր առաջ

    I once told somebody that I would only buy free range eggs and they looked at me but didn't say anything. I went on and told them that these eggs that I like are actually gently removed from chickens by hand while they are roaming the range so the eggs are less traumatized. I said it with a straight face and they nodded to me in a knowing way and asked me if they were very expensive! LMAO

  99. James Hendel
    James Hendel
    21 օր առաջ

    Stank Dookey is the best name for Politicians.

  100. Rescue Pets Rock!
    Rescue Pets Rock!
    21 օր առաջ

    Who are the jerks who gave this a thumbs down? Guess you'll have to show up to a Dwayne Perkins show to let him know how much you don't like him. Lol!